Betting the FarmVille: Part 07

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Edit: Like a boss

Pork bellies! I have a hunch something exciting is going to happen in the pork belly market this morning.

The conspiracies continue

Moar Farmville!

Is Kessler oblivious to most of his money going to that hat that Steve bought? 
 
Intrigue!

Bodega's three manual boners and steering boner>>>>>>>>>Lemon's four thin off-center boners

Wha...? What happened to all Kessler's cash? I though he had 100s of thousands of coin-things?

...I find it weird that I still get excited about these.

Maybe it's just the content-starvation from the weekends?

Glad people were able to see my awesome turkey costume near the beginning.

I wonder how many more things can be Photoshopped into the preview image!

So Kessler is now masturbating since he's the master of his domain?

Awesooooome

I can't stop replaying, and laughing at "g'hanks"

Call of Duty and Farmville, nice comparison.

I can't see how much further Kessler and Steve can be rednecked besides putting dip stains on their mouths.

I'm loving the one new asset per video in the thumbnails.

I think that the management should order them to make their farms more pretty. It's getting a little boring with all the planting. I want pastures and cow-enclosures! Steve's pub is definitely a step in the right direction. 

of course he did damage, he spend FV cash and you still don't do the questionaires for more, Kessler

I'm loving the one new asset per video in the thumbnails.

G'hanks.

Wha...? What happened to all Kessler's cash? I though he had 100s of thousands of coin-things?

If Kessler really doesn't know that he's missing 100k in coins from that stupid hat then that is pretty embarrassing, especially because he was coming out on top pretty clearly in the first few installments. At the moment, it's not even a competition.

Hopefully, Steve will blow all his money on cosmetic stuff, and Kessler can catch up.

Cheating Lemon makes me sad.

Loading now, but Kessler better be wearing that damn hat he ended up paying 100k for.

If the "win conditions" still haven't been set, I'd say Lemon wins for the successful humiliation of the Buttbarn by putting that stupid hat on him with his own coins ON CAMERA. He even commented on it and yet apparently wasn't aware of the success.

"And now I have a hat for some reason."

oh poor kessler, he's got no clue. I think he's just playing dumb, I can feel it in his voice that he's cooking something up. The question is whaaaaa?

YO FUCK JOSHUA

I was hoping for some more retribution for that cheating from the last time.

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Edit: Like a boss

Man.  Last check in, I was amused by the cheating, laughing at the haters and supporters alike.  This time though... the unfairness of it made me skip lemon's entire check in. 
 
Welp, I guess I'm rooting for Kessler.

Is Kessler still unaware of the fact that Steve was the one who spent that money?

Kessler is such a good sport. Joshua and Andrew are dicks though. Jason is alright.

was excited to see what would happen after episode 6 but this episode was just boring. cant think of a possibility for them to make the next one better. :(

@SamDrugbringer: Yeah, that's why Lemon's cheat was so bad. I mean, cheating in Farmville... whatever, but it ruins the competition. Lemon needs to meet some consequences for this to stay interesting.

@sixpin said:

@SamDrugbringer: Yeah, that's why Lemon's cheat was so bad. I mean, cheating in Farmville... whatever, but it ruins the competition. Lemon needs to meet some consequences for this to stay interesting.

do you actually think it's a real competition

@Laketown said:

@sixpin said:

@SamDrugbringer: Yeah, that's why Lemon's cheat was so bad. I mean, cheating in Farmville... whatever, but it ruins the competition. Lemon needs to meet some consequences for this to stay interesting.

do you actually think it's a real competition

Seeing as there is no prize, no winning conditions, it is farmville, they are interns that need humiliation to delight Ryan, and I'm not delusional - no, I don't think it is a real competition. However, for the sake of anyone watching this for any length of time it needs the appearance of some sort of conflict or struggle, otherwise... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

oh poor kessler, he's got no clue. I think he's just playing dumb, I can feel it in his voice that he's cooking something up. The question is whaaaaa?

Put on the FUCKING HAT!

Oh and for fuck's sake did Kessler leave his farm up on the other computer for Steve to have his way with it if it wasn't for Ryan stopping him?

I bet on you Bodega, this isn't giving me high hopes. Still though, the butts shall grow on!

So Kessler is now masturbating since he's the master of his domain?

Lol some awful word play with the kessler check in, if only vinny were there to back them up, would add another layer of groan inducing. Love it.

@sixpin said:

@SamDrugbringer: Yeah, that's why Lemon's cheat was so bad. I mean, cheating in Farmville... whatever, but it ruins the competition. Lemon needs to meet some consequences for this to stay interesting.

Don't worry kessler has the doctor on his side!

After seeing the reaction to the shenanigans last week, I hope Lemon actually does something really bad to Kessler this week, just for the comments.

Ryan is right.. They're running on empty.

Steve best grow eyes on the other side of his head so he can watch his back,

Kessler Comin'!

I've met Kessler and I worry that he's too much of a gentleman to seek revenge. We'll see where Steve's stupid shit buying hubris may take him.

100k for a hat is probably the most unbalanced price/quality status.

I think it might be time for Steve to look into a dairy farm or pig pen.

This has only increased my hope that these preview thumbs are slowly becoming a modern day American Gothic.

I'm Andrew :( 

I'm curious to see the investors' reaction to the sabotage. Screwing your fellow intern is one thing, but destroying you superior's investment is another altogether.

I think that the management should order them to make their farms more pretty. It's getting a little boring with all the planting. I want pastures and cow-enclosures! Steve's pub is definitely a step in the right direction.