...It needs to be more self-aware. Everything is here to make a great satire of the video games industry, but the game somehow plays it straight most of the way as to insult whoever plays it into thinking it's a work of art, when really, it's just like shitting on a canvas and calling it Da Vinci.
Let me explain to the best of my abilities. When a T-rex like boss comes on stage, the game should've shook its head and laughed at it. The player should've proceeded to drop an anvil on it (with 1 ton painted on it) and the t-rex should've held up a sign Wile E Coyote style and proceed to get squashed. When a snowmobile chase starts, the game should stop itself midway through it and have the player character complain about his balls being cramped and proceed to moonwalk down the slope. When a slow motion QTE happens when a zombie takes a hostage and you have to shoot it....well you get the idea...
Everything is here to make "A Cabin in the Woods" of video games. A satire of bad video game tropes is what we need and this game has everything in place to make one: Terrible action set-pieces ripped from Call of Duty, terrible QTEs and slow motion QTEs, explosions and explosions, helicopters exploding, planes exploding, buildings exploding, people exploding, a clunky cover system, mediocre shooting, sequences when you run towards the camera, ETC, ETC...
This kind of game makes me appreciate games like "Spec Ops: The Line" that are self aware of their gameplay shortcomings by having the player reflect on what they're doing. The game is self aware of what it is: a fucking game. It embraces the fact that it's a game, and uses it to good effect.
This piece of shit of a game with its high budget had all the potential in the world to make a statement of just how stupid that the tropes that we take for granted in video games are. Instead it uses them and wants us to accept them and be brain dead zombies.
Some of you may like this game, and that's fine. I don't really care. I'm not saying I have a well thought out argument here, I'm just posting my own personal opinion. Take it with a grain of salt.
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