Unprofessional Fridays: 10/04/2019 - Jan Can Cook: Ben Appétit

I would try one. 5/5.

I already knew that Ben was really tall, but he is really tall!

Fucking Rorie! I love that guy. I can really appreciate a lot about him and this just cements it.

I think I love everything about this feature. Great pun title? Well edited? Very silly content? It's gold! Just need to break this out from the UPF branding and polish up the premise!

Also, I'd absolutely eat those JC Dumplings.

Make chocolate chips out of a block of chocolate with one simple trick... Throw it on the bench in the packaging. Hard.

1. Grab it two hands (or just one if you're feeling risky) on the long sides near one end

2. Go back over your head and throw it at that bench so it lands parallel with the surface. You definitely want to throw it otherwise you'll burst the packaging or hit your hands on the bench too.

3. Give it a feel with your hands and if it's not small enough chunks repeat from step one.

I guess @janman holding things up to a camera we don't cut to is why he hates GoPros so much?

I love that Bens head is just cut off, I hope its a bit and not a framing issue, because that just makes it even better

Rorie with the double-dip power play. I respect it.

Those actually did look pretty good, not going to lie.

that stupid meaty bod

That looked legitimately good, actually. I want to try one.

did i miss something ?

oooh i could see a GOTY video special episode called iron jeff with them all having to pull 2 ingredients out of a hat ala hitsmas from previous episodes of JCCBA and make something out of it with Jeff having to judge them all.

Ben cuts like those black and white “there’s gotta be a better way!” commercials

Catchphrase:

"Jan Ben Testing"

I am so happy this exists.

this is all great

JC DUMPLING

Being that minced meat is Hackfleisch (Hack as in with an axe, Fleisch means meat) in German, I think they met the game part just splendidly. Hacked it was. Also I would have absolutely eaten this, it actually sounded kind of tasty. Jan really can cook and Ben can as well as I noticed. Please continue this series and for the love of all that is holy get Jeff in there.

Just throwing it out there, I would very much like to see Ben and Jan do an endurance run of the OG Deus Ex (with the GMDX mod or something, goes a long way to the 2019 playability)

The lack of Deus Ex knowledge was killing me, but it turned out to be worth it for those titles and box arts.

wow....Ben's tall

OBVIOUSLY

"microchips"

micro chips

small fries.

The content I pay for!!!

Thank you!!!

This video is fantastic!

I hope they intentionally set the camera so Bens head would be cut off lmao

The cooking was great, but the double-dipping while criticizing stole the show.

wow ben is tall

I appreciate that the top of Ben's head is cut off in the shot when he's standing close to the counter.

EXTRA SUGAR EXTRA SALT EXTRA OIL AND MSG

I love this feature!

Best new show of the year 2019.

Love how they just keep eating 🤣

Love this feature!

It's, "I never asked for this." BEN YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT

This is fantastic.

Great feature!

I died at every "pigs in a pigs blanket"

What is MSG?

Sometimes I forget that Ben is very tall

"ummm acshually deus ex is about transhumanist dystopia... and cybersex"

Sad neither of them had played it, because "I wanted orange, but I got lemon-lime" was a big thing in the first Deus Ex, and could've been something they incorporated into the dish somehow.

This is some premium premium content

BEN IS HUGE