I am worried about Ryan.

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#1 Edited by mordukai (8514 posts) -

I think watching all these dreadful movies for TANG are messing him up. Ever since he started watching Uwe Boll finest work, TANG just keeps weirder weirder. I think Ryan need to take a long brake from watching uwe Boll's movies or else I fear for him. I really would hate it if I open google one day and see this next headline: "Video Game journalist Killing Rampage" that would suck. 

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#2 Posted by Insectecutor (1254 posts) -

Yeah he should watch The Wizard.

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#3 Posted by citizenkane (10887 posts) -

I wonder if Ryan is going to see the Tekken film releasing this fall.

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#4 Edited by XmassCthulhu (21 posts) -

Yeah, I agree, if he continues down this, undeniably dark, path, he will be but a shell of his former self. 
 
It'll be Falling Down all over again!

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#5 Posted by Insectecutor (1254 posts) -

I hope he's getting a balanced diet.

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#6 Posted by Ryu89 (24 posts) -
@Insectecutor: He specifically said only movies based on games, no movies about games, and wizard was the direct example of a film he wouldn't do.
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#7 Posted by MattyFTM (14839 posts) -

He is going to end up clinically insane. On the bright side, when he is admitted to the mental hospital, Dave gets a permanent spot on the bombcast :-)

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#8 Posted by Hamz (6899 posts) -
@CitizenKane: There is a Tekken film in the works? Seriously? My god....
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#9 Posted by jonnyboy (2867 posts) -

I was just in the supermarket and low and behold Alone in the dark 2!!!!!!!! Holy shit! Uwe Boll produced a sequel to his piece of shit film. This totally flew under my radar, I have to see it now.

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#10 Posted by ThomasP (1665 posts) -

TANG is one of my favorite features. No pain; no gain.

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#11 Posted by XmassCthulhu (21 posts) -

referring back to my previous post: 
 

 
 
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#12 Posted by Godwind (2924 posts) -

Ever since he has been watching those Uwe Boll movies, he is starting sound physically sick...

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#13 Posted by Kohe321 (3569 posts) -
@ThomasP said:
" TANG is one of my favorite features. No pain; no gain. "
This is the truth, and you all know it.
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#14 Posted by MatthewMeadows (600 posts) -

Maybe because John Hughes died he'll do a "This ain't no TANG" about FBDO. I can live in hope :p

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#15 Posted by mordukai (8514 posts) -
@MatthewMeadows said:
" Maybe because John Hughes died he'll do a "This ain't no TANG" about FBDO. I can live in hope :p "
I don't think so because he didn't do "This ain't no TANG" when David Carradine died.
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#17 Posted by JonathanMoore (1880 posts) -

I imagine listening to Blink-182's Stockholm Syndrome while Ryan rocks back and forth in the corner of a dark room.

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#18 Posted by ZombiePie (7063 posts) -

Don't worry he's a big boy...either that or part of his brain has gone dense after watching all of these godforsaken films.

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#19 Posted by _Phara0h_ (926 posts) -

I think he is a masochist

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#20 Posted by Insectecutor (1254 posts) -
@ryu89 said:
" @Insectecutor: He specifically said only movies based on games, no movies about games, and wizard was the direct example of a film he wouldn't do. "
Damn.
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#21 Posted by regmcfly (182 posts) -

Luke Goss out of Bros is in Tekken. That's a win.

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#22 Posted by Mikemcn (8320 posts) -
@MattyFTM said:
"He is going to end up clinically insane. On the bright side, when he is admitted to the mental hospital, Dave gets a permanent spot on the bombcast :-) "

Ya thats always a plus, but still i'd miss him, and did you just become a mod, or am i just the one idiot who never noticed lol?
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#23 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8663 posts) -
@Mikemcn said:
" @MattyFTM said:
"He is going to end up clinically insane. On the bright side, when he is admitted to the mental hospital, Dave gets a permanent spot on the bombcast :-) "
Ya thats always a plus, but still i'd miss him, and did you just become a mod, or am i just the one idiot who never noticed lol? "
Don't worry that just happened yesterday. We are all still reeling from the shock ;)
 
But Ryan needs to protect himself with these movies he's watching. He may need to start watching them in a padded room so he doesn't bang his head on a wall in an attempt to harm himself so the movie will stop. Remember, Ryan, there is always a  "Stop" button.

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