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Danswers 04: Nikki Glaser

Stand-up comedian, TV personality and college friend of Dan Ryckert, Nikki Glaser joins us this week to talk about surrogacy, depression, fetishes, fainting at vaginas, and Dan losing his virginity.

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Mar. 9 2015

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Just as I said to myself "GAH I need more GB content!" boom! there's yer dinner!

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Dan Ryckert with the connections.

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Yes!

Also the opening music reminds me of Emily Jones.

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Premium content is kind of killing it, lately. Long may it continue!

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I'm pretty sure we can play Six Degrees of Dan Ryckert for just about anyone in the wrestling, video game, or comedy scene at this point.

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Just in time for me to put it on my phone so I can listen too it on my way to work tomorrow, can't wait!

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Premium content is kind of killing it, lately. Long may it continue!

Yup.

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You mean Nikki Danser!!

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I love Nikki Glaser on @midnight on Comedy Central, and OF COURSE Dan knows her! This is legit becoming one of my favorite pieces of premium content, keep it coming!

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Hmmm. No idea who Nikki Glaser is, but I'm always happy to tune into another episode of Danswers!

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Fuck yes. Looking forward to this since you announced Nikki was going to be on, Dan.

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God damn, Dan was seriously the hire of the century. Perfect addition to GB. So much new content originated from just this one crazy-awesome guy joining the crew !

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they didn't danify her name?

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Nikki is awesome. The Dans are awesome. This podcast is awesome. This is one of the few GB features that my wife actually listens to/watches with me!

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Ah i already thought that name sounded familiar.

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5 Minutes in that was hilarious...

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Well this is off to a rip roaring start.

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Awesome podcast. Totally killing it with this episode.

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Danki?

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Well another podcast filled with misery.

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Hold me closer, Tiny Danswer.

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perfect timing in time for morning commute

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5 minutes in - this is already so amazing

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This is great!

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Woo! Special guest episode! And with someone who's professionally funny to carry these two incidentally funny bozos.

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I am totally digging how GB is branching out with the podcasts. That being said, where is my new episode of Bomb After Reading? I was really hoping it was gonna be a monthly thing.

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I can't even begin to express how much better GB is ever since Dan joined.

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The premiumest content

5 minutes in and already knees deep in greatness

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@mixmastershake: It was always gonna be a one off thing with a chance of it coming back. Drew said they were thinking about it a while back, so here's hoping!

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Bleeping? really? Great podcast anyway.

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Don't rape 21 year old virgins, you guys!!

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@schnoo: She said "please bleep that". I'm guessing she said a name she shouldn't have said or something like that.

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20 minutes in and can't stop cracking up. Making this whole library thing kind of difficult

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"You should cheat".

Great advice.

Edit: So guys it was probably a joke, yes. I stand by that it wasn't all that funny but let's not get all crazy in here. Thanks.

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@borp: It wasn't a very serious advice :)

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@borp said:

"You should cheat".

Great advice.

She specifically said "dont cheat" right after that. She was being facetious.

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Sometimes I think the Ryckert should be classified as a discrete species.

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@libb said:

I'm pretty sure we can play Six Degrees of Dan Ryckert for just about anyone in the wrestling, video game, or comedy scene at this point.

I might even say baseball, too. Maybe in a few years at least.

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@splodge said:

@borp said:

"You should cheat".

Great advice.

She specifically said "dont cheat" right after that. She was being facetious.

She also said "I'm kinda serious". Anyways, i didn't think it was very funny but hey, i'm no comedian so it's all good.

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Nikki Glaser?!

This is amazing. It's like a proper comedy podcast now.

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Well, I'm about five minutes in and Nikki Gl-Dan-ser already gave the worst Danswer possible, so we're off to a good start!

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Danny to Dan: "Did you just explain the worst pun in the world to a professional comedian?"

<3 Danny!

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The palm-to-face factor is off the charts with this one... and I'm not even half an hour in. Just... unbelievable.

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Real talk, Nikki was a great guest.

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Whoa. I would never have guessed that Dan would be friends with Nikki Glaser. Been listening to her on various comedy podcasts for years... I'm excited about this one.

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Really great episode!

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I can totally relate to the matter of fact way especially Nikki talks about depression and thoughts of suicide at the end there, having grown up with both. Even though I'm much better now that I'm older, it's always nice to hear people being so candid about that dark shit. Great episode, Nikki was a fantastic guest!

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