1. Share everything. Hardly
2. Play fair. Nope
3. Don't hit people. Really she is trying to work on this one...just in the opposite direction from what you'd want since she just kills people.
4. Put things back where you found them. She has almost never done that unless she picked up the wrong thing...she discardes those like trash in that case.
5. Clean up your own mess. Good advice....that she never follows
6. Don't take things that aren't yours. [sigh] People do write entire blogs on how she may never learn this one
7. Say you're SORRY when you HURT somebody. Yeah, however, it is never a convincing "I'm sorry" now is it?
8. Wash your hands before you eat. She might actually do this when not covered in her own blood and feces; and when not on the run
9. Flush. I don't think video game character even go to the bathroom in a game...well, except Duke Nukem
10. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. Okay, she might know this one; yet, I think this is a fundamentally flawed concept that cookies and milk are GOOD for you.