GB Crime Crew: Episode 10

Yes more Crime Crew!

Lester just talks and talks about non-sense filler.

The last mission got intense

Alright, time for the best heist.

Cryme Tyme

I like how Lester even says the radar is bad.

CREW CRIMES!

I came for the CRIME but stayed for the CREW.

Some excellent NPC behavior in this episode.

I love how all of the cutscene player animations are these super bro-ey dudes regardless, which makes Abby look like she's pantomiming a gorilla.

I wish to see many more crimes by this crew...

that is a good ending

21:02 is just wonderful, thanks Vinny.

Its not really obvious on this mission but they want you to take the boat up the river and into the lake.

Norah Jones but my man screaming “Yo what the fuck!” when Vincent woke him up on the beach had me rolling.

Oh man, I love that last shot. CRIME!

Every episode I think "Crime Crew can't make me laugh any more than it did last time, that's impossible"

Then I'm immediately proven wrong.

Mustard Seeds are super tiny. If a knife isn't "cutting the mustard" it isn't good enough for the job.

Anyone else really love this series?

Hey, Trans jokes in GTA, good job Housers on being exactly the people I thought you were.

They should totally play some of that killing eachother game that always starts when they start killing eachother at the end. I think that would be fun to watch.

big goro majima energy from alex's character

I love that Alex’s character is wearing increasingly more baller outfits as they keep going forward - it’s like subtle role-playing that I really appreciate.

@foggen: "No one will play women right?"

@muttonbandit: I mean, considering how this game portrays women.

@curiosus: I was wondering if there was something like that but I couldn't see a river on the map.

@rocketskates: portray feels like a strong word, despite it being THE word. The heel bug still being about says a lot too.

Holds breath as they contemplate ending it at 17mins

Communicating during the first mission was really annoying in the same room as the rest of the team until I learned the dpad lets you point out directions for your driver so they can take every turn seamlessly. That would have saved us a bit of time.

Not looking forward to next week; the 3rd mission is the worst

Criminal!

Vinny nailed that ending

@bugbarbecue: Which joke was that?

In any case, good episode! I really wish more of my friends had gotten into GTA V so I could've seen some of this content myself, they seem like fun missions!

Setec astronomy?

When they don't take the boat up the river >_<

Dan. In ocarina of time, the world is called Hyrule. Pronounced High-rool. In zero multiverse timelines is lake Hylia pronounced "Hill-lee-ah." It's High-lee-ah.

/pedantry

Honestly this game seems really bad to me

lmao that car wrecked the npc, and i thought nothing would top him diving off the boat haha

omg I've always wondered what the origins of that phrase were. And now I know

Rhyme Brew!

The UPS analog branding on the shipping van. "Post Op. No Longer Just Mail. Your package is safe in our hands."

Which, yep, that's about on par with GTA humor. All the obvious, edgy puns they believe they can get away with at the time.

Almost every NPC interaction has been completely insufferable. I can't imagine playing an entire single-player game populated by these chucklefucks. Good thing the antics of the Crew are hilarious.

Once again,

Brain to Self: What should I watch?

Self to Brain: What day is it?

Brain to Self: Monday

Self to Brain: Crime Crew, of course!

WHERE IS Mike Mahardy. It's July 22nd. I was promised Mike Mahardy.

I love the way Vinny's adapted to Dan's tomfoolery. The ending to this ep was perfect.

Dan: I'm almost there, don't do anything illegal.

Abby: Okay, but there are cops all around me. *changes lanes to drive head on into traffic* (Definitely not illegal...)

P.S. The expression is "Cut the muster" as in a military muster.

Alex is straight up cosplaying one of the best crime crew members in video games.

Also, really great editing throughout this series. Comedic timing and even all the minor stuff (like Dan tripping and falling in this episode) has been worth it.

The writing online is several notches below the single player writing in my opinion. I went from watching my girlfriend play single player to watching this series and it's night and day in some spots.

I cant wait for the criterion box set of 50 hours of cut stuff and commentary

@inco: the single player writing is significantly better. It was certainly good enough to keep me engaged through ~100 hours of gameplay.