Betting the FarmVille: Part 09

CHEATERS WIN I GUESS. WHAT KIND OF MORALS ARE WE TEACHING HERE

CHEATERS WIN I GUESS. WHAT KIND OF MORALS ARE WE TEACHING HERE

While watching I went to click to make his farm fullscreen. *facepalm*

Ahahah. Nice job on cutting off Kessler.

@Zacagawea said:

@shinluis said:

What's the point of these videos again? I'm not being sarcastic or anything.

To give us more content to watch?

No, i mean, is Kessler aiming for something specific or are they just randomly Endurance Running FarmVille?

I'm loving this take on the endurance run.

Eve Online reference whilst talking about Farmville.

Best juxtaposition ever.

I'm Andy, and screw your damn ribbons

Goddamnit.
 
I was looking at my food and then my head shot up upon hearing "what is that guy? He is a combine." thinking the Combine invaded Farmville.
 
Edit: Also, the metric for winning should totally be farm resale value. Steve's decked out farm vs Matt's monocrop pure production farm.

I love that Kessler is still wearing the hat.

These thumbnails are getting intense!!!!!!!!

it seems like ryan is having a heck of a time dealing with these numpties

just gonna say it again give the interns one month in eve online and a plex and see how they screw up! Kessler knows what's down!

I think Kessler accidentally hit on the inevitable sequel to this series: Intern Eve Online play.

These promo images are starting to get a little, for lack of a better word, racist.

The only way that something involving farmville can be fun to watch is if it involves all of facebook stabbing the farmville creators .

Was kind of looking forward to what Kessler was going to say about Zynga.

*yawn* *yawn*

He got sabotaged...again? There's a point where you start deserving that if you don't keep shit secure.

Yes, INVESTOR INFORMATION.

It's fucking Farmville, Ryan couldn't be more spot on

I would pay to see this transferred to Eve online.

@shinluis said:

What's the point of these videos again? I'm not being sarcastic or anything.

Well assholes kept begging for a new Endurance Run so they gave it to us. It's OUR fault as a community.

This is becoming kinda boring. I hope they throw something new in the mix next time because it pretty much hit stalemate.

@VisariLoyalist: You must really hate the interns. Hell, I play eve online and know how terrible/bad/boring it can be.

NO THANKS MATT

ABF

ALWAYS

BE

FARMING

"Farm good."

"Farm well."

"Farm enough."

The Tao of Kessler, farmer of butts.

nooooooooooooooo. i am now on farmville  fuck you Giantbomb, fuck you long and hard.  Fuck you in your dirty faceless intern hating souls.   
 
also great video series. 
 
one more thing, 20 fake dollars that kesller wins 
 
one more thing.  i do mean fake

I played some farmville too when they started this wanted to see how much cash I could make in a week, then cropped my last thing and left it empty. Ryan forgot to ask Steve about the mischief he's been doing to Matt's butt farm

I think this may have run its course.

I can only watch Kessler plant super cotton so many times.

Yup!

Nothing can contain the excitement of picking cotton in FarmVille!

they use horse hair for brushes

Now that Kessler mentions EVE, an ongoing series on that game rather than Farmville would have been so much more interesting... Okay maybe not SO much more, but, more.

@Kyle said:

Now that Kessler mentions EVE, an ongoing series on that game rather than Farmville would have been so much more interesting... Okay maybe not SO much more, but, more.

This.

oh wow they really should do e.v.e.

Casual games shouldn't be allowed to be called games...

@Krelle said:

@Kyle said:

Now that Kessler mentions EVE, an ongoing series on that game rather than Farmville would have been so much more interesting... Okay maybe not SO much more, but, more.

This.

Don't wanna bash this series, and I'm sure it has it's fans. But yeah, and EVE series could be cool. Or even WoW... or maybe a month in every MMO ... they give you the first month free so jump from one to the other each month could be cool.

@PandaBear said:

@Krelle said:

@Kyle said:

Now that Kessler mentions EVE, an ongoing series on that game rather than Farmville would have been so much more interesting... Okay maybe not SO much more, but, more.

This.

Don't wanna bash this series, and I'm sure it has it's fans. But yeah, and EVE series could be cool. Or even WoW... or maybe a month in every MMO ... they give you the first month free so jump from one to the other each month could be cool.

They should just start employing their interns as MMO gold farmers. Now that I think about it, that's EXACTLY what these videos are: gold farming!

Anyone get slight crackling in their speakers when they speak loudly? I am concerned. Only noticeable on this i think

You have to pay the interns? Hahahaha.

I think the interns should play the Glitch beta.

@Jimbo said:

You have to pay the interns? Hahahaha.

Why is that funny? Its California law. Many other companies in other states also pay their interns. The company an intern works at is making money off of the intern's work, so why shouldn't the intern be compensated for his/her time and work? Interships are more like temp jobs than anything else.

Kessler would make a good primary school teacher. No matter how hard they try to crush his soul, the more magical the world seems!

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