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Quick Look: Goldeneye 007 Reloaded

Jeff and Ryan head back into the world of Goldeneye, and this time, they bring their explosive fists.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Nov. 1 2011

Cast: Jeff, Ryan

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

GoldenEye 007 Reloaded

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I don't know if it's just the game but EVERYTHING looks grimy since you switched to YouTube. That aside, the campaign in this game is pretty ballin. It was in the Wii game at least.

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The header description for this game on its wiki is so perfect.

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This game just makes me wish there was an actual good spy game out.

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@joachimo said:

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Yep

@CrunksMcgee said:

yay

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Awsome

Cool.

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i guess

I love all the idiots on Giant Bomb like me :)

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Seems like Daniel Craig is really good at absorbing bullets and adding their power to his own.

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@Scodiac said:

@MadLaughter: There are options for which player you want to use up in the top left corner of the video before you press play. Choose the one you want and it will continue to play in that choice. You don't have to choose it every time.

I can't believe how many users of this site I've had to tell this to. Jesus Christ, people, observe your surroundings.

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oh man, this game looks like total dogshit. How Stephen Totillo loves this as much as he does...fucking it, this is stephen totillo we're talking about. He's the Pachter of video game "journalism", aka "what shit can I say that's crazy?"

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Well, this looks terrible.

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I can't believe this is selling for the same price as Uncharted 3.  No wait, it's only $57.98 on Amazon.  A savings of $2.01!

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the youtube vids do not work for me on the site i have to click the link to watch them on youtube

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Man that's some terrible Russian.

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@Vortextk said:

Man you know what was fun about playing james bond? Being an actual fucking spy with gadgets and sneaking around at times. I guess one call of duty release wasn't enough this year for activision.

You can actually go stealth through a significant portion of the game, Jeff just failed at it.

During the first part on the watchtower, once he realized the melee stealth wasn't working for some reason, he could've just backed up and easily got a headshot with his silenced pistol. The first guard he killed on the watchtower had a good sniper rifle that he could've/should've used on the wave of guards that arrived after that. Instead, Jeff ran around like an asshat, still using his silenced pistol even when he's already broken stealth and should use an automatic.

And if you do set off an alarm, it basically only calls guards to your current room. Jeff seemed to assume that once he fucked up the stealth on the elevator breach moment, he was fucked for the whole level, but he really wasn't. Had he not just sprinted into all future rooms for the remaining 5 minutes of the Quick Look, each one would've still had patrolling guards that he could've sneaked up on and security cameras you can shoot out.

As for gadgets, sadly they're really basing this on the style of the two newest Bond movies, so there are basically no ridiculous gadgets. Bond just uses his smartphone to take pictures of stuff, scan stuff, hack stuff, etc.

By no means do I think this is a particular great game, and I sorta wish I had rented the Wii version instead of buying it, but Jeff is making it look dumber than it actually is.

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It's weird, but i feel like the bombcrew's been in a really good mood lately. (at least on camera)

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Oh man. What a fantastically terrible game; perfect for a Quick Look. The enemy AI is hilaaaaaarious.

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@Warihay said:

The header description for this game on its wiki is so perfect.

Thank you, I was quite proud of its ridiculousness! n_n
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I'm only one minute into this video, but I'm looking at the menus in this game and wondering....what's with the LCARS menu system.

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Haha, one of the funniest videos in a while.

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F**king Ryan, laughing already..James Bomb theme.

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I never once had a problem getting into a game on the Wii version, full games at that. So yeah, nobody plays FPSes online on wii...

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No mention of Move support on the PS3 version?

Bias? Or just a slip?

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I can't believe they're charging 60 bucks for this.

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@Warihay said:

The header description for this game on its wiki is so perfect.

"..which is based on a novel written by Ian Fleming (not really though)."

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@SuperJoe said:
I can't believe this is selling for the same price as Uncharted 3.  No wait, it's only $57.98 on Amazon.  A savings of $2.01!
If this game was AT LEAST half its price, then I would consider it. Until then I have Uncharted 3 to keep me entertained.
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360p, so I have absolutely no way to make my own opinion when they talk about texture quality.

As for split-screen being a 90s thing. GTFO. It's fun to play on a couch with others. It was in the 90s and it still is today. Also, I don't know a lot of console gamers, so it's not like everybody has one...

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@altairre said:

@SkullcrusherMountain said:

@lightsoda said:

@SkullcrusherMountain said:

@Hulsey90 said:

@tekmojo said:

@Rappelsiini said:

@Joker369 said:

@rmanthorp

@uglykitten said:

@Commisar123 said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@MildlyPsycho said:

Yep

@CrunksMcgee said:

yay

@Heisner said:

Awsome

Cool.

sick

meh

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First-Person Shooter

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Tampons

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BATMAN

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@BisonHero: Even then, just killing everyone, the car chase with quick time events, that's not what goldeneye was. Your mission wasn't to just kill everyone...I mean it's been awhile, but I don't think it was...Jeff talked about it in alpha protocol stuff. People make spy games, and just make them shooters, and while the original single player was pretty heavy on shooting at times that's not what the entire game was and why it mattered. The MP, of course, was just shooting, but I loved the regular level lay outs being used for MP as well.
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This looks like an ugly, bad Call of Duty mod. It pains me to say that because I have a soft spot for N64 Goldeneye. And man, that pistol whip really didn't look satisfying.

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I was excited when I thought it was an XBLA game. Now? Not so much.

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ba da DA DA DA dah da daaaaaaa

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@uomoartificiale said:

I think everyone here thinks that 480p is the minimum accepted quality. 360p looks just bad.

EVERYTHING MUST BE HD AND LOOK AMAZING!

I know 480p isn't HD, but my point is shut up. It's not a big deal.

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This game looks great.

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Shit, I forgot it had all those goddamn modes!

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As they got to the part with the door breach, I thought "please don't just breach right away. Please sit there and highlight how stupid it is that you can just wait forever with no consequence." And they did, with hilarious banter. Bravo, gentlemen. Bravo.

Seriously, though, Goldeneye actually is a really good FPS on the Wii. Solid stealth gameplay and a really fun ride. I'm not surprised it didn't make the transition to 360 too well, but I'm glad I played it in its original (well, remade original) form.

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Hmm, this isn't looking as awesome as I thought it would :/ Might pick it up on the cheap though.

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That is still not Sean Bean, I don't really know why that bugs me but it does. The Wii version was solid, this looks like they probably had a pretty small team port it.

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@Vortextk said:

@BisonHero: Even then, just killing everyone, the car chase with quick time events, that's not what goldeneye was. Your mission wasn't to just kill everyone...I mean it's been awhile, but I don't think it was...Jeff talked about it in alpha protocol stuff. People make spy games, and just make them shooters, and while the original single player was pretty heavy on shooting at times that's not what the entire game was and why it mattered. The MP, of course, was just shooting, but I loved the regular level lay outs being used for MP as well.

By those standards, the original GoldenEye wasn't much of a spy game either. Sure, it didn't have big action setpieces with car chases and QTEs, but seriously, you spent 99% of your time shooting guys and not really being a spy.

In original GoldenEye, your mission was to just kill everyone. The closest you ever got to spy stuff was getting headshots before the enemy AI was aware of your presence. Or finding a computer in a room, and pressing the B button while in front of it. It wasn't "pretty heavy on shooting at times", it was pretty heavy on shooting all the time. Especially the back 50% of the game, where nearly every level steadily spawns a few guys per minute that you have to constantly be on the lookout for. There were some interesting secondary objectives, but the spy stuff in the original game isn't very different than the limited spy stuff in this "reimagining" on current consoles. I'm not trying to discredit GoldenEye as a groundbreaking console FPS, but you're misremembering if you think this remake is way more actiony than the original. They're the same in that regard.

Perfect Dark had some levels that were much closer to actual espionage and spy stuff. Deus Ex also did some of that, and a little better. And like you said, Alpha Protocol is about as close to a legitimate spy game as we've ever had.

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@devil_spawn666 said:

No mention of Move support on the PS3 version?

Bias? Or just a slip?

Bias, obviously. None these other ants see it, but I'm onto Jeff and his anti-PS3 agenda.
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Damn, the ragdolls are amazing.

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Star Trek UI?

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That interface at the beginning reminds me of Star Trek for some reason

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Generically generic.

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@triviaman09 said:

That interface at the beginning reminds me of Star Trek for some reason

Yeah, LCARS.

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Can't believe this game doesn't have the pause music from the N64 one. That was some good shit.

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...
 
Waiting for pre-load.  Thanks, Youtube.

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Yeah, I loved this game on Wii; one of my favorite shooters. This just looks like it's worth 20 to 30 bucks.

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People in college still care about split-screen.

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@EveretteScott said:

@uomoartificiale said:

I think everyone here thinks that 480p is the minimum accepted quality. 360p looks just bad.

EVERYTHING MUST BE HD AND LOOK AMAZING!

I know 480p isn't HD, but my point is shut up. It's not a big deal.

Yeah, it's not like this site emphasizes its video content at all. People show up for the amazing articles. :D

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i had a bad case of spy bushes earlier this year. was a real hassle for me.

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I cannot believe people actually liked the Wii version of this game. It's fucking bad.

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Is this full price? Not going to sell very well if it is.