Metal Gear Scanlon: Part 07

Been waiting for this!

Perfect timing!

OMG YEs!

favorite feature on the site

Yes. Let's do this.

Great!

"What is a man? Nothing but a miserable little pile of secrets!" -Dracula

Metal Gear!?

I LOVE new Metal Gear Scanlon days!

Been waiting for this! WILL DREW SUBMIT?!

Thumbnail promises not to disappoint.

Don't you submit, Drew!

SHUT UP IN THERE, WILLYA!

The download alone wasn't good enough, I need the video on the website damn it!

Drew is a film quote maniac! Kojima would love him.

It looks like he's getting into it as well. The laconic action star groove is a good mindset to have when you're the Legendary Solid Snake™.

It's funny to see just how much Dan wants to tell Drew about a certain dead person. Good thing he managed to contain himself.

Finally! I mean I already watched it, but it's nice to have on the site.

Favorite feature on Giant Bomb in (maybe) forever :D

Metal Gear?

I go to make pizza and metal gear scanlon comes out, coincidence? I don't think so

OMG THAT THUMBNAIL, HOLY SHIT.

Couldn't wait until after work. Had to start it during :)

YES! These are the best!

This is going to be amazing.

Can Drew bloom even on a battlefield?

God Drew is fucking funny.

I never had the stamina or the patience to succeed at the torture part when I was younger. It actually bummed me out a bit that I couldn't save Meryl. Hopefully Drew perseveres!

@amotter:

I think you just discovered your super power.

Did people complain that MG4 was pretty much entirely cutscenes? Because after watching this amazing gameplay that doesn't seem like a bad thing.

Pro Tip: Use Rock Band drums to easily pass the button mashing part. Just bang the crap out of the red pad and reconfigure the controllers when you are finished.

Aw yesss, totally forgot about Johnny, this is going to be great

I think they're fist fighting in a minefield in one of the Expendables movies. I can't say for sure. I know I've seen it in a movie though :)

THis is probably the best part of the game.

Cowboy Song is good... but it's no Emerald.

I love watching dan and drew watch anime

I hope Drew and Dan beat every one of these up until Phantom Pain comes out and then they can do an amazing Quick Look of it.

I'm wondering if Solid Snake keeps a PSOne controller on his person at all times... Instead of guns, they give those out before going out on missions...

YES! Ive been waiting for this Dear Brother.

Now that I have Crohn's Disease (or have been diagnosed with it, rather), I find myself sympathizing with Johnny (the guard with the bowel problems) in these games a lot more. I know it's not the same thing, but you know.

Love it :)

This is pretty amazing, I will keep paying my premium fee as long as you make content like this.

Everyone only remembers the missile thing from Twin Snakes, but god damn I love the little things.

Dan is still saying too much about the future games, Drew needs to be as clueless as possible.

The day is mine!

Also, I'm super excited about what comes next as well. MGS 2 that is. I've only played the NES one, MGS1 and MGS4, so I'm confused as fuck...

@drewbert I legit laughed out loud at my desk at your sleep number comment. Terrific!

Metal GEAR

A fight in a Minefield HAS been done in a movie, that movie being the masterpiece Double Team. It's JCVD and Dennis Rodman vs Mickey Rourke and a Tiger in a minefield in the Roman Colloseum. This is a very abbreviated clip

Let's do this

BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR

I hope they do it so that I don't have to.

That picture is priceless

Can someone tell them to press the elevator button twice to have it instantly show up.

i love how drew was tapping so hard at one point that the cameras were shaking.

For some reason I always was under the impression, that if you saved between the torture sessions and reloaded later on, the game would just revert to a checkpoint before the entire sequence, but okay, seems like that's not the case.

Anyways I'm kinda sad now that we won't get to see the Ocelot ending. I think it's way funnier than the other one.

LET'S ENDURE!!!

Wait, that counts, right?