Quick Look: Self-Defense Training Camp

Always be self defening

Sad face.

Now a kick to the genitals!

So close.

Fifth!

I dont want to live on this planet anymore.

This is hilarious !

Dick Punch, It's all in the mind.

GENITALS

The genital triangle.

Ryan gives good blows to the genital region.

I do not like this video.

Truly this is the age of content. Truly.

@Kirbichu54 said:

So close.

Words you shouldn't say when you're watching a video about dudes getting kicked in the groin...

It's not Dickkickers though, It's Ballbooters.. world of diff!

This ones mah favorite.

I wonder if this could be applied to God Hand?

Nice waterfall.

More dubstep?

His genitals sound weird when you kick them. What's wrong with his genitals? His genitals shouldn't make that noise. Genitals.

This is actually just Bulletstorm 2.

Dick kicker!

Ubisoft presents The Genital Triangle.

In my country criminals shoot first and rob later so stuff like this is a waste of life.

One of the best QL's of the year !

Kick to the Genitals '12

I demand this developer make a sequel, Self-Defense Training Camp - Cunt Punter Edition.

4.58-5.03 Jeff's Eddie Murphy Raw reference, just great, fucking made my day :D.

I was crying watching this live; and only partly in sympathy for the virtual dude whose role it is to get kicked in the junk.

I never knew self defence was 100% based around the kicking someone in the balls. Still; if you wear a cup or don't have genitals you're free to run amok.

Also they should totally teach karate like this.

@AngelN7 said:

In my country criminals shoot first and rob later so stuff like this is a waste of life.

That is covered in the advanced course, you shoot those in the genitals.

Was this game designed by Johnny Cage when he was in high school?

Oh man, a 'game' this dull would never be so entertaining to watch with anyone else.

I mean, it's no wonder there's a woman in self-defense. I mean, you can't really blame the rapist when she's walking around with no top on like that in those...mm...shapely yoga pants.

That backyard looks amazing.

"Kick Dudes in the Dick: The Videogame"

So is this a prequel to the eventual TV series of Ow My Balls from Idiocracy?

Brought to you by the Giant Bomb Testicular Defense Force.

Oh damn, this has been by far the best one of these videos so far. Fucking amazing stuff guys. I mean the game is hilarious enough on its own but you playing it and re-enacting all the techniques just had me amused throughout. I'm off to watch this again right now!

Netherrealm needs to make Johnny Cage's self-defense training kamp!

Can someone PLEASE do a groin counter?

oh man--good for a Friday laugh.

The Genital Triangle is my favorite movie.

Hey ladies, what do you think of my genital triangle?

I wish I was friends with someone like Ryan and Jeff are friends.

GET OFF MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!!

I thought of one flaw in this master defense move, what if your attacker kicks you in the genital triangle? You are doomed if that happens.

Easily one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time ;D

Best one. Love the new title of game. Dick Kickers.

Ryan, it's right hand punch not left to move menus.