Penis Floor Man

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Posted by Mustachio (268 posts) -

So I was messing around with a friend on Saints Row 3 when I kamikazeed into our penthouse and lodged my penis in the floor. Thus began my new life.

Lara Croft and Penis Floor Man chill out.
Lara Croft and Penis Floor Man chill out.
Penis Floor Man considers the logistics of going for a swim while his penis is lodged in the ground.
Penis Floor Man considers the logistics of going for a swim while his penis is lodged in the ground.
Penis Floor Man takes a dip.
Penis Floor Man takes a dip.
Penis Floor Man takes in the view.
Penis Floor Man takes in the view.
Penis Floor Man is scared of heights.
Penis Floor Man is scared of heights.
Penis Floor Man dies while attempting to bake cupcakes.
Penis Floor Man dies while attempting to bake cupcakes.

I'll never forget you, Penis Floor Man.

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#1 Posted by Mustachio (268 posts) -

So I was messing around with a friend on Saints Row 3 when I kamikazeed into our penthouse and lodged my penis in the floor. Thus began my new life.

Lara Croft and Penis Floor Man chill out.
Lara Croft and Penis Floor Man chill out.
Penis Floor Man considers the logistics of going for a swim while his penis is lodged in the ground.
Penis Floor Man considers the logistics of going for a swim while his penis is lodged in the ground.
Penis Floor Man takes a dip.
Penis Floor Man takes a dip.
Penis Floor Man takes in the view.
Penis Floor Man takes in the view.
Penis Floor Man is scared of heights.
Penis Floor Man is scared of heights.
Penis Floor Man dies while attempting to bake cupcakes.
Penis Floor Man dies while attempting to bake cupcakes.

I'll never forget you, Penis Floor Man.

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#2 Posted by DonutFever (4033 posts) -

Lest we forget.

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#3 Posted by jacksukeru (6563 posts) -

I only half get the joke, but I'm into it.

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#4 Posted by N7 (4159 posts) -

His name was Marauder Shields...

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#5 Posted by Jadeskye (4392 posts) -

I declare this thread epic.

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#6 Posted by coakroach (2497 posts) -

I think you're looking at this whole thing the wrong way.

Its not the floor thats his penis its the WHOLE. FUCKING. SKYSCRAPER.

In Saints Row The Third you can run a MASSIVE CRIME SYNDICATE OUT OF YOUR DICK.

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#7 Edited by WickedCestus (3781 posts) -

He had a good life.

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#8 Posted by JasonR86 (10178 posts) -

I usually fuck the floor around that time of night too.

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#9 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -

Penis Floor Man? lmao

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#10 Posted by MikkaQ (10296 posts) -

Hey, Penis Floor Man looks EXACTLY like my Saints leader. Except I had a purple bathrobe and nothing else on for the whole game.

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#11 Posted by Mustachio (268 posts) -

@coakroach said:

I think you're looking at this whole thing the wrong way.

Its not the floor thats his penis its the WHOLE. FUCKING. SKYSCRAPER.

In Saints Row The Third you can run a MASSIVE CRIME SYNDICATE OUT OF YOUR DICK.

I bet he's up there, penis lodged in the clouds, smiling down on us as he considers that he once held the world at the end of his dick.

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#12 Posted by TechHits (1483 posts) -

@coakroach said:

I think you're looking at this whole thing the wrong way.

Its not the floor thats his penis its the WHOLE. FUCKING. SKYSCRAPER.

In Saints Row The Third you can run a MASSIVE CRIME SYNDICATE OUT OF YOUR DICK.

strap it on?

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#13 Posted by JJOR64 (19685 posts) -

Amazing.

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