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Burgle My Bananas: Episode 07

Now that we got past the slide banana, I'm sure all of the rest of the golden bananas will be a breeze to collect.

We attempt to get enough bananas in Donkey Kong 64 to satisfy either the game, our needs, or just get enough to buy our way out of playing.

Oct. 30 2019

Cast: Vinny, Dan, Mike, Abby

Posted by: Abby

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Donkey Kong 64

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Dan announced his intention before his turn was ended. He had purchased the belt. I'm legit upset over this. This is bullshit! He had it!

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@nickdynmo: no because it goes on the stack allowing other players to respond

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What a trainwreck episode, but just what we needed after that friggin' 90 minutes trying to win the slide race.

Abby complains a few times here that Dan never hits bad stuff on the wheel, when in fact he too has been dealt "Oops! All Kongs!" Abby was the one that hit "Here We Go!!!" a few episodes back.

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THEYRE LITERALLY IN HELL

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This might be in the running for my favorite GB series ever....

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The Ryckert Luck strikes again. I think Dan is secretly a genie or something

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They're not even trying to play the game anymore. They're just hunting coins for wheel spins (which were never supposed to give wheel spins to begin with). The wheel is broken, the economy is broken, they're seven episodes in and, what, 10% completion? They complain that they'll never finish, but they never try to make any progression, and halt the game to make wheel spins every two minutes.

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This is some Song of Ice and Fire shit in this episode: they get the extra spins through nefarious means, and the game itself turns against them.

Dan is the only true heir.

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Watching this series in late 2022 is like watching Dan's supervillain origin story.