Yep, let's do this!

1. Giant purple dildos are effective weapons.

2. Depending on your perspective, nutshots are either the most awesome, or the least awesome, thing on the planet

3. You can explode motorcycles with the door of you car if you're fast enough.

4. Jumping through the front windshield is the appropriate way to enter a vehicle.

5. You can survive a 40 story drop as long as you land in water

6. The best way to assassinate a religious leader is by streaking, then beating her to death with a purple dildo, whilst naked.

7. Naked Russians are great at chess

8. Clipping a dude at 60 mph with knee-cappers sticking out of my hub caps, surprisingly enough, will not cut said dudes legs off. Neither will going at him with a chainsaw. All in all, Steelport citizens are disappointingly much more resilient than the residents of Banoi Island or Paradise, Arizona for example.

9. Don't stop for nothing

10. Some people have really messed up ideas on what it takes to overcome fear.

They play Funk Cold Medina on the radio a lot.

I thought one specific person made these 100+ blabla topics? Thief!

That Holding out for a hero makes me really indecisive

13. Parachutes manifest themselves instantly and indefinitely as long as your feet are off the ground for more than a few seconds

14. Lovin' is what I got. I said remember that.

15. If you... well, that if... While flying through the air, fallin out a plane, you don't need... Fuck, everything man. Just, everything.

16. Power Plants: Where to go for all your chair housing needs

17. Steampunk Fashion is heavily supported in the City of Steelport.

18.Luchador wrestling Gang Kingpins are encouraged to give televised interviews on a regular basis

19. Pink man-sized cats are extremely sadistic, extremely rich and extremely HARD TO FIND! :(

20. If you find yourself all of a sudden in an instant Zombie Apocalypse, and have your incendiary SMGs still with you, you will burn, because the Zombies you shoot, will burn, while running at you. But eventually you'll burn either way.

21. Chainsaws allow you to cut people in half...without actually cutting people in half O_o

22. When in doubt, make everything explode.

@hbkdx12: Other fools skipped 11/12, still started at 13. Epic win, good sir.

23. You can be a toilet.

10. Some people have really messed up ideas on what it takes to overcome fear.

25. Even when falling from a great hight you don't need to open your parachute until your 5 feet above the ground.

26: Entering your home automatically pardons any mass murder you may, or may not have committed.

27: It doesn't matter what kind of vehicle it is, or if it even has gas in it, it will explode if you shoot it enough.

28. Standing in the door of a helicopter makes you feel like a badass.. but standing there with "Power" playing in the background makes it even better.

30. Why go to the auto shop to get work done on your car when you can get all the customizations you could ever want brought to you in the comfort of your own home/garage!

31. Sure, you might be naked and high out of your mind because of a crazy scheme devised by a pimp, but you're still a badass with a rocket launcher.

32. I should make my groin more obvious through my pants to look sexier.

33. Things will explode by your touch, if you're burning, while wearing an asbestos suit.

34. Killing people gets your blood rushing....TO YOUR LOINS! OH!

35. Once you buy the upgrade for dual guns (handgun or smg) you can't go back...keep running out of ammo now.

36. In the whored mode, be sure to look out for stairs. Many opponents in this mode have problems with stairs or getting on top of things like ruined trucks, easy pickings to get through the mode.

32. I should make my groin more obvious through my pants to look sexier.

37. Most of the main story missions are just the side missions (Activities) in disguise.

38. Not even the streets of Steelport are safe from the fury of Great White Sharks... D:

39. If you attack a Prof. Genki (sp?) wandering the streets, watch out as it's a tough fight you should avoid.

40. Chop Shop related thefts only count if you steal a car from a certain part of town, which sadly doesn't count if you actually have the vehicle in a garage & want to donate it to the chop shop or steal it somewhere else in town.

41. that I'm attracted to cute badass mass murdering psychopathic awesome females with a desire for big bombs and predator drones.

41. that I'm attracted to cute badass mass murdering psychopathic awesome females with a desire for big bombs and predator drones.

42. No one in this game actually puts on a fake dick.

43. Ur fellow gang members fully understand and do not question your zombie talk

44. Once you stop taking fall damage, you just don't bother using parachutes anymore.

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45. Either if you choose to save Shaundi or to catch Killbane, Shaundi dies. You're gonna miss her :(

Spoilers, bro.

46. It's odd for a lonely computer nerd to have a giant purple dildo in her hideout, but not for a criminal gang leader to carry one around with him.

47. I'm the best around. Nothings gonna ever keep me down.

48. Hitting your opponent with a blow-up doll is the best way to win a wrestling match.