Bob Kotick shoots the first staff member he see's before every meeting, just to set the tone. 
Bob Kotick likes his Togepi poched...alive.
Bob Kotick is the reason bad things happen to people who fuck the fuck up. 
Activision owns some of the most successful game franchises ever he should be proud of their success, to bad no one told Bob Kotick.

 
I though of these in like .000003 seconds, Enjoy.

what is he? chuck norris now? o-o  
 

 Bob Kotick shoots the first staff member he see's before every meeting, just to set the tone.     

Bob Kotick is made entirely out of buttocks.
 
(props to whoever I just stole that from)

Bob Kotick is the origami killer

Bob Kotick looks at the people who bought GH: Van Halen and laughs.
 
(Was that a good one?  I just that up in like 5 seconds.)

Bobby Kotick killed JR.

Bobby Kotick LOVES TO TUSSLE!

Kotick can eat a dick

Kotick killed Lincoln

Kotick owned Infinity Ward.

" Kotick can eat a dick "

Bobby Kotick can't have an orgasm unless he kills a dog.
 
That's just what I heard somewhere.

"Bob Kotick looks at the people who bought GH: Van Halen and laughs.

Bobby Kotick is GHOST!

Bobby Kotick came up with the bat nips. 

Bobby Kotick isn't ugly.
 
He's hideous.

" Kotick can eat a dick "

Kotick eats milk on babies for breakfast.

Bob Kotick thinks that you have failed him for the last time, admiral.

Bobby Kotick uses the Noob Tube.

Bobby Kotick kills Dumbledore.

Bobby Kotick is a descendant of every tyrant in history.

Bobby Kotick is the smartest man in video games.

Bobby Kotick is the CEO of Activision.

Each time Bobby Kotick opens his mouth,  a cute little kitten dies painfully... in a fire.

Bobby Kotick has a lot of people around his fingers.

Bobby Kotick thinks video games should cost more......true story.

 Bobby Kotick is currently nominated for asshole of all time in the video game industry catagory

Bobby Kotick is such an asshole not even Beetlejuice will say his name three times.

Bobby Kotick is probably mortified by the barrage of derogatory comments that are constantly being made about him on the internet :(

" Bobby Kotick is probably mortified by the barrage of derogatory comments that are constantly being made about him on the internet :( "

- Bobby Kotick can get a kill screen on Donkey Kong just by inserting a quarter.
-Bobby Kotick is the reason Duke Nukem Forever was never released
-Remember Polybius? Bobby Kotick invented that game.
-Gamers plays games, Kotick plays gamers.

I like Bobby Kotick.
 
I really do.

" I like Bobby Kotick.  I really do. "

" Bobby Kotick is such an asshole not even Beetlejuice will say his name three times. "

" @Godwind said:

" I like Bobby Kotick.  I really do. "

Bobby Kotick does not like you. "

If you had 5 dollars and Kotick had million dollars, Kotick would still want all your money.

Bobby Kotick revived this thread from the dead.

" Bobby Kotick is the CEO of Activision. "

Bobby Kotick once saved a hooker from doing cocaine in the outskirts of Canada with some Navy SEALS who were on the hunt for Osama Bin Ladin. 

Bobby Kotick is an internet predator.   Of boys. 
 
In the game "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream", Bobby Kotick was responsible for programming  AM.  He did so with his own personality.

I once gave him an open mouth kiss and was engulfed in venomous snakes that came from within the depths of the demon.

Bobby Kotick is HALO

" Bobby Kotick is HALO "

In 2008, as reported by Forbes magazine, Robert Kotick received nearly $15 million USD in salary, benefits, options and incentives for his work with Activision Blizzard, of which $899,560 was his actual salary.  

" Bobby Kotick once saved a hooker by doing cocaine in the outskirts of Canada with some Navy SEALS who were on the hunt for Osama Bin Ladin.  "

" In 2008, as reported by Forbes magazine, Robert Kotick received nearly $15 million USD in salary, benefits, options and incentives for his work with Activision Blizzard, of which $899,560 was his actual salary.   "

Bobby Kotcik is a pretty cool guy, 
 eh angers gamers and doesnt afraid of anything

 Bobby Kotick doesn't read this thread cause he is too rich to care.

Bob Kotick is the new Jack Thompson.