Quick Look: Rise of Nightmares

You can totally see the microphone cord coming out the bottom of Patricks shirt and swaying inbetween his legs at the start there.

Y'know...if you were looking in that general area.

This is profoundly uninteresting to me. Sure, it's not the worst Kinect game I've seen, but why would anyone choose to play it other than to convince themselves they didn't waste that $150?

What an awful piece of junk. Made worse by the kinect, another awful piece of junk. I'm so glad I never bought one, and pity all those who did.

@drhans said:

Ha ha ha, perfect!

There's a moment when Patrick is navigating the game where he looks like Axel Rose.

Looks fucking tedious to play.

We need an endurance run of this. Watching the guys fighting against the Kinect controls would be so great.

Amazing

@drhans said:

Hm. Looks slightly more interesting than the average Kinect game, but in the end it's still some basic, generic gameplay that would take 5 minutes with a controller stretched out over half an hour. So meh.

@rhk said:

Amazing

@drhans said:

insert dubstep sounds

I want a video game of Patrick playing this because his motions made me laugh out loud quite a few times throughout this.

Also, this game looks like a blast to rent and play through with a friend just because it's really goofy and not-so-good.

Certainly an A for effort.

i can see a kid having fun with this if this was a psMove game

i am far from a kinect supporter, but the idea of turning shoulders to turn, and stepping forward to walk astounds me. 
 
seems like an ingenious control method, that opens the door for less 'on rails' kinect games. fair play.

This kinda makes me wonder if Amnesia would make a fun game on kinect.

Yea in Romania! can't remember of a game that is in Romania since like Hitman 2 or was it contracts nope can't remember :D. The game seems pretty decent for a kinect game, I don't know who likes playing anything else but dance central on a kinect but meh. Busty zombie nurses are pretty cool :D

That last shot of Patrick punching reminds me of Screech from Saved By The Bell...

What the christ are you guys talking about re: Patrick's pants? They're completely normal slim fit pants, everybody wears them (at least here in Sweden). Nobody likes baggy, loose pants.

We need an endurance run of this. Watching the guys fighting against the Kinect controls would be so great.

I really enjoyed watching this video, the game I might be interested, but then again, I liked breakdown

This game is working out better than what I would have expected.

Love how much Patrick got into the spirit of this... made yet another tedious Kinect game actually fun to watch

Patrick, eat some food.

this game seems way too ambitious for its own good

This looks incredibly frustrating.  If this is any indication of what FPS games will play like on Kinect then I think all of those games will be in big trouble.

patrick is so uncoordinated

A guest Spook Look! Sweet!

"Hey should we animate this guys face when his hand gets chopped off?"

"fuck no!"

Patrick seems to be comfortable doing quick looks now.

I preferred this game when they called it House of the Dead :( 
 
Also seems appropriate for a game that borrows from Hostel to be totally awful and bad also.

This game looks like a pile of monkey shit

Crazy game, but $50? Goodness.

Can someone please make a gif of Patrick climbing the ladder? The world needs it!

This game doesn't look bad, but it only doesn't look bad because it's on the Kinect, where being a fucking piece of shit is already sort of an achievement, because the bar is about 15 notches below even that.

Is this the Red Steel experience for Kinect?

Everything is so slow and laborious. It's like you're walking abound in 300 pounds of turn-of-the-century diving gear. That alone is making me feel far more uncomfortable than any stupid zombie slapfight could.

@Mr_Skeleton said:

Can someone please make a gif of Patrick climbing the ladder? The world needs it!

Looks horrible in a fun way, I am definately going to rent this one.

This game is some next level bullshit.

Actually looks pretty fun

This is what you used to assume gaming would be like in the future only done very poorly.

This looks like one of those genuinely fun terrible games from the dreamcast days

I've been wanting a QuickLook of this since I saw that crazy clown in the commercial. I'd like to try it if I had a Kinect..

That corpse on the table had a pretty strong spine to stand up without abs.. \realism

Sexy zombie nurses? Yes please!

It's really great to see they are innovating more on the kinect.

Only problem I have... for some reason this game is making me motion sick to watch.

This is great.

Motion control games are terrible, period.

OK, to be fair they make terrible video games, but for people who don't play games they may give a fun distraction for a few minutes.

Looks like a chore to control. It seems like they knew that by adding the auto feature, but at that point you have to keep your arm held up just to have it act like a 90s lightgun game.