Quick Look: Rise of Nightmares

Great QL.

Usually I don't mind the graphics but damn that game looks like sh*t! 

I didn't know Klepek reads Old Man Murray, although he needs to brush up. It's "Start to Crate", not "first..". The units are in seconds. 

The ending is begging for a GIF!

Finally the technology exists to make a sequel to Jurrasic Park: Tresspasser.

as good as this games seems, im just glad that Ryan uses a cloth to wipe his sweat instead of his hand. 

I get a deadly premonition on the zombies.

Definitely better than I'd expected.

Patrick is disturbingly skinny

Someone please make some .gif art of those last few seconds of the review XD

You guys are already dead.

@Lifendz: I conservatively estimate 45% of his bodyweight resides in his hair.

Patrick was awesome!

 
This is what I'd imagine poor people will look like playing games in the future.  Also, Ryan had the moves down much better despite his girth.  I like how he keeps a sweat rag in his pants, doubles as a "bulge" enhancer.

I see what they're trying to do with this motion control business, and I can respect the effort, but there's just no conceivable scenario I can envision where I would actually want to play video games in this way.  

This was a mucho fun quicklook.  Both of you guys were mad fun to watch, good times.

Need a gif of the punchflailing at the end there.

Oh god that game looks bad. Fun Quick Look though.

this was hilarous

Klepek is dull. He's ruining the chemistry of this program.

This looks like a real chore to play. I guess it's a good thing that it seems totally functional though.

This game looks awful but it was a great quick look

@Sintesi said:

Klepek is dull. He's ruining the chemistry of this program.

I must've been watching a different QL, because Patrick did fantastic in the one I watched.

this actually looks like it works a LOT better than i first thought

Does this make anyone else want to play Zeno Clash?

That was fantastic - nice playing guys!

I'm getting tired just watching this game.

@Mr_Skeleton said:

Can someone please make a gif of Patrick climbing the ladder? The world needs it!

Why are the graphics for the kinect always so horrible?

@PhantomGardener: it has to use extra processing power from the 360 to function.

Game looks like it could be dumb fun if picked up on the cheap.

$50? Got dayum, should be 10 at most. Good quick look though :D

18:30, BJ attempt

The game makes me sad. If it wasn't a kinect game, I would totally get this. The whole clockwork zombie mad scientist thing looks like the kind of B horror video game story I could get behind.

I AM ACTUALLY FROM ROMANIA!!!

Strange thing about watching this quick look is that it makes me want to play OTHER first person horror/survival horror games.

Patricks face when that guy gets cut in half. Priceless.

Best Patrick Quick Look yet! :)

You americans.. of course romanian language is different from rusian language because Romania is latin and Rusia is slavic.Romania language is like Italian and other latin languages,ask Vinny :)

Ahh! Getting attacked by Daft Punk.

This makes me happy. Endurance run nao? 
  
Also, WTB a "Rolling like a head, rollin' on concrete, SURVIVAL KNIFE, SURVIVAL KNIFE!" -remix 

What a man child!

I appreciate Ryan has realized that "nonplussed" doesn't mean "unfazed". Next up is "bemused" not being a form of "amused".

A ton of people, including myself, have gotten these wrong quite often, but we can still fix this! Words have meaning!

I'm glad I never bought a Kinect. Right now I believe my Sega CD was a better peripheral, and games like this reassures that feeling.

I'm glad I never bought a Kinect. Right now I believe my Sega CD was a better peripheral, and games like this reassures that feeling.

@DaBuddaDa said:

It's Resident Evil tank controls...but in real life!

Hahah, couldn't have said it better.

If I'd have a Kinect for some reason I think I'd get that game anyway after a small price cut, just because it's different in a good/gore way.

Heeeellooooooooo nurse!

So does this win the annual "Ryan Davis 'Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh' Award for Best Face and Neck Stabbing"?

This seems like a game I'd get extremely frustrated trying to play.