Randomized killers probably ruined someone's life.

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#1 Posted by ItBeStefYo (1096 posts) -

I can see it. Some crazy guy wanted to get the hot scoops and heard about 4 randomized killers. So tried to play through this goddamn game until he saw all four. Each time he played through the game the more he lost the will to live and each time he got a killer he had before he became more and more insane.

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#2 Posted by Enigma777 (6285 posts) -

Man, what the hell did people do before youtube...

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#3 Posted by Brodehouse (10827 posts) -

Don't you know all the best stories are written so that the core antagonist can be flipped to any of four characters at random? Wouldn't Game of Thrones be better if it just chose at random what would happen? Of course it would.

All hail King Syrio Forel.

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#4 Posted by ItBeStefYo (1096 posts) -

@Enigma777: Would you agree new dante looks like hilary swank in boys dont cry?

@Brodehouse: I hope that isnt a spoiler!

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#5 Posted by GunslingerPanda (5175 posts) -

I don't even know what this post is about.

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#6 Posted by Icemo (716 posts) -

@GunslingerPanda: Me too, I'm confused...

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#7 Posted by ItBeStefYo (1096 posts) -

@GunslingerPanda: @Icemo: Ripper! The really bad game which made for a great Random PC Game video!

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#8 Posted by Enigma777 (6285 posts) -

@ItBeStefYo: Holy fuck yes!

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#9 Edited by MikkaQ (10296 posts) -

Yeah I think the fact that the killer could be Karen Allen or the bit-actress who plays the girlfriend-in-a-coma Raquel Welch's daughter just kinda... kills it.

I mean Christopher Walken, could be a serial killer. David Patrick Kelly, could be a serial killer. Karen Allen and Raquel Welch's daughter? Nope.

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