Quick Look: Iron Fisticle

I can't stop saying Fisticle since i heard the name of this game. I really like the kind of retroish soft edges in this game.

O Dan, you and your ignorance is bliss approach to food and the questioning of anyone who doesn't exclusively live on processed fats, sugars and salts as being "fancy". I feel like there is some sort of Alien abduction/Coma/Time travel story straight from the 90's we are missing here. We all changed Dan, but you are keeping the 90's alive somehow with your eternal optimism and unwavering patriotism. I salute you.

I love Smash TV, so this is right up my alley.

"We are a nation of lazy people, and if you make something easier people will flock to it."

"I would pay more if the waiter or waitress would cut my steak for me."

God bless you @danryckert

After all the kerfuffle over Metro this seems like a different Dan. I'm liking Different Dan...

I do have to say that Dan has improved his Quick Look technique. I still cringe whenever he starts with his "fancy lad" thing =_=

Dan saying crawfish is for Fancy people just makes me sad.

Brad's million dollar idea is basically the Thanksgiving episode in the first season of The Boondocks (titled "The Itis") in which Granddad opens a soul food restaurant where you eat on a bed, so you can fall asleep right after you're done.

After that steak discussion I think I'd really like to see Dan have a chat with Karl Pilkington. They could exchange their bizarre invention ideas.

If this were to come out on, say, Vita I'd probably buy and play it. Looks cool.

I love that Dan provides sound effects from time to time.

You have been eating this crawfish for 34 .beats.

...was their desktop wallpaper a picture of chicken nuggets?

Rogue-like? I get more of a smash tv vibe than anything. We wouldn't call that a rogue-like...

I don't think I'd find this game as amusing without Brad and Dan talking about foodstuff on top of it.

Nothing Brad listed makes something Rogue-like.

Smash TV had perma-death when you ran out of quarters.

all of that fast food discussion!

Also: I'll eat at that cut-yer-steak-for-ya place

I think I used to play this game in grade school. You started by asking the other player to name the capital of Thailand.

Brad confirmed Fancy Lad.

@DanRyckert: A man after my own heart.

i'm with Dan i would pay extra for a waiter/waitress to cut my steak . would also pay extra if they also fed me the steak

A burrito without beans or rice is just a big enchilada.

Brads hammock restaurant, down on third

After every @danryckert video, I am both reassured and regretful about my career in public health.

why not go the whole way and have them chew the food for you or just blend it up into an IV like deal and have it pumped in?

The game doesn't seem very interesting to me, but that was a great 25 minute food podcast...

@astroduck:

Oh, the hammock district!

Hey Dan, would you use these at your restaurant? You could call it Mommy's.

Cheesy potato Burritos are king

@rowr: Love it.

"So Taco Bell's #1 in the old man's heart?"

"Well, yeah. And Mine. And the hearts of American people"

Though I gotta say, I hate hearin' yang about DQ's hot eats. @danryckert You should really try a DQ burger. I don't know if they're the same as in Canada but DQ burgers are awesome.

yes it does

@gregispurple said:

Hey Dan, would you use these at your restaurant? You could call it Mommy's.

I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a comment before. Very nice.

I don't think I have ever heard of a person with more disgusting eating habits than Dan. I think the extent of my fast food consumption is a Subway once (Shrimp Avocado sandwich). The idea of actually choosing to eat that shit boggles my mind.

Anyway, this game looks alright for about $8 or so. I'd consider it

I'm crazily speculating that this game was going to be called Iron Fist, but since Marvel owns a character with that name, they went with Fisticle.

I bet Dan is an advocate of the spork.

Great minds think alike. Me and an ex had the same idea as @brad regarding his "Sleep after Eating" room. You sell the food at decent prices, but you rent out the sleeping area for a good price. Who wouldn't want to take a short nap after a meal?

"I didn't know you were such a fancy lad"

Great banter as usual.

Ron Fisticle.

Apparently Dan has never heard of Japanese Steakhouses. They literally cut up your steak into bite-sized pieces when they serve it.

There are TONS of Dairy Queens in California. Just not San Francisco. CHECK YOUR SF BAY PRIVLEDGE BRAD!

Could be a regional thing, man DQ was the dodgiest of all places to get a burger where i was living in Canada.

I just realized Dan is Homer Simpson. The steak cutting idea is hilarious.

Also, let's not be crazy. In-N-Out is much better than 5 Guys.

I think most of what Dan says is pretty bonkers (albeit in an endearing way), but that steak cutting idea is something I am totally on board with.

In my humble opinion, anyone who thinks this should consider just sticking to hamburgers :P

I don't disagree. :3 I am horrible with knives, absolutely dangerous.

I do love a good steak from time to time, however, and would prefer not to cause myself to bleed at a steakhouse!

Good Million dollar ideas, but I got a BILLION dollar idea.

Drugs. Clubs. Dancing Clubs. Drug Dancing Clubs that sell club drugs.

@addfwyn: So you have never eaten fast-food before, but you feel qualified to critique it and call someone who likes it "disgusting"? You should teach logic.

I love those!

A burrito without beans is just a wrapped up soft taco.

Oh Dan, what a wonderful weird being you are.