That was awesome... I managed to get 105.30 km.

What a great way to recruit people. I got  51.51KM on the first try. :P

Okay, so wtf is going on? 
He cuts himself, then gets his head cut off, and the head flies off saying "Not in Japan? No Problem." then it lands on the dinner table of a western family. 
 
Also, I want to join this project as 2D designer. 
 
105.30, btw :D

101.91 on my first go. This is madness. Surely Mikami's talents could be put to better use elsewhere.

Lol @ Suda in the background.
 
Edit: hmm, the gauge was full yet it only went to 101.91 and hit the baseball base, how do you get past that?
 
Edit more: ok, you have to rapidly click after the shot and before the head gets fully launched off screen or something, I got 105.30 with the table result and an 107 something where he landed on a kissing couple and replaced the head of the dude. Crazy. I'll stop be4 I destroy my mouse button.

105.30.
 
Weird stuff,but hey, okay.
 
Edit: Okay, so I got 107.59 just then without hitting max whereas 105.30 was when the meter was at its peak. Don't really get what's going on... :/

Damnit, it just stops at 105.3 when you hit max.. Stupid kissing couple.

I scored a 101.91.
 
A fun yet simple game.

For those who don't get the joke: 

" @iAmJohn: He also referenced it in God Hand's chihuahua races, where there was a dog called Mikami's Head.  Man, those chihuahua names were awesome. "Burrito Libre". "Massive Damage". "Sexy Maid". Just... awesome. "

It seems like it's all set distances, I've hit every distance mentioned here, and nothing else.

Cewl.

Eh... I got max bar and somehow went less far than I previously attained