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Voicemail Dump Truck 34

Gwarsenio and Jordan from ALBUMMER! jumped on the dump truck to answer your questions about corn eating, Sum41, and other assorted oddities.

If you think the GIant Bombcast spends too much time talking about Not Video Games, you're going to hate this thing.

Aug. 4 2022

Cast: Dan, JERF

Posted by: Jan

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Excited to finally see Gwarsenio and Jordan work together. I've always thought they would hit it off and have always wondered why they always seem to miss each other.

Edit: Hmmm, no Jordan this time. That's alright Knuckles is cool too.

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Love the Albummer integration this week

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Anyone who doesn't like more GB-Albummer interaction can go touch corn.

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Oh my god FUCK YES

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can't wait for their metallica blank check miniseries

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i think jeremy has been forgotten about in the description sorry knuckles the hedgehog we still love you

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I'd bet Gawarsino/Jordan would love Berserk. That's my bet. Especially the manga the artwork would be way up his alley.

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Holy shit I lost it at the Alligator Matrix. What an episode.

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I need Bryn from GenLoss to somehow interact with Dan

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Best episode. Jordan and Jeremy are natural fits, get them into more shit. I want Jeremy in ranking of Tekken Endings plz.

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Sorry if I missed this since Dan came back, but is Bak 2 School getting more episodes...?

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please have the Albummer folks on more cause they’re great :)

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why do the albummer folks always laugh at their own riffs? It's annoying, ironic and a testament to the concept that all musicians wish they could be comedians

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Great show. More Albummer crew in things.

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"I'll drink piss" - Gwarsenio, Knuckles the Hedgehog, and Jeff Bakalar

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@gortonimo said:

why do the albummer folks always laugh at their own riffs? It's annoying, ironic and a testament to the concept that all musicians wish they could be comedians

How dare they, right? Imagine someone finding something funny, making a remark about it, and then finding their remark funny! Absolutely wild.

Also, I won't begrudge you if you think it's annoying, but ironic? So they are laughing at their own jokes ironically--as in they don't find them funny, but they're laughing anyway?

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why do the albummer folks always laugh at their own riffs? It's annoying, ironic and a testament to the concept that all musicians wish they could be comedians

Laughing releases the endorphins in your brain that make you feel good, so I actively try to do it often and with ease. Honestly don't know why more people don't try to become easier laughs, you don't get any special bonus for being a stone face, but you do get free drugs when you laugh more. Give it a try some time!

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@gortonimo: Judging by your post history, good to see you're still holding a year long grudge over them.

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Regarding the Bruce Springsteen $5000 ticket discussion, it's Ticketmaster bullshit. They've introduced a system that jacks up the starting price for high-value performances, that decreases the price if tickets are still available after a certain amount of time. As Tom Breihan says, they're essentially scalping their own tickets. It's a fucking gross practice, and I hope their CEO gets beaten with a steel chair by Ian MacKaye.

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Gwarsenio and Knuckles were great on this

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I've tried Albummer a few times and it just doesn't do much for me. But it's cool that they're aware that they aren't everyone's cup of tea and have fans that appreciate them. I am somewhat tempted by the upcoming series of videogame soundtracks though.

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This was a really fun episode! Nice work, everyone

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I remember the first Albummer show and wondering what the fuck this was and why. And now it's one of my favorite things on the whole site.

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@gortonimo: You can express your opinion however you like if it doesn't violate terms of service. That said, I am not convinced by your argument. I understand the points you are making and do not agree. You and I may not like them, but they serve enough of an audience here at Giant Bomb to continue what they are doing. I don't believe something is a wasted resource if it is not tailored to my tastes. I choose not to engage with it or expend energy thinking about it. You can try to turn others against them, but I find it more admirable if anything that they persist in the face of harsh criticism and negativity.

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The Catch-22 of getting into anime is that you should never listen to recommendations from anime fans

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I can't believe the esteemed author of Air Force Gator and Air Force Gator 2: Scales of Justice hasn't seen Top Gun.

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So, so good. Meatball shotgun bit was amazing.

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This was a great episode! I agree with Dan for the meatball shotgun, if I had one I'd at least try to kill a bug with it!

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I'm glad albummer has found an audience, don't mind occasional crossover, but I'm here for core crew.

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@gortonimo said:

why do the albummer folks always laugh at their own riffs? It's annoying, ironic and a testament to the concept that all musicians wish they could be comedians

Gwortonmonio Hall

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@rayne117: hahaha! I love the stretch and you for making it

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Someone please tie Dan to a chair and make him watch Aquaman.