How Awesome is Mr. Davis?

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#1 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1960 posts) -

Mr. Davis is so awesome that he makes horrible video game movies something to look forward to.
Mr. Davis is so awesome because he makes Jeff Gerstmann look overrated. 
Mr. Davis is so awesome because he makes grill cheese sandwich look like pizza.
Mr. Davis is so awesome because he has that grizzly bear/teddy bear thing going on.
Mr. Davis is so awesome because he makes straight men go gay for other men (Mr. Davis is not gay).
Mr. Davis is so awesome because he's the only one whom has balls to show off his fly crib.
Mr. Davis is so awesome because he gave me the will to live.
Mr. Davis is so awesome because he makes tanning beds look like a coffin.
Mr. Davis is so awesome because he makes wearing the same cloths week after week seem cool. 
Mr. Davis is so awesome because because he can make his facial hair look bad-ass and not look gay (Brad looks gay with his facial hair and that's the reason why he shaved his facial hair off).
Mr. Davis is so awesome because he can make people say "Who the fuck is Drew?"
Mr. Davis is so awesome because he's awesome. =)
 

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#2 Posted by William (445 posts) -
@Kou_Leifoh said:
 
" Mr. Davis is so awesome because because he can make his facial hair look bad-ass and not look gay (Brad looks gay with his facial hair and that's the reason why he shaved his facial hair off).   "
how dare you.
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#3 Posted by ShaneDev (1702 posts) -

He is awesome buts its a pity he uses the word "sir" so much and then everyone else uses it,    i hate it.

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#4 Posted by JackiJinx (3255 posts) -
@William said:
" @Kou_Leifoh said:
 
" Mr. Davis is so awesome because because he can make his facial hair look bad-ass and not look gay (Brad looks gay with his facial hair and that's the reason why he shaved his facial hair off).   "
how dare you. "
Indeed. And since when does facial hair make one "gay?"
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#5 Posted by AjayRaz (12803 posts) -

i approve this message

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#6 Posted by TooWalrus (13391 posts) -

I don't like it when he pretends that he doesn't know how a word is pronounced, and makes five minutes of horrible noises (pretending to try and pronounce that word). Other than that he's a pretty cool guy.

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#7 Posted by natetodamax (19462 posts) -

Anyone who uses "gay" as a synonym for "stupid" is an idiot.

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#8 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1960 posts) -

Mr. Davis > Jeff Gerstmann 
Mr. Davis > Brad Shoemaker
Mr. Davis > Vinny Caravella 
Mr. Davis > Dave Snider
Mr. Davis > Drew

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#9 Posted by Coltonio7 (3214 posts) -

Mr. Davis < Mr. David

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#10 Edited by ryanwho (12011 posts) -
@natetodamax said:

" Anyone who uses "gay" as a synonym for "stupid" is an idiot. "

Words evolve. "Idiot" used to be a word for normal people, peasants. Did you call him a peasant? It also used to be a psychology term for "retarded".  Did you just call him retarded? No, you used a modern definition. Take your word policing elsewhere, away from Mr. Davis.
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#11 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2749 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
"i approve this message "
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#12 Posted by eroticfishcake (7857 posts) -

I see someone has a man-crush.
 
I prefer Brad. :3

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#13 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19301 posts) -
@ryanwho said:
" @natetodamax said:

" Anyone who uses "gay" as a synonym for "stupid" is an idiot. "

Take your word policing elsewhere "
you're my hero
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#14 Posted by Creamypies (4169 posts) -
@Kou_Leifoh said:
" Mr. Davis > Jeff Gerstmann  Mr. Davis > Brad Shoemaker Mr. Davis > Vinny Caravella  Mr. Davis > Dave Snider Mr. Davis > Drew "
So Drew only has one name?
 
Is he like Shaft now?
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#15 Posted by Scooper (7920 posts) -

Too soon.

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#16 Posted by natetodamax (19462 posts) -
@ryanwho: I wasn't the one that called Brad gay, mmkay
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#17 Posted by JackiJinx (3255 posts) -
@ryanwho said:
" @natetodamax said:

" Anyone who uses "gay" as a synonym for "stupid" is an idiot. "

Words evolve. "Idiot" used to be a word for normal people, peasants. Did you call him a peasant? It also used to be a psychology term for "retarded".  Did you just call him retarded? No, you used a modern definition. Take your word policing elsewhere, away from Mr. Davis. "
Dude, gay is widely acceptable as for meaning a male homosexual. Using it to mean stupid as well is insulting and is reason to be intolerant to the usage. 
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#18 Posted by Bucketdeth (8252 posts) -

Jeff will curb stomp you American History X style.

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#19 Posted by Seedofpower (4059 posts) -

Oh god the return of Chuck Norris facts. Ryan Davis edition.
 
Ryan Davis is so awesome, he can tie-bag you in a game of halo before you were killed.

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#20 Posted by MasturbatingBear (1804 posts) -
@JackiJinx said:
" @ryanwho said:
" @natetodamax said:

" Anyone who uses "gay" as a synonym for "stupid" is an idiot. "

Words evolve. "Idiot" used to be a word for normal people, peasants. Did you call him a peasant? It also used to be a psychology term for "retarded".  Did you just call him retarded? No, you used a modern definition. Take your word policing elsewhere, away from Mr. Davis. "
Dude, gay is widely acceptable as for meaning a male homosexual. Using it to mean stupid as well is insulting and is reason to be intolerant to the usage.  "
true, its offensive and makes you look like a jackass.
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#21 Posted by bonbolapti (1731 posts) -

That means people can use the word Queer again! :D
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#22 Posted by ArbitraryWater (14686 posts) -

Mr. Davis can simultaneously love and hate Uwe Boll at the same time. Underwater.  Without a diving suit.

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#23 Posted by eroticfishcake (7857 posts) -
@bonbolapti said:
" That means people can use the word Queer again! :D "
That is so gay!
 
I do like him on the Bombcast though.
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#24 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1960 posts) -
@creamypies said:

" @Kou_Leifoh said:

" Mr. Davis > Jeff Gerstmann  Mr. Davis > Brad Shoemaker Mr. Davis > Vinny Caravella  Mr. Davis > Dave Snider Mr. Davis > Drew "
So Drew only has one name?  Is he like Shaft now? "
 "Who the fuck is Drew?"
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#25 Posted by damnboyadvance (4183 posts) -
@Kou_Leifoh said:
" Mr. Davis < Jeff Gerstmann  Mr. Davis > Brad Shoemaker Mr. Davis > Vinny Caravella  Mr. Davis > Dave Snider Mr. Davis > Drew "
Fixed.
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#26 Posted by Ubiquitous (576 posts) -
@natetodamax said:
"Anyone who uses "gay" as a synonym for "stupid" is an idiot. "
Indeed, this is probably the worst part about the internet. Fools EVERYWHERE. 
 
In other news, NO Mr. Davis is NOT Chuck Norris. 
 
...K?
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#27 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1960 posts) -

Jeff Gerstmann is overrated! Mr. Davis is where it's at! 
 
Yeah that's right I said, in yo face!

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#28 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1960 posts) -
@ryanwho said:
" @natetodamax said:

" Anyone who uses "gay" as a synonym for "stupid" is an idiot. "

Words evolve. "Idiot" used to be a word for normal people, peasants. Did you call him a peasant? It also used to be a psychology term for "retarded".  Did you just call him retarded? No, you used a modern definition. Take your word policing elsewhere, away from Mr. Davis. "
Hell yeah man! *High five* 
 
Those people need to stop trolling and stay on topic. If they can't talk about how awesome Mr. Davis is and derail this thread, they need to leave.
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#29 Posted by ajamafalous (13405 posts) -

I prefer Vinny.

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#30 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1960 posts) -
@ajamafalous said:
" I prefer Vinny. "
Take that shit in the Vinny forums, oh wait, there is no Vinny forum!
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#31 Posted by lemon360 (1231 posts) -

Ryan Davis IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

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#32 Posted by MKHavoc (1304 posts) -
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#33 Posted by CaptainTightPants (2831 posts) -

Hes on par with the rest of the Giantbomb staff in terms of awesomeness. Thats a pretty high level of Awesome though =]

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#34 Edited by Potter9156 (956 posts) -

I usually don't like posting in these kind of threads. But I must say, Ryan Davis has fantastic hair.
 
EDIT: In a way, he resembles the dwarf in my avatar.

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#35 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1960 posts) -

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#36 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5726 posts) -

Hey cool, now all four of them have their own pages since being credited in a game!

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#37 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3822 posts) -
@Kou_Leifoh said:
"Mr. Davis is so awesome because he has that grizzly bear/teddy bear thing going on.
Mr. Davis is so awesome because he makes straight men go gay for other men (Mr. Davis is not gay)"

The progression of these two makes it seem like you typed it as the feeling struck you internally in real time, I imagine a forlorn sigh after the second one.
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#38 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1960 posts) -

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#39 Posted by MeierTheRed (5333 posts) -

I stumbled into something creepy.

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#40 Posted by MikeydCT (743 posts) -

he is so awesome I told his last name.

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#41 Posted by SoothsayerGB (1500 posts) -

 

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How do you feel about him, without the face warmer? 
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#42 Posted by guiseppe (2843 posts) -

|-------------------------------|. That much awesome.

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#43 Posted by Halz (128 posts) -

Vinny bangs that shit east coast style, yeah!

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#44 Posted by Metric_Outlaw (1201 posts) -
@JackiJinx said:
" @William said:
" @Kou_Leifoh said:
 
" Mr. Davis is so awesome because because he can make his facial hair look bad-ass and not look gay (Brad looks gay with his facial hair and that's the reason why he shaved his facial hair off).   "
how dare you. "
Indeed. And since when does facial hair make one "gay?" "
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#45 Posted by Jolly_Lolly (3593 posts) -

Jeff is the man. 
 
"I came here to party"-  Jeff Gerstman, GB PAX conference.   

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#46 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1960 posts) -

Mr. Davis is so awesome he can be a role model to Hitler.
Mr. Davis is so awesome because he has a intellectual mind.
 Mr. Davis is so awesome because of this Mr. Davis >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jeff.

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#47 Posted by buzz_clik (7470 posts) -

On a scale of 1 to Vinny? Ryan comes very, very close to full marks.

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#48 Edited by unclejohn0525 (406 posts) -

Vinny > Everyone

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#49 Posted by DeadMonkeys (846 posts) -

Replace "Dr. Zeus" with "Mr. Davis".
 

  Awesome.
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#50 Posted by Vitefish (475 posts) -
@Kou_Leifoh said:
" Mr. Davis = Jeff Gerstmann  Mr. Davis = Brad Shoemaker Mr. Davis = Vinny Caravella  Mr. Davis = Dave Snider Mr. Davis = Drew "
Fixed

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