I think watching all these dreadful movies for TANG are messing him up. Ever since he started watching Uwe Boll finest work, TANG just keeps weirder weirder. I think Ryan need to take a long brake from watching uwe Boll's movies or else I fear for him. I really would hate it if I open google one day and see this next headline: "Video Game journalist Killing Rampage" that would suck.
I am worried about Ryan.
Yea believe it. They've actually got a few good martial arts movie fighters in it, but I bet they'll go the whole MK annihilation route, and have people show up for 2
" @CitizenKane: There is a Tekken film in the works? Seriously? My god.... "
minutes, and then disappear for the rest of the film.
|Ron Perlman||...||Paul Phoenix|
|Jackie Chan||...||Lei Wulong|
|Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa||...||Heihachi Mishima|
|Luke Goss||...||Steve Fox|
|Chiaki Kuriyama||...||Ling Xiaoyu|
|Gary Daniels||...||Bryan Fury|
|Nathan Jones||...||Craig Marduk|
|Jon Foo||...||Jin Kazama|
|Ian Anthony Dale||...||Kazuya|
|Cung Le||...||Marshall Law|
|Lateef Crowder||...||Eddy Gordo|
|Kelly Overton||...||Christie Monteiro|
|Tamlyn Tomita||...||Jun Kazama|
|Darrin Dewitt Henson||...||Raven|
|Gary Ray Stearns||...||Yoshimitsu|
|Marian Zapico||...||Anna Williams|
|John Pyper-Ferguson||...||Bonner (unconfirmed)|
|David Pitt||...||Jack - Tekken Police|
|Candice Hillebrand||...||Nina Williams (as Candicé Hillebrand)|
|Anton Kasabov||...||Sergei Dragunov|
|Randal Reeder||...||Scared Fighter|
|Cassie Shea Watson||...||Med Tech|
|Michael Showers||...||Security Assistant #1|
|Andrew Wei Lin||...||Sportscaster|
|Roger Huerta||...||The Matador|
|Louis Herthum||...||Tekken Security Chief|
"He is going to end up clinically insane. On the bright side, when he is admitted to the mental hospital, Dave gets a permanent spot on the bombcast :-) "
Ya thats always a plus, but still i'd miss him, and did you just become a mod, or am i just the one idiot who never noticed lol?
" @MattyFTM said:Don't worry that just happened yesterday. We are all still reeling from the shock ;)"He is going to end up clinically insane. On the bright side, when he is admitted to the mental hospital, Dave gets a permanent spot on the bombcast :-) "Ya thats always a plus, but still i'd miss him, and did you just become a mod, or am i just the one idiot who never noticed lol? "
But Ryan needs to protect himself with these movies he's watching. He may need to start watching them in a padded room so he doesn't bang his head on a wall in an attempt to harm himself so the movie will stop. Remember, Ryan, there is always a "Stop" button.
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