Mailbag: Giant Bomb Mailbag: Help the Bear Edition

" Serious question.  Why do people send them games they aren't going to:1. Cover in any real detail 2. Review 3. Personally play themselves I would assume they would just be missing sales because of these guys poking fun at product, for better or worse. "

Speaking of "..opening on his behalf...", did Alex Navarro ever get his Arkham Asylum swag that was mailed to the Whisky Media offices back before he worked there?
 
 http://www.giantbomb.com/giant-bomb-mailbag-arkham-edition/17-1244/

This is why I gave them my money. Makes me laugh every time, these antics of theirs.

Sweet they opened my package

OH GOD VINNY NEVER HANDLE A CAMERA IN THIS FASHION AGAIN. 

I love those Xenergy bottles because in big bold letters on the sides of them they say "Powered By Xyience"

It's really weird their camera is such that when changing focusing settings, you can hear a click on the mic.

Hahaha by far the best mailbag  

 
Freeze dried ice cream?! 
 
*Shivers* 
 
Yuck! 

I would totally eat that giant gummy worm in one sitting.

PULP

Don't mess with the Bear. Ever.

QUICK LOOK EVERYTHING CABELAS.

Ryan: "They're hollow, kind of bland."
Jeff: "Just like me."
 LOL

Those Aloe drinks never seem to go anywhere...

1+ hour quick look now 30 minute mail bag? GB just keeps getting better!

Wayne Gretzky's Toronto: The Video Game
 
Also, Vinny is the awesome.

Gummy worm was awesome. I need to get me one so I can run around in my local mall hitting people with it randomly.

I'm wearing the same pants as joey right now.  We must be brothers or something.

" I bet that bear could take a T-Rex by itself! "

SARAH'S BOOBS! YEAH lol

Nice one haahah

I love how much fun the GB guys have. Also kinda jealous.

OH CHRIST GUMMY SNAKE!!!!

Damn fine mailbag. Got some participation from all Comicvine, Screened, and Tested too (Joey is a tested dude, right?)

I actually didn't taste test any of that stuff and I refrained from the shrimp and fish variety of snacks. The cake is also supposed to be slightly moist but eat that one at your own discretion.
 
Another funny thing is that there was an international cuisine  section at the market and it was chock full of Twix, Snickers, a variety of nacho chips, salsas and peanut butter. wth.
 
Watching the starcraft channel on tv was pretty cool. I'm reporting firsthand that they are still mainly focused on the original Starcraft.
 
btw, best finish ever.

Steve

great mailbag. Funny as always. ps. it must be hard for brad working beside sara lol. 0

" The gummie dildo was the best part "

Goddamn, the macro switching is nauseating.

hey we have xenrgy in denver... hmmm, canada?

I love pulp!
 
Except in orange juice.
 
Stoked about Bullet Storm, though!

Fear no longer Ryan, that crazy corn dude with a gun is actually a peanut. It said something about peanuts in Korean on the front so I guess its peanut/nut flavoured? 
 
Also.....I think that Aloe Drink has gone bad by now

i wanted to know whats in the soggy box :( hell i'd open it if i were there.

Retarded kid and his Ghostbusters friend for the win!

Best mailbag ever.  
 
Vinny's camera plop at the end was great. 

Guys, put down the fucking snacks already. Did you learn nothing from the Kinect-a-thon? I'm starting to suspect that a sizable contingent of the Giant Bomb fanbase are closet feeders that are jerking it to a bloody raw pulp every time a Mail Bag rolls around.
 
OK, this is a serious proposal:
 
Who wants to pitch on physician-assisted weight loss as a mailbag gift for Jeff and Ryan? PM me.

Did he stomp it at the end?  Take that Germany!

You can say "Retarded kid" when the kid looks like an idiot. Just don't call people with mental deficiencies or whatever retarded. That's just mean. I don't want to have my language forced by fucking Sarah Palin.

That's got some tensile strength boy.

(Joey is a tested dude, right?) 

more 30 min mail bags plz

You know you should have called this video 'Handle with bear' right?

" @Riboflavin said:

(Joey is a tested dude, right?) 

No, I think he's one of the general Top Men for Whiskey Media.  "