Kessler Kam: Life At The Whiskey Office. Also: Spiders.

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Posted by MattBodega (2277 posts) -

  

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#1 Posted by MattBodega (2277 posts) -

  

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#2 Posted by Dalai (7868 posts) -

Snazzy intro.

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#3 Edited by Crono11 (1667 posts) -

I love the head of shaq made it into the new office. Now my question to you Matt is how do you feel about Shaq-Fu?
 
Nice little video. 
 
 
There is nothing wrong with Taylor Swift and looking at her myspace....ok maybe there is something wrong with looking at her myspace.

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#4 Posted by Manhattan_Project (2252 posts) -

He called Taylor Swift, Taylor Smith!!!!!!!!!!! -100 internet points for you Kessler!!!

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#5 Posted by buzz_killington (3655 posts) -

Madness! I hope they're compensating you with free psychiatry sessions for the job.

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#6 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13807 posts) -

Kessler...tone down the sugar dude. 

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#7 Posted by Six (624 posts) -

Taylor Swift: Just as bad as: NCP

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#8 Posted by RedEyesBlueBunny (1025 posts) -

WHOO more Kessler Kam please

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#9 Posted by Sarumarine (2585 posts) -

Heh heh. I'd like to assume that Ryan couldn't hear what you were saying and just assumed it was something he could throw up a middle finger for. Or he really doesn't like you. That would be kind of a bummer.

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#10 Posted by Milkman (18914 posts) -

I still want to know what horrible sexual favors Kessler gave to get this job.

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#11 Posted by TheDoorman (571 posts) -

You always sound hyper whenever you talk lol.

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#12 Posted by CL60 (17117 posts) -

Calm down. You need to tone it down a level. You are on the verge of insanity.

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#13 Posted by mazik765 (2372 posts) -

Loved the video.
 
But this is going to culminate in more unfounded Kessler hate.

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#14 Posted by Manhattan_Project (2252 posts) -
@Six said:
" Taylor Swift: Just as bad as: NCP "
Thems fightin' words, my friend.
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#15 Posted by Dany (8018 posts) -

So Will was looking at Taylor Swifts myspace page...ok

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#16 Posted by griefersstolemykeyboard (403 posts) -

lol how the hell has he not been punched in the face by someone yet.

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#17 Posted by sparky_buzzsaw (7965 posts) -

Pretty good stuff, dude.  And now I'm hungry for a buffalo chicken sandwich.

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#18 Posted by OllyOxenFree (5015 posts) -

Good stuff!

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#19 Posted by Scooper (7920 posts) -

Kessler Kam is pretty good! Ryan has sheer contempt for you! Hah!

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#20 Posted by Chris2KLee (2402 posts) -

Livin the dream Kess-Dog.

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#21 Posted by FunExplosions (5534 posts) -

Cliffhanger ending!!!

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#22 Posted by leviathan (233 posts) -
@The_Laughing_Man said:
" Kessler...tone down the sugar dude.  "
erghhhh can't agree more. I seem to get a feeling that he's just trying too hard. And seems to copy Ryan's style too much.
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#23 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3523 posts) -

I liked the video, but the guy was trying a little too hard. Just talk normally, dude. 
 
More Sara is never a bad thing either.

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#24 Posted by Allprox (626 posts) -

You had me at jockstrap. Also: I enjoyed this video.

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#25 Posted by ectoplasma (1218 posts) -
@griefersstolemykeyboard said:
" lol how the hell has he not been punched in the face by someone yet. "
Are u talking about the spider?
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#26 Posted by canucks23 (1080 posts) -

Well... Now i know that GB's videos are on youtube.

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#27 Posted by ectoplasma (1218 posts) -
@leviathan said:
" @The_Laughing_Man said:
" Kessler...tone down the sugar dude.  "
erghhhh can't agree more. I seem to get a feeling that he's just trying too hard. And seems to copy Ryan's style too much. "
I think it was already much better than the quicklook. Time will show the Kessler in him ;).
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#28 Posted by papercut (4097 posts) -

SPIDERS! KILL THEM! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!

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#29 Posted by jakob187 (22934 posts) -

Trying too hard?  Lay off the sugar? 
 
Do you people know ANYTHING about MattBodega?  Did you ever listen to BSHAF?  Matt's an awesome and positively charged dood that holds no subject taboo!!!  His general excitement about anything and everything is AWESOME! 
 
Also, damn you, Kessler, for leaving us with blue balls like that.  Where's the proper ending?  What happened with the spider?!
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#30 Posted by FizzleNizzleBear (339 posts) -

I enjoy Kessler being hyper.

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#31 Posted by Red (6146 posts) -

I love how ashamed Will Smith was of his passion for Taylor Swift.

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#32 Posted by JJWeatherman (14929 posts) -

It's OK Will, we don't think less of you.

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#33 Posted by natetodamax (19462 posts) -

YOUTUBE SPAM AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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#34 Posted by wefwefasdf (6730 posts) -

The Kessler Kam was hilarious. Hope we get to see more of Matt!

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#35 Edited by hockeymask27 (3696 posts) -

Kirby time! 
Also more Kessler Kam please.

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#36 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3523 posts) -
@jakob187: It's true, I never listened to BSHAF. If that's just how he is, I'm sure it won't bother me after some time.
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#37 Posted by adoggz (2081 posts) -

ahh ahhh ahhhhhh i don't wanna think of a nude pink kessler. damn you sara

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#38 Posted by Claude (16651 posts) -

The word on the street is that Ryan hates everyone. You were lucky to just get the finger. How many times has he fired you?

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#39 Posted by Yummylee (24646 posts) -

YOUTUBE SPAM. FLAG YO DUMPY ASS. Also neat vid

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#40 Posted by RVonE (4993 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
" Trying too hard?  Lay off the sugar?  Do you people know ANYTHING about MattBodega?  Did you ever listen to BSHAF?  Matt's an awesome and positively charged dood that holds no subject taboo!!!  His general excitement about anything and everything is AWESOME!  Also, damn you, Kessler, for leaving us with blue balls like that.  Where's the proper ending?  What happened with the spider?! "
Blue balls? Oh you're talking about Sara being in the video.
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#41 Posted by vager (1677 posts) -

In Jeff's words to Ryan: "This is why you get threads like "Why is Ryan such a dick?"" on some Bombcast. 
 
Also, I managed to double quote something. lol

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#42 Posted by Radar (930 posts) -

Ryan is chewing that gum like a beast. Must have just snorted a couple lines of coke before that.

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#43 Posted by gearhead (2377 posts) -

I believe that when you post a Youtube video Kessler your supposed to add some 'commentary' to the post as well. 
Pff interns. 
:P

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#44 Posted by yakov456 (2021 posts) -

I like the energy level. It kept me interested the whole time. Good stuff. And Drew really looks like an 80's game show host to me, not that it's a bad thing.

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#45 Posted by MetalGearSunny (7469 posts) -

lol nice.

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#46 Posted by AjayRaz (12803 posts) -

certainly cheered me up. cheers, Matt ^^ 

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#47 Posted by GioVANNI (1317 posts) -
@Radar:  I was thinking the exact same thing!
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#49 Posted by RobotHamster (4250 posts) -

Nice Kessler, keep posting these vids! 

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#50 Posted by JP_Russell (1194 posts) -

Clearly, you would want to dress up as Forest Kaysen, Kessler.  With the eye plant sticking out of his mouth.

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