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Unprofessional Fridays: 08/28/19

What WON'T we do on a mega sized UPF?!

The end of the week is here! You made it! Let's sit back, relax, and close the week out in style with some video games.

Aug. 30 2019

Cast: Brad, Ben, Matt, Jason, Dave

Posted by: Jan

83 Comments

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East coast has better team skills on Heave Ho... except for the farting.

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UPF: Premium is on Sale stream

West has the coin toss promoves for Heave Ho

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Voidstrike • 

Is there a reason the date is what it is?

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Rorie not have Add ons installed is surprising

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It was the last of jedis, it was the blurst of jedis.

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very disappointed that they didn't take Snake in the description

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There's totally an AH in Stormwind. Run straight when you get in the city and that pretty much gets you there.

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Business Dave's Top 10 may have peaked

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I subscribe to premium for Business Dave Top 10*

(*That's not actually true, I've been a premium subscriber for years. But I do like it very much.)

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Breaking that piano didn't seem very cool.

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"Hold me, Rorie."
*Rorie stares straight ahead*

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larmer • 

Video game: If you're lost and don't know where to go, just tell your dog to search.

Games media: This is too aimless and confusing, why can't they just give me quest markers so I always know exactly what to do next?

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Of course Brad and Rorie were Alliance. I never even saw the Alliance cities. Horde for the win!

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Blair witch holds up imo. MAN what a show, boys, good job happy friday

I do not have monday off, salt levels high

but its ok, this was a top ten upf

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Rorie made an... unfortunate T-shirt choice for today's UPF.

(Googling "Cinefamily" and reading the first few search results should make it clear why)

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Brad: I have no idea why anyone would ever want to watch WoW Classic, nothing ever happens.

Also Brad: OMFG CAN YOU GO VISIT OL’ BLANCHY?!

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the intro to the top 10 is chef's kiss

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I really need an Alex Reacts video of him watching the west coast crew work together to complete Heave Ho levels after the atrocities he had to endure on the Heave Ho Quick Look.

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Thanks for the UPF this is the reason I resubbed and it was worth it.

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@larmer: lol it was a little frustrating to have a crew trying to figure out how a horror game works. WHAT ARE THE DEVS TRYING TO GET ME TO DO?! Like dude. It's psychological horror. Just walk around until something happens. If it's not here, then keep moving. The game is MEANT to be confusing, but that also means they won't make you actually lost. From what I could tell, no matter how much you wander, you're always near where you need to be. So.. wander.. And stop trying to undermine the experience by reverse game deving haha.

Still, fun upf guys lol

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The Business Dave Top 10 gives me life! Never stop.

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Ben is correct, Mystery Men is criminally underrated.

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WoW was goty over HL2?? That's insane.

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The version WoW Classic uses has auction houses in every capital. It is not limited to one capital. Also, the guards can tell you points of interest, such as where the auction house is....

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O geez i made Ben angry in this one. Also the statistics don't lie, i am a he.

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Rorie just straight up left you dudes hanging.

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Dang howd yall miss it when you mentioned there isn't a save option in Blair witch and then wondered why it quick saved 12 minutes ago?

I mean at one point you go looking for save, the 4 options "resume, save, settings, exit" and you go "yeah there's no save". Well I'm sure you figured it out but still funny nonetheless.

Also you wandering around saying you don't know where to go but there is a ORANGE light you did not see in the distance? You swing your view around about 15 times and NO ONE mentions the glowing item in the distance which is probably your next objective.

And then ya complain nothing happens! The whole game was fun to watch! It's a horror game lmao I'm fucking dead

Not as dead as your poor dog is after you abandoned it in the woods.

No shade, just observations!

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Ben wandering straight into a giant monster in the hunt has doubled the effect of my deadness. I've always wanted to play the hunt but it seemed kinda lame (compared to the early trailers) and the permadeath is a big turn off to me since I have health issues and can't always guarantee I'll make it through a match without having to afk or straight up leave to go to the hospital, which has happened twice while playing an mmo with a group so...cant say I'll get a chance to play this one. It's fun to watch you guys play it though.

I hope if anything you continue to make the hunt content. This is way better than a full blown battle royale to watch.

Sorry for the two posts I can't edit the first one.

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Business Dave Top 10 is getting better and better

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Boy, UPF is not the place for atmospheric horror.

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The scariest part of this is when no one knew what Hand of Fate was

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Ben! Stop breaking stuff! You need a fifteen minute time-out, at least!

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German shepherds are perfect and i will never not love them, by this metric alone that blair witch game cant be that bad

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@avioto: I get it from a purely "impact on the industry" perspective but yeah personally I cant understand how wow could beat out hl

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Felt so bad for Brad when that piano was dropped :(

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Thanks for the shout out Brad! Glad you love the Junji-ito Style artwork! :D

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Dave is low-key becoming my favorite cast member

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