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Quick Look: CrimeCraft

You know what we need before we commit some crimes? Hats.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Sep. 1 2009

Cast: Jeff, Ryan

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

CrimeCraft

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Edited By digital_sin

WE NEED HATS!

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Edited By DanielJW

This has craft in the title, this means, it is as good as World of Warcraft...right?

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...
 
free to download?
 
whoa
 
EDIT: Went to the CrimeCraft website and saw "BUY NOW!" and was like wtf

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Hats for all!

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Pistol Crafting without Hand Movements!

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Edited By harrisonave

Oh my God, I had my fingers crossed hoping that Ryan would be a part of this Quick Look... they've made all my dreams come true.

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Downloadable hats?

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This just in:  Jeff is a man!

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Man is this a money grubbing piece of crap.

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crime craft lolz.

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I have never heard of this..

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Hats FTW....? maybe??

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You guys need to be there when they shut down in a few weeks.
Also I like how your upper body moves independent of your lower body.

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I just realized that Crimecraft looks like a city of heroes mod with guns. The color and text type above NPC's heads are the same and everything.

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This game looks bad.

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Not Like This: Crime Craft Edition confirmed?

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Fire Bullets!

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So basically this is a completely generic third-person shooter you have to pay monthly for? Why would anyone pay for this?

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@Aishan: Could not agree with you more.
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Edited By RipTheVeins

man, I needed this today since my friend blew me off.
 
EDIT: whoa, whoa, whoa.....this costs money?!

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reckon the guys are gonna do a wow cataclysm quick look?

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man I just saw a sign for this at best buy yesterday. I thought it was another Saints Row or GTA clone. But an MMO...man...that's...pretty...interesting...

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"Bullets are ashamed to hit you." 
Ryan's right! Even bullets have standards. It's about pride really.

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Can someone explain why this game is soooo bad, jeff and ryan obviously didn't like it, but I didn't see what is so bad about it.

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Can't wait for the Endurance Run when this game shuts down a year from now

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@Not_Rage said:
" Can't wait for the Endurance Run when this game shuts down a year from now "
A year?  I give it six months.
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@lee7373: It looks like a mediocre shooter that you have to pay a monthly fee for, crammed full of in-game advertising billboards on top of that, along with premium content ON TOP OF ALL THAT that you have to pay for. And even ignoring all the pricing, this is the most drab looking MMO I've ever laid eyes upon. And it's not even really an MMO! 
 
Need I go on?
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I love GiantBomb for quick looking the more obscure games, and than give us mad truth about it...

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@lee7373:  I don't recall either of them saying it was bad, there are just better options out there.  Hell, the multi player in GTA4 seems better than this, and that was free!  AND it comes with a badass main story mode and some sweet DLC to boot.  Why would you was your money on Crime Craft?  They seriously want 50 bucks AND a monthly fee for this?
 
No thank you.
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Clam Diggers? Jesus Christ.

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"Why does this exist...."

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Its $50, $10 monthly fee AND they sell you ingame clothes and weapon skins for real money

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@Artemis_D said:
" @lee7373:  I don't recall either of them saying it was bad, there are just better options out there.  Hell, the multi player in GTA4 seems better than this, and that was free!  AND it comes with a badass main story mode and some sweet DLC to boot.  Why would you was your money on Crime Craft?  They seriously want 50 bucks AND a monthly fee for this?  No thank you. "
Ryan implied super mega heavily that this game is no good.
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 Jeff: You can see they have a durability rating and what type of damage they resist. So, the crappy pants I have now resist medium damage from an assault rifle at 1.39%...

... (silence) ...

'Cause they're capri pants.

For a game about crime and gangbangin', this is pretty damn geeky. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but jeez. LOL
 

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You can't jump in Guild Wars but you can do so in Guild Wars 2 ^_^ The only way to jump in GW is /jump
Guild Wars is times better than this game and it has no monthly fees.

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@ryanwho: I just think Ryan doesn't really see a point in it, which i completely agree with.  All the looting and shooting you do seems like it pretty much amounts to... nothing. 
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This.... is just bad.
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is this GTA's slower, helmet wearing brother?   This game makes me hate crime.

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*spoilers*

 

CrimeCraft has wearable items for your head, playa.

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This game doesn't make any sense.

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@Sh0velMan said:
" "Why does this exist...." "
"Because it appeals to my sensibilities"
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I saw this game plastered all over the Best Buy sales paper... and had never heard of it before... I think I know why

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Can't  wait for the real "crimecraft" game to come out and by that I mean ABP.

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Why, wait, what, why? I just saw the most insane amount of in-game advertising I've ever seen, but yet you still have to pay for it? This concept just makes me angry. :|

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lol. the end was the best.

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...why would you buy this game, when you could just play TF2?
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Edited By Brendan

This game seems like it could have actually been a cool idea, if not for everything about it.  I also cannot wait for someone to post a link to enraged Crimecraft forums after this is up for a while.

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Looks frankly like PSN Home with guns...

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So...you level up...but there's no benefits...and you don't get progressively better armor because the game needs to be balanced...but you have skills...but they need to keep balanced. IT's barely an RPG! I don't think there's any way to make a MMO shooter that is PvP because any improvement whatsoever makes it unbalanced.
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Edited By hatking

I heard we're getting a Hats for Men in town...I'm pretty excited about it.