Resident Evil: Titillation

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#1 Edited by MiniPato (2821 posts) -

So the TGS trailer for Resident Evil: Tit- err...Revelations, got out early.

 
 I seriously thought this was some well done porn parody. Look at it, innuendos everywhere.

So is it me, or has Capcom fully embraced the B-movie-ness of the Resident Evil franchise? It seems like before, Capcom always tried to make an effort to treat the RE fiction seriously because there are fans who treat is seriously. But Capcom has always seemed to be ignorant of how cheesy the Resident Evil series was. But now, I think they are very much self aware. I mean, they can't possibly expect us to take this chick seriously as a character can they? Can they?
 
http://kotaku.com/5838631/resident-evil-revelations-tgs-trailer-leaks
 Here's a link to the Kotaku article that has the trailer.

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#2 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5441 posts) -

Well no wonder she can't see what the white goo is. Her fucking dumb hair style is in the way.

I can't wait to get this.

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#3 Posted by Dallas_Raines (2269 posts) -

I appreciate RE's stupidity, but that design is taking it a bit too far. She belongs in an anime, not RE.(Just compare her design to Sheva or Jill, it's retarded)

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#4 Posted by gamb1t (1011 posts) -

who cares as long as they bring RE back to its roots

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#5 Posted by ReyGitano (2491 posts) -

Japan's fascination with large breasts and skin-tight outfits I've come to expect, Resident Evil is no stranger to that, but that hair is ridiculous... and I know something about ridiculous hair, having mine covering my eyes as well.

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#6 Posted by ryanwho (12011 posts) -

Pretty sure tits out and hair covering the eyes is standard issue ATF uniform.

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#7 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5098 posts) -

She touched semen.

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#8 Posted by Legend (2717 posts) -

I didn't ask for this.

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#9 Posted by ryanwho (12011 posts) -

Also, seems pretty clear you're probably playing the girl they show at the end and not Pam Anderson Bar Wire over there.

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#10 Posted by MVP1101 (234 posts) -

They just won't let this ship thing die, will they? This is like the third time they have made a boat game. First they did Gaiden on the gameboy, then Dead Aim (I think that was a light gun game) and now this one. I have little to no faith in Capcom when it come to RE nowadays, I hope this turns out well but I doubt it.

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#11 Posted by Loyal_Dragoon (118 posts) -

That's one way to get more sales.

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#12 Posted by valrog (3741 posts) -

Video was taken down.

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#13 Edited by Marokai (3577 posts) -
@MVP1101 said:

They just won't let this ship thing die, will they? This is like the third time they have made a boat game. First they did Gaiden on the gameboy, then Dead Aim (I think that was a light gun game) and now this one. I have little to no faith in Capcom when it come to RE nowadays, I hope this turns out well but I doubt it.

I doubt many people remember Gaiden or Dead Aim as serious Resident Evil experiences. Also, that was like, two generations ago. I don't really think you can trot out the "OH THEY'RE GOING THAT AGAIN HUH" card for this one.
 
Also, the video is now down.
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