Voicemail Dump Truck Flagpole Sitta Midi Files with Jeff and Ben

Where Have All The Mariomakers Gone?

Wario and Waluigi
Enemies a-comin to get me
Toad say he never a-met me
Pipes a-run underground with Monty Mole diggin’ holes
Mushroom Kingdom full a-things
Swear-o god, a-sounds like they screamin’
Chain Chomps and Boos are a-cryin’
Butt-stomp-a the Goombas until it all a-quiet ‘round me

Cottage cheese on toast, with a dash of pepper sprinkled on top. Top notch quick breakfast material right there.

That sounds disgusting toasty is for cinnamon sugar and butter

@yojimboran: I need to give credit to you for putting work in to this but THATS IT!

What if it was Cameo but you could only get messages from Larry Blackmon from the band Cameo.

I was just given a BK Taco and it is easily, literally, unquestionably, the worst fucking god damned fast food item I've ever had. I love me some Mr.Jeff Gerstmann, but holy shit, man....anyone willingly eating these dental mishaps waiting to happen has no room to be as picky as you are about food. The top half of the shell is incredibly hard, like they forgot to stick it in the oven to toast it hard, like I was checking my teeth after every bite hard, and the lower grease pocket of "meat"....while not being as much of a nightmare, was extremely unpleasant. I get that these are copy cats of Jack in the Box, and I haven't had Taco Bell in like thirty years, but is this indicative of what people settle for with fast food these days? Jesus jumped up Jackflash, I don't care how drunk a person is, there's gotta be better shit on the menu. Also a $1 for these things is way too much.

i visited california to see my s/o and they bought me a pair of jack in the box tacos to show me the depths of californian suffering, i guess??

the hot sauce was just ketchup and cayenne pepper

I like that Flagpole Sitta song

Uhm there seems to be a problem with this audio file. They made fun of a pretty great song!