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Jeff Ranks the Faces in WWE 2K20

Jeff goes through the arduous process of ranking every single face in WWE 2K20!

Discover the best and worst games of the year with your friends from Giant Bomb.

Dec. 25 2019

Cast: Jeff

Posted by: Jan

In This Episode:

WWE 2K20

Game of The Year 2019

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over 2 hours?

you mad man.

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This is the GOTY content I’ve been waiting for.

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My god...

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I don't follow wrestling. I am going to watch all this, and get a fucking education.

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This is incredible

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Holy fuck. It's longer than Star Wars.

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This is some Tim Rogers bullshit right here, I love it haha.

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Edited By threeOCT

Such good shit, pal.

EDIT: Never play Asuka on WWE 2K20 and watch her YT channel where she eats cabbage for 20 minutes, among other things.

EDIT 2: I'm only 20 mins in, but I want to see this every year now?

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Thank you for this service.

Always down for more Ranking Of (tm).

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Seeing the time stamp on this video was beautiful, exactly what I needed today

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Edited By SeanFoster

This is my version of a Yule log fireplace.

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@thechris said:

This is some Tim Rogers bullshit right here, I love it haha.

I may have been born stupid but I will not die hungry for content!

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i am spending two hours of my christmas watching this video. i have no regrets.

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TWO HOURS HOLY SHIT

BEST CHRISTMAS

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Edited By doombot13

This can't be every f-

2+ hours.

Lets do this shit.

Edit: "Alexa Bliss, like a lot of other WWE Superstars, is alive."

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I thought this said two and half minutes. I was like "cool, this should be funny". Then I saw it's actually two and a half HOURS and I said "fuck yes this is going to be amazing".

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Release the Snyder cut!

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Edited By someramguy

Santa got my letter!

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Jeff. Stop.

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Brock Lesnar looks like what a foot would be if it only had the big toe.

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Ha, boy, those faces sure looked bad last time I saw this. Wonder what Jeff's gonn.. wait, two hours and eleven minutes? Is my Roku bugged? Surely that's two minutes and 11 se.. back, restart... nope, still shows two god damned hours.

I'm ready. I'm here for this.

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ah ranking of WWE 2K models this should be fun...... 2 HOURS 33 MINS

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This is some of the best content on the internet right here.

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Holy hell! Over 2 hours and 30 minutes?!

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This is fucking incredible. Thank you Jeff.

I've realised that all these little side videos are sating my need for the sillier categories that were kinda missing last year when they introduced the new podcast format, so I'm happy!

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I couldn't quite put my finger on it at first but now I can't unsee it: That Johnny Gargano model looks like his Celebrity Deathmatch mockup.

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@threeoct said:

Such good shit, pal.

EDIT: Never play Asuka on WWE 2K20 and watch her YT channel where she eats cabbage for 20 minutes, among other things.

EDIT 2: I'm only 20 mins in, but I want to see this every year now?

Her YouTube channel is just the best.

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Best GOTY content so far.

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The absolute dedication to bullshit is amazing, thank you @jeff.

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oh boy

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what in the absolute fuck

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I've been having that focus stealing issue in Windows 10 for a while now. Eventually had to fun a tool in the background to track what was stealing focus. Ended up being Chrome for me (killed a bunch of Google extensions and that solved the issue). Suuuuuuper frustrating, but possibly not among WWE2K20's many, many...... MANY faults.

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Also, THIS is my ASMR.

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This video is an absolute treasure trove of Jeff reaction images and gifs. It's also, as HoboZero noted, the realest ASMR.

I'm totally with Jeff on how ridiculously they messed up a ton of the women here, which seems wild on several levels. Not only have WWE been pushing the division hard the past couple of years, but also from the most stereotypical sales-pitch perspective, "We accurately modeled this roster of impossibly attractive people" seems like an easy sell.

To do Becky Lynch - the headliner of WrestleMania, one of the company's biggest breakout stars, and your COVER ATHLETE - that dirty is simply astonishing. Making games is hard and I know this team was probably rushed to the brink, so I absolutely don't want to place blame on any individual modeller or animator. But wow.

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This is the science the world needs right now.

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Jeff is the MVP.

2.HOURS.33.MINUTES.?!

Thanks for the Christmas meal.

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I watched the whole thing. Jeff you are a treasure and boy, What is wrong with WRESTLING?

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been enjoying the short vids this GOTY, but the longer videos are what i really love.

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Considering all the contempt Jeff has for TV and movies and yet he subjects his audience to 2 and a half hours of this... I'm starting to think that maybe philistines make for the worst critics.

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One of the most incredible videos on this website.

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i giggled when the Becky lynches showed up. That looks awful.

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Brock, Kevin Owens, and Savage should've been ranked MUCH lower, Sami was solid, and Tamina should've been close to the tip top of the list. Also, they're using a 2018 scan of Kurt Angle for his '01 and '06 models, both look terrible because of it.

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I hope all the GOTY content isn't solo stuff whats the point of getting everyone together. Maybe it's cause I don't like wrestling but I am surprised at all the people that think this is the best content on the site. Abby making sims last year was more enjoyable then this. But if you like it great this is just my opinion. Hey at least they found a way to get something out of a game no one wants to play.

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<looks at title>

<looks at runtime>

Now this, this is the dumb content I come to this website for.

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Thanks Jeff!

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This is like that one season of Arrested Development except worse.

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I busted out laughing when I saw the length of this video

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"Alexa Bliss, like a lot of other WWE Superstars is alive" - Jeff Gerstman

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shout outs to @janman for being able to sit through this with Jeff the whole way through

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to be honest, my biggest disappointment is that my favorite all time wrestler is Dusty Rhodes, and WWE AllStars did a way better job at creating him. i mean WTF 2k.