Quick Look: Postal III

This has the same main character as the new Deus Ex.

Adam Jensen gets around.

Oh wow, this looks awful. Makes Duke Nukem Forever look good... man.

this game seems fucking terrible. I figure that's at least partially on purpose, though.

@Sekvensen: Nope!

this game seems like it's going to have a ton of Charlie Sheen jokes in it.

The IGN review as just as bad as the game. http://uk.pc.ign.com/articles/121/1215646p1.html 7.5 for Graphics?

Dear god, what is this?

Strong start to 2012

Oh my god. Ron Jeremy looks like Mario. I'll never be able to play another mario game.

Steam has been doing progressive achievement updates for a while now Brad.

@Deusoma:He's not offended that they're using the word. He's offended that it isn't funny.

This made my day :D

It's like so horrible, it's not even funny. Unbelievable.

I felt my brain sizzle and pop while watching this.

This is painfully bad.

"That guys sure has an itchy hip..."

@ManiacMaysin said:

I've never seen a postal game. Had no idea it was so bad.

Not to defend Postal games in any shape or form, but the previous Postals were more of a free roaming retard sandbox with missions on the side.

Trying to add a profound narrative is the worst idea they could come up with in a game where people literally want to boot it up and piss on burned bodies.

Postal 1, way back in the day, wasn't that bad of a game really. It felt very Syndicate-ey.

Something tells me that some of the things wrong with this game will be fixed by a crapton of mods (BTW the SDK will come out this month). Others may be patched up/improved, just like Postal 2 before it.

Bad but not even in a good way. Disappointing game

I can't believe the first quick look of the year is also the best quick look of the year. No awards necessary this year.

wow thats all i have to say, wow

"No. It's jizzum." - Ryan Davis, 2012

That's your game right there.

Most disgusting quick look on Giant Bomb? Confirmed. I'd rather watch both of the Saw quick looks 5 times than watch this again.

EDIT: And they insult Arcades? This game is DUMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

this is aweful

Edit- don't be sorry guys, kinda had to know. I guess lays the postal franchise to rest.

This looks so bad

this reminds me SO MUCH of "Limbo of the Lost"

This looks absolutely terrible. No standards at all.

I actually enjoyed playing Postal 2. It was a decent fps with hilarious mechanics and it was just fun to terrorize the people in town.

This "game" doesn't have any of that. Except maybe pee and lighting gasoline on fire. (and it does a poor job at that) This doesn't even look remotely fun. So whats the next Postal gonna be? RTS? (first was top-down, second was fps, third is a shitty TPS)

why would people buy this unfinished piece of crap

Ugh. This is dumb.

Now I feel bad for hating on duke nukem. This game is off the charts.

Oh, no, no, no! This is gonna be my DNF, isn' it? The first two both kinda sucked gameplay-wise but I found part two to be pretty fucking funny back in the day. Save a tree, burn a book and all that. Yeah, okay it probably never was any good. But this... this is just terribly sad. Fuck this.

Postal 3 was never meant for people with taste. It's made by and for the kind of shitty skin heads and internet tough guys who hang out on the RWS forums.

Gross. - Jeff Gerstmann.

Looks like an excellent gift for Alex Navarro.

@Pudge said:

Most disgusting quick look on Giant Bomb? Confirmed. I'd rather watch both of the Saw quick looks 5 times than watch this again.

The Duke Nukem Forever quick look is still the king of awful, for me.

The difference is that game didn't think it was being profoundly disgusting, but it was. Postal 3 is trying way too hard to be profoundly disgusting and is just busted and unfinished and unfunny.

So i hate to defend the game, but if this game is anything like Postal 2, had you not pushed that red button...something different would've happen.

the goal is to go through your boring ass day and make it to the end, however you choose. you don't have to kill anyone.

@steelknight2000 said:

Looks like an excellent gift for Alex Navarro.

GIANT BOMB LISTEN TO THIS PERSON.

This is a game that deserves the vitriol only Alex Navarro can deliver.

"FUCK!" XD

@SubwayD: Sorry for the ignorance but what is RWS?

Postal 3 does not actually have any redeeming qualities.

Sorry.

Boring!

@Deusoma said:

This is a videogame where Murder is the answer to all of life's problems and monkeys infected with AIDS rape people in the face. If you're offended by an amusing use of the word "retarded", Vinny, you'd better cash out now.

If you think that the use of the word is in any way amusing or extracts any kind of humor, then I'm sorry, but grow up. Not cause I'm offended by the use of the word, but because trying to be funny by using the word "retarded" is so indicative of grade school, 11 year old "humor."

The game crashing couldn't have been a more fitting ending.

@Summoboomo said:

@steelknight2000 said:

Looks like an excellent gift for Alex Navarro.

GIANT BOMB LISTEN TO THIS PERSON.

This is a game that deserves the vitriol only Alex Navarro can deliver.

This. Do it for the fans, Alex!

So it makes perfect sense uve boll is in this then

I appreciate you guys playing this godawful game for as long as you did.

So bad.

"...No, it's AIDS. That guy's jacking off."

If there were ever a single combination of words that would alone, completely turn me off of a game, that would be it.

@Vinny_Says said:

wow....this is as good as Deadly Premonition, can't wait to see it make all your Top 10 lists in December

Nope. At least Deadly Premonition had charm and a goofy (in a good way) story. This is just lazy, juvenile, unfunny, and embarrassing. I think you're misinterpreting why DP is liked. It's not because it played terribly, like you seem to think.

@MiniPato said:

@Deusoma said:

This is a videogame where Murder is the answer to all of life's problems and monkeys infected with AIDS rape people in the face. If you're offended by an amusing use of the word "retarded", Vinny, you'd better cash out now.

If you think that the use of the word is in any way amusing or extracts any kind of humor, then I'm sorry, but grow up. Not cause I'm offended by the use of the word, but because trying to be funny by using the word "retarded" is so indicative of grade school, 11 year old "humor."

Yeah I think you should have put some quotes around the word "amusing" there pal.