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ALBUMMER! 37: Loud Rocks

Today on Albummer! we're talking about Loud Rocks: an extremely year 2000 mashup of metal and hip hop that probably should have been forgotten but we have content to make. Ruh oh.

The crew behind Two Minutes to Late Night are here to re-review some of the most critically reviled albums out there!

May. 11 2022

Posted by: JERF

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The blue guy is if Tobias Funke took HGH and horse supplements.

Also, I listen to the podcast despite watching the video. I thought Drew added in a fucking Bugs Bunny scream when Emily showed her forehead. I looked back and realized my error.

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Just wanted to say when y'all first started I was unsure of the show, but over the last year this has turned into one of my favorite giantbomb shows. Keep up the bits.

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I can’t be sure whether Serj was ok with saying the n-word or not until someone reassured him, but for sure the System of a Down drummer was ready to start saying it immediately.

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Can I do a bit? The guy looks like the guy from the old UFC logo binging cocaine and living it up at Studio 54, long after disco died.

Anyways, great show. I was really into System of A Down when Toxicity came out and never knew about the cover. It's not good, at all.

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this guy looks like mr. manhattan from that hit movie, the watchman. i think that's what it was called

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Well, this has just made me want to listen to the Spawn soundtrack (mainly because of Jeremy talking about Atari Teenage Riot), so that's what I'll be doing with my evening.

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@rcoletea: Same, absolutely. This show is the highlight of my Wednesdays.

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The blue guy looks like if Avatar guy worked out every day since Avatar came out.

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The guy on the cover looks like Mr Clean autoerotically asphyxiating

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@bruitist said:

Well, this has just made me want to listen to the Spawn soundtrack (mainly because of Jeremy talking about Atari Teenage Riot), so that's what I'll be doing with my evening.

Agreed that album is better than it had any right to be. Better than the movie anyway...

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I have this cd. I bought it when it came out and listened to it a bunch. I was in the angstey teen demo.

Completely forgot about it till I see this episode. Have to go dig it out.

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Knuckles forever!

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Cover guy looks like Thomas the Spank Engine.

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Can I do a bit?

The guy looks like the box art for an early 2000s-era graphics card

The guy looks like Dril if he was transported into Avatar World.

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Drew looks like Tom Hardy in “Bronson” in the best way possible.

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Chris Tucker was my favorite Snork.

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Mean Machine IS a good song!

Speaking of Ozzy / Rap crossovers, i have a really soft spot for the Busta Rhymes / Ozzy song "This Means War" which is basically "Iron Man" with different lyrics.

Also, the Sabbath/Ozzy reunion was actually a few years before this. The live album "Reunion" came out in ´98 - sorry for beeing pedantic ;)

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This album cover looks like the end of Uncharted 2, but good.

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Chris Tucker was my favorite Snork.

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If I could interject with a bit?

The dude on the cover looks like the rap-rock tenor that would have followed the Diva's performance in The Fifth Element and the album is ACTUALLY all his vocals.

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May I do a bit?

Fred Durst has definitely said the n-word: Nookie

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May I interrupt for a moment, to do a bit? Thank you.

The only thing about the guy on the cover that's not blue are his balls... because that guy fucks.

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I have that South Park: Chef Aid album! System of a Down is also on it with a song with Sean "Diddy" Combs.

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Drew looks like Tom Hardy in “Bronson” in the best way possible.

Donate to our Patreon and I'll show ass.

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I like the Shook Ones cover purely because they got a white guy to cover it and changed the lyric to "Official white folks murderers" which is objectively very funny.

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@homogenic said:

Drew looks like Tom Hardy in “Bronson” in the best way possible.

Donate to our Patreon and I'll show ass.

Clearly I'm in the wrong tier

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If I might do a bit?

Guy on the cover looks like Tom of Finland painted Grover.

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If you like this, maybe try out the Judgment Night soundtrack which I believe is superior, not sure. I liked it!

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@jakell64:The Judgement Night soundtrack was among the haul in my first big CD purchase splurge in the early 90s. It ripped ass! I hope it holds up.