Quick Look: Hitman 2: Golden Handshake

The cheeseburger physics are impressive. Even makes ketchup splotches. I just wish there were more cheeseburgers in the world.

Those gold bars are 5kg. If you take all of them, 47 has 35kg of gold stuffed in his pants. And about $1.6m.

Silent Assassin, Suit Only is very doable. Seemed sensible to go for the vault and skip the data. Managed to get two datas anyway. Steven Seagal just walked right past me and so I threw a soda can in his head.

I loved this, thanks guys!

flawless. every brad+dan hitman video is a solid buddy cop movie

Hitsmas came early this year.

Please do more of this. This is the best content on the site!

Just wanted to echo the sentiment already stated: I can't imagine I would ever get sick of Hitman content. Every run is different in it's own weird way (especially true with Dan as a coach). More Hitman please!

Make this a series, please! Love the idea of Dan being Brad's handler and walking him through missions.

Possible series names.

"Mission: Improbable"

"Mission: DanPossible"

Or "The Dandler"

Haven't laughed this much in a while, thanks guys. Dan's commitment to comedy at all costs is inspiring.

I have never seen Brad and Dan do a run with such a good result. Sure, it's like watching Mr. Magoo evading dangers he cannot see. But still, very clean.

@brad: I think a run once or twice a month would be perfect.

@brad: I'm still waiting for a Breaking Brad of you beating the game on Master Difficulty.

Excellent video.

Would like to play this map, but not interested enough to pay $40 for it when the other DLC has been a sniper map. Hopefully they do a stand alone offering at some point.

TIL that pears are funnier than apples. I guess that's why they get more shout-outs?

I wish Dan and Brad would go through each level of Hitman 2. It would be awesome.

I like the new level; it's a bit smaller that I would have hoped for but it's got lots of new good funny moments and potential scenarios. Doing some Elusive Targets on that map will be fun.

Dan and Brad joking about people slipping on then wet floor; that's literally something guards can now do if you move the wet floor signs.

I love how little Brad pays attention in the Hitman games. One of the rubber ducks in an explosive duck and the other is concussive.

This level reminds me of the smaller levels from Contracts and Blood Money... it's good! Those hamburger physics!

I removed one of the "Wet Floor" signs, a lady came running up to me, slipped on the floor and knocked herself out.

I don't know when this would be useful during a mission or contract, but I fucking love that they put that in.

Haven Island is out.

Freedom Fighters 2 please.

Any chance for a Haven Island quicklook?

15 days gentlemen.