Quick Look: Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013

@Ryan

"I don't think rhinos do that"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4FChkrZ6kU

PETA is gonna love this.

Vinny's "yeahh" at the end. LOL

Only thing missing from this was brutal melee executions.

Ryan: This game is junk.

Vinny: Yea...

End of Quick Look.

For tonight's TNT you should take a screenshot of this tutorial dude and place it next to a bunch of mountain dew and some doritos...

This game is insane.

For a real trip through Cabela's insanity go watch Chip Cheezum's LP. It's amazing.

Fear is the mindkiller.

@Phatmac said:

Man is the most dangerous animal.

I think this video pretty well established that wolves and mountain lions working in tandem are the most dangerous animal(s).

That first shot of Vinny holding the gun over his arm! "Blood turquoise." Vinny's weak "yeah" at the end. This ql was amazing

None of these animals are as threatening as a single cougar in Red Dead Redemption.

I love that Ryan found a way to say non-Euclidean during this Quick Look, he is becoming a master.

Why does it say his heartrate is 120.... there's no way that's what it really is.

Speedy-ass reloading on that shotgun.

I wish they'd just rename these games to I FUCKIN' HATE NATURE already.

@SlashDance: They'll be too busy taking on the Giana Sisters.

Why are wolves and mountain lions cooperating!?

Hilarious!

PERFECT ending to this Quick Look I must say.

"This game is a fucking piece of dog shit. Thanks everyone!"

Man it would be great to hear your dude shout "ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!!" during the arcade, hope someone mods that in the pc version..

I don't understand what this game is trying to do.

I worry for Vinny if his at rest is 120.

Or, the sensors are trash which is pretty much what I'm expecting.

So im guessing this game would love my borderline tachycardia.

that's one of the douche-ist beards I've ever seen

WHO HUNTS WITH A DESERT FUCKING EAGLE SERIOUSLY. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT.

@antime said:

For a real trip through Cabela's insanity go watch Chip Cheezum's LP. It's amazing.

Yes. Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2011 is amazing.

Being a park ranger sure is a tough job.

Carnivores 2 I remember liking this game a lot but I was 12 years old at the time. I need to find all my old PC games.

Wow. Those aren't hyenas, those are fucking worgs...

Goddamn this game is fucking insane. So called "park ranger" is walking death, annihilating anything that moves. He is the animal kingdom's antichrist, here for the reckoning. Man is the most dangerous animal indeed.

Vinnys ok with his Italian Glaze

@heatDrive88: No doubt dude!

Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you I like this

okay, i've never been hunting, but i'm assuming you cannot mow down 3 or 4 birds at once with a single shot right? Because after all this is a totally realistic sim right?

Hahahaha, the hyena death gurgle sample is straight out of Doom.

Man, is it still okay to wish for a cabelas hunting game where you need to use stealth and your finest hunting equipment?

I know a guy who streams these games because we like to laugh at how insane they are
 
Fun fact: the storyline in this game is almost literally identical to a previous Dangerous Hunts.

I bought Hunting Expedition on a whim. Worst. purchase. ever.

All I wanted was to wander some random giant map and hunt stuff.

It's like a shooter on rails, with a tiny hallway-like map. And you can only shoot one kind of animal at a time. There is nothing 'expedition' about that. NOTHING. WORST GAME EVER. WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING. I DONT EVEN LIKE HUNTING. AHHHHH

fucking terrible game, but great video to watch on lunch.

QL would have been even better with a second camera like the Kinect QL's.

@simkas said:

They should do quick look of Cabela's Hunting Expeditions, that actually looks like a decent open-world sandbox-style hunting game, not a weird linear FPS with animals that this thing is.

It's not. It's the opposite of open world sandbox. You will find only disappointment and tears there.

Time for some dangerous motherfucking hunting! I hope you fuckers are ready for some hunting because this shit is straight-up DANGEROUS. I'm not talking some normal ass hunts here, we're talking DANGEROUS SHIT. Now, I had a ton of time to write this comment because I was like "Hey, what if I wrote out a comment before the video came out because it's 11 AM and I am losing control of my life and I haven't slept in more hours than is healthy and I'm waiting for a video on a game website to come up because I'm a horrible person and I have nothing better to do, this will be funny." so It's super long and shit, but anyway, the main point is that these hunts are seriously dangerous you guys and you should watch out. Because hunts are no fucking joke, I swear, one time I went on a hunt with this one guy and he was even wearing the big orange asshole jacket so that nobody shot him and GUESS FUCKING WHAT HE GOT SHOT because HUTNS ARE FUCKING DANGEROUS I'M NOT SHITTING YOU. I'm sitting here waiting for this quick look to go up and I just refreshed and had a heart attack because it switched from Hotline Miami as the front door video to Giana Sisters, and I thought it was the Dangerous Hunts video, and I wanna get first comment on that shit. Not because I need the quest, but because this kind of thing just isn't as impressive unless it's at the top, you know? You hve to leave a mark. I wonder if GB has comment size limits. Is this all pointless? For naught? Now it's the Forza Horizon review. What the fuck is going on. I can't even see the box that says when site content is going up oh wait it's down there I just have to scroll down a bit. The video's probably going up soon. It's 11:12 AM even though they said it was going up at 11. I like that they're doing a live launch stream of Farming Simulator 2K13. That's kind of great. I want to see that video. I want to see that video more than this one. I hope it's Drew/Vinny like the other one. That'd be great. Still no video. My breath tastes like cheeseburger hot pockets. Pro fucking tip, don't buy those. They're really seriously nasty. But I bought a box, and you know, what are you going to do, eat one but not the other? I put mustard on the second one. Is that weird? Mustard on a hot pocket? They just taste really gnarly on their own, and I figured, hamburger, so it makes sense. I got some beef taco ones too, because I hate myself. Those are definitely better, but they taste kind of like nothing. Like, not even taco seasoning overload or anything, just sort of bland beefy flavor. Maybe that's intentional. Maybe Hot Pockets has as brand built on bland. Bland brand. It's 11:15. No video. What the fuck, you guys. I am totally entitled to my video of two grown men commentating on a terrible video game ON FUCKING TIME. I am getting seriously pissed off and by seriously pissed off I mean I am staring at my monitor like usual without any kind of annoyance or anger really. I keep refreshing the page but it's not showing up. Every time I expect there to be Cabella's Dangerous Hunts image sandwiched between two lazer tag ads instead of a giant Forza Horizon review, but every time I am disappointed. I really, really hope there's no comment size limit. Man, this is going to be one super long run-on sentence isn't it? I'd space it out but i didn't plan that far ahead. Will anyone ever read this? I'll post it even if I don't end up in first comment. As long as it doesn't get blocked for being too big. That would be such a shame, seriously. I guess, disappointingly, there's probably some sort of upper limit so you can't post The Oddysey in one comment or something. Maybe it's, like, a Read More type thing? Click to expand and see all this garbage. No video yet. 11:20. Get on the fucking ball, Vinny. Or Drew. Or Dave or whatever. Site has no qualms with throwing a giant ad at me though. What the hell is HITFIX? Yeah, because I want that garbage on my twitter. Please, tell me about American Idol and The Avengers. There's a RAW13 or something ad here too. I don't follow wrestling games. i was looking through an old Game Informer once though and the back cover was for some wrestling game that actually got reviewed poorly in the magazine itself, but it was notable because one entire page was taken up by a giant, wistful hulk hogan, staring off to his right, looking very uncanny valley. I felt like he should've had a single tear running down his cheek. Where the fuck is this video? Are they uploading it an hour from now and the site just glitched out and told me it was 11? My CPU fan is going crazy. I think it's all these flash ads. This PC doesn't have a discrete GPU yet and I'm running Ubuntu. It's kind of fucked. I can't play, like, any PC games. Obviously. But I also can't play any Linux games because for one there's like twenty of them and for another thing like everything on Ubuntu 10.04 or whatever is broken as fuck.

I still think Deer Hunter 2005 is the best, that game with a friend and voice chat is really fun.

I don't think your average park ranger carries a gun and I say this having been a park ranger for 7 years.

Who the fuck keeps buying these Crapella games?!

"That's real plastic. Feel the weight"

@simkas said:

@hanktherapper said:

If you are putting this up then I damn well expect a Farming Simulator 2013 QL.

Are you blind?

He must be. Its been on the page for awhile now

Top of the food chain baby!