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Voicemail Dump Truck 51

Guys. Please. Our dear friend The_Windbag joins us this week on the dumptruck as we cover a multitude of subjects like gas station shower inflation, the contents of your freezer, and ANTS?

If you think the GIant Bombcast spends too much time talking about Not Video Games, you're going to hate this thing.

Dec. 15 2022

Cast: Jeff Grubb, Dan, JERF

Posted by: Jan

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that is one magnificent nigel thornberry schnoz having cat.

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@janman I think this one is supposed to be #51?

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Nothing bad can happen on the dump truck

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Edited By BisonHero

I love hearing The_Windbag talk about the particulars of his craft near the start of this one. Like he’s getting into explaining his process the way any actor or standup or musician would, except it’s this super specific livestreamed green-screen freestyle improv comedy music late night show thing.

Edit: Also that question about ants using the force and chimp nursing homes was a real wild ride.

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I had to go back and check that breakfast sandwich again. Let this serve as a placeholder recipe in case we get any official word from windbag or jan ;)

The ‘Mr. Windbag’ breakfast sandwich (or The Windbag Sr.)

* Iron skillet medium high heat

* 1 regular breakfast sausage patty right in the center

* Cracked pepper on top of patty, flip, move to the side in the skillet.

* One pad of butter in the skillet

* One egg fried in the skillet - over easy cracked pepper on top

* Thomas English muffin, toasted until brown

Assembly:

mayonnaise and onion on english muffin then sausage patty then egg on top - dash of tabasco.

Important notes:

・Don’t over cook the egg - just enough so that it still runs

・Get the regular sized English muffin - not the big ones

・Mayonnaise and onion must go under the sausage

・Make two! You gotta have two

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What happened to Blight Club :(

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If I had the art skills I would totally paint a Norman Rockwell-style scene of Dan comforting a chimpanzee on its death bed

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@swiftoid said:

What happened to Blight Club :(

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I peef'd myself

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@swiftoid said:

What happened to Blight Club :(

Dan had a pretty horrible family thing come up and was away for a bit as a result so they postponed Blight Club until he's back (CW: death, cancer Dan mentioned on his personal stream that a cousin he grew up with and was close to died of pancreatic cancer. Dan's doing a charity fundraiser this weekend during the Fire Escape GOTY podcast stream).

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Holy shit Windbag knows how to eat. That's pretty close to my own favorite breakfast sandwich!

Breakfast always tastes better on a Friday

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Seeing the Windbag out of character is like kind of like wrestling, when I found out Gorilla Monsoon wasn't a Gorilla

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@nillock said:

Seeing the Windbag out of character is like kind of like wrestling, when I found out Gorilla Monsoon wasn't a Gorilla

This was already weird enough, then Bakalar straight up called him Henry!!

Narrative Continuity is in shambles, I tell ya.

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Always good to see the Show folks on.

Just...dont make Emily or Smight have to endure Dan if they get on. :P

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Can’t believe every white guy from GB East went fully bald by age 40.

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I had to go back and check that breakfast sandwich again. Let this serve as a placeholder recipe in case we get any official word from windbag or jan ;)

The ‘Mr. Windbag’ breakfast sandwich (or The Windbag Sr.)

* Iron skillet medium high heat

* 1 regular breakfast sausage patty right in the center

* Cracked pepper on top of patty, flip, move to the side in the skillet.

* One pad of butter in the skillet

* One egg fried in the skillet - over easy cracked pepper on top

* Thomas English muffin, toasted until brown

Assembly:

mayonnaise and onion on english muffin then sausage patty then egg on top - dash of tabasco.

Important notes:

・Don’t over cook the egg - just enough so that it still runs

・Get the regular sized English muffin - not the big ones

・Mayonnaise and onion must go under the sausage

・Make two! You gotta have two

THANK YOU!

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What is time?

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gotta say i might nt have cared for forkin' but outside of that windbag seems like a cool dude .. also that sandwhich sounds pretty good even tho i don't like runny eggs.

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@ben_h said:
@swiftoid said:

What happened to Blight Club :(

Dan had a pretty horrible family thing come up and was away for a bit as a result so they postponed Blight Club until he's back (CW: death, cancer Dan mentioned on his personal stream that a cousin he grew up with and was close to died of pancreatic cancer. Dan's doing a charity fundraiser this weekend during the Fire Escape GOTY podcast stream).

That sucks, complete legit reason to delay (although I wish they'd communicate things like this better - couldn't find any mention on Twitter about this and I don't listen to the podcasts any more).

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Is Windbag doing the bit from Black Dynamite on the breakfast sandwich? Rofl

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I want to quote Tim Minchin regarding the absurdity of "guilty pleasures". He was asked what his guilty pleasures were and didn't really know what to answer so asked what kind of things people usually answer and his response was:

Those are your guilty pleasures? That shows an incredibly low threshold for both guilt... and pleasure. I was thinking more like (...) cancelling your monthly payment to your sponsor child so you can afford to buy a second iPad (...) I just feel guilty because I know that that 13 dollars I spend most days on cabernet sauvignon probably could have been better spent buying some Somalian village a pump... But that's why I savor it. Nothing tastes as good as that sip of wine that you know could have inoculated an infant against tuberculosis

Tim Minchin
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Is it just me or is Dan's audio quiet? Not usually an issue but seems a problem for me on this episode!

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@93the_ace: Came here for this specifically so thank you!

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@permanentsigh:

It's Friday and it's still not out? Assuming the return has been postponed until January now....?

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@swiftoid said:

@permanentsigh:

It's Friday and it's still not out? Assuming the return has been postponed until January now....?