Quick Look: Goldeneye 007 Reloaded

@SkullcrusherMountain said:

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Yep

@CrunksMcgee said:

yay

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Holy fuck, visually this game looks like shit. Scratch that, this game looks like shit in general.

@lightsoda said:

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@Cloudenvy said:

@MildlyPsycho said:

Yep

@CrunksMcgee said:

yay

@Heisner said:

Awsome

Cool.

sick

meh

VIDEO GAMES

Hot

What?

First-Person Shooter

Also known as an: "FPS"

Things.

Tampons

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@Sogeman said:

PS: this is how COD controls? I played the 4 player splitscreen some time ago and it controlled like a train on ice. Good thing I never tried Cod.

It was in regards to how the buttons are bound, not how they responded.

This was like, classic GB quicklook material.

Hilarious throughout. Been a while since I laughed as much at a QL!

Great. This and NBA Jam get proper releases after I've already played them on the Wii. Lemme guess, Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 are coming out next in an HD collection for the PS3? :/

is it really so hard to hire an actual russian to record russian vo? they're fuckin everywhere anyway.

I want to be Ryan when I grow up. That is all.

Jeff plays like he´s half asleep. Not looking to good for a potential review on this one, huh?

To be fair, this game was pretty good on Wii. I played through the singleplayer 2 times and it does the thing Goldeneye did where you get more objectives on secret agent and 007 agent. The shooting was surprisingly fun (if you don´t set everything to autosnap like Jeff seems to do here) and you had to rely on stealth sometimes. A good Wii game, but that was a long time ago. 360 version doesn´t look too hot graphics wise.

Seeing that paintball mode made me sad. No rainbow splattered walls, just shades of green and brown. A dull facsimile of a fond memory, much like the rest of this game.

I've heard enough from all these Johnny-come-flamelies.

I keep going back and forth on whether or not I'm interested in this... I think I'll just wait until it's around twenty bucks and pick it up then. I could be down with some COD style spliscreen with a Goldeneye skin.

If this was a PC game, they'd be playing a pirated version... da da <cymbal crash>

Wait... After the truck flips over, Bond hangs upside-down and is able to move his head freely... But then he just crawls out of the truck without having to remove a seat belt or anything. In fact, he never buckled up in the first place, because action heroes don't do that! How was he still attached to the seat while upside-down?!

They should have added a mini game at the end of each level where you have to try to remove all the bullets that entered Bond's body in a certain amount of time.

Man you know what was fun about playing james bond? Being an actual fucking spy with gadgets and sneaking around at times. I guess one call of duty release wasn't enough this year for activision.

The words "Good for a Wii Game" come to mind. Seeing Jeff realize this is merely an average shooter is nice after he thought that it being on the Wii was grounds enough to be a Wii GOTY Runner Up over Donkey Kong Country Returns last year.

@uomoartificiale said:

I think everyone here thinks that 480p is the minimum accepted quality. 360p looks just bad.

Loved the quick look so far tough (as usual).

This, please. Atleast gives us 480p so we can understand what's going on. Train simulator looked like a garbled mess (partially because of the video quality), and I could barely read some of the text on the screen here.

Some of the worst russian accents ive heard in this video gents.

Wander from cutscene to cutscene, then on rails turret segment. JUST LIKE OLD TIMES

Yeah I get that, Sgt Waffles. But in the original game the bodies disappeared because of hardware limitations, not because it added to the game-design or Bond had some sort of invisibility ray.

It's just odd that they chose to keep that, yet lose the purity and flair of the original game by COD-ifying it.

Man was this game released at a bad time. 
 
Not that it'd sell any better any other month of the year.

Quote Of The Week for GiantBomb: "Tea-bagging this firing range"

Toss the regular community an HD quicklook every now and then. I subscribed for a good year, but can't afford it right now due to being laid off. Being down here in the regular membership feels really unappreciated. Don't turn into IGN.

@TheMasterDS said:

The words "Good for a Wii Game" come to mind. Seeing Jeff realize this is a substandard shooter is nice after he thought that it being on the Wii was grounds enough to be a GOTY Runner Up over Donkey Kong Country Returns.

Yeah, it's funny how many games they're totally enthusiastic about right before it's released but then a few months or a year later they realize it was total garbage.

"I'm just thinking about my place in the world..."

May Jeff's eternal flame burn eternally for eternity. Forever.

I will probably pick this up when its $20 or $30.

@SkullcrusherMountain said:

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@rmanthorp

@uglykitten said:

@Commisar123 said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@MildlyPsycho said:

Yep

@CrunksMcgee said:

yay

@Heisner said:

Awsome

Cool.

sick

meh

VIDEO GAMES

Hot

What?

First-Person Shooter

Also known as an: "FPS"

Things.

Tampons

KUALA LAMPUR

BATMAN

Hopefully Jeff and Ryan go on to open a stealth pizza delivery place. I like the idea of having the pizza placed in my fridge by ninjas while I'm on the toilet, then the next day a capuchin monkey appears to collect the fee.

A LITTLE PRIMARY HERE

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I just finished the Wii version yesterday. If you're looking for a good single player campaign... well, you could certainly do worse with Battlefield 3.  
 
Also, is there Move support for the PS3 version of this game? 

"Wooooo, I'm a spy!"

hah, that shit killed me; soda leaking out the nose. Well played sir.

GoldenEye 007: Reloaded is a first-person shooter for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 based on the 2010 Nintendo Wii shooter GoldenEye 007, which is based on the 1997 Nintendo 64 shooter of the same name, which is based on the 1995 James Bond movie GoldenEye.

This is so laughable.

I am gonna go get my copy from the bushes becuase I wouldn't pay for this.

HIGH ACTION PAINTBALLS

JOHNNY COME FLAMELEY

Wow, what a piece of shit. Goldeneye deserves better.

That's a truck. A lorry is more like a big HGV.

No Christmas Joans for stick layouts, to bad

They had a whole year to port this game. Why not slap some better textures on it?

Why is this a youtube video? Is this a new thing on GB?

I am a premium member but am still getting the Youtube player. How the hell do I fix this?

@MadLaughter: There are options for which player you want to use up in the top left corner of the video before you press play. Choose the one you want and videos will continue to play in that choice. You don't have to choose every time.

@Metiphis said:

Toss the regular community an HD quicklook every now and then. I subscribed for a good year, but can't afford it right now due to being laid off. Being down here in the regular membership feels really unappreciated. Don't turn into IGN.

I don't have money right now, therefore it is wrong for a business to charge money for a service.

Man, Sean Bean got ugly.

@MadLaughter said:

I am a premium member but am still getting the Youtube player. How the hell do I fix this?

Before the video starts, click the "Progressive, Stream, HTML5, or Youtube" option to pick what you want. This only shows for premium members. You have to reloard the page to get it to show.

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@lightsoda said:

@SkullcrusherMountain said:

@Hulsey90 said:

@tekmojo said:

@Rappelsiini said:

@Joker369 said:

@rmanthorp

@uglykitten said:

@Commisar123 said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@MildlyPsycho said:

Yep

@CrunksMcgee said:

yay

@Heisner said:

Awsome

Cool.

sick

meh

VIDEO GAMES

Hot

What?

First-Person Shooter

Also known as an: "FPS"

Things.

Tampons

KUALA LAMPUR

BATMAN

i guess

Lorry is usually used for 18 wheelers and such, four wheel trucks are called trucks.

Don't understand or agree with the "who cares about split-screen" sentiment in this video. It's as if Jeff and Ryan don't realise that some people play games with each other in person.