Quick Look: Story Hour: Adventures

Maybe this will be an hour long...

Awesome, pure awesome

Tell me a story Vinny, Jeff and Ryan.
 
40+ minutes for 5.99?
 
Do the math, this can only be amazing.
 
This is quickly becoming one of my favourite Quick Looks.

MST3K for books, where will it end!

Oh lawd. 40 mins? Amazingness.

I give thanks for the amount of quick looks this week.

40min of boredom and felonies? *sits down*

ENDURANCE RUN. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

I agree with Jeff this pace is unbearable

I'm only 6 minutes into this and I'm laughing my ass off.
I cannot stop!

"That's not the bookcase."
 
This was a blast! Some brilliant quotes about "mommy's magic toy" and "fuck your hospitality bitch".
=D

Where's Fox News on this shit?

THAT'S NOT THE BOOKCASE!

THAT'S NOT THE BOOKCASE!

I actually fell asleep!

5 minutes in and this is already a hilarious Quick Look.

Thanksgiving Quick Look ftw!

Trading that cow for Jeff Bagwell has got to be one of the best trades my Astros ever made.

Jeff's comment about the Trix was awesome.

This Quick Look made me sleepy...I'm gonna go take a nap now.

This will be.... awesome

Oh man, totally fell asleep during this.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!

Mystery Science Quick Look 3000.

Man, when I think about it, Jack and the Beanstalk is an awful story. OMG!

THAT'S NOT THE BOOKCASE!

At first I was like WTF, how did they manage to get 40 minutes out of this...
 
 
HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY OH MY GOD THAT STORY IS SO HORRIBLE..... :'(
 
Seriously, has anyone ever heard this version of the story before? Where he goes back 3 times just to steal some shit?

Hahahaha, this is too funny, that cow is hilarious!!

"Game ogre".
 
I hate myself for laughing at that.

Kill, Steal, Lie and take advantage of hospitality. 
This is the recipe for happiness. 
This will be a changing day in your life

apology accepted ryan :P

Jack is fucking gangster.

This might be the turkey talking... but, I love you Ryan!

Raugh!

Six beans from the man, six golden coins and six axe chops - to kill an Ogre. 666.

WHAT IS THIS GAME TEACHING?!

Just finished. This is a really fucked up story. That poor, nice woman will never see her husband again.

Man, this shit is hilarious.

Wrong it's, wrong it's!

Cow looks like Jeff, getting kinda scared now. Get out of this story Jeff! You're not a cow!

I prefer the version where Jack and his mother eat the beans and explode into gibs.

That was some downright funny shit! Also, what a horrible story! I didn't remember the original story having so much bad morale.

I bet Brad would have found a way to die in this game.

SPOILER!! The cow is the father!

FUCK YOUR MILK

Pretty cool concept, but damn the morals of the story are fuck'd up. I remember a time when fairy tales were about teaching kids to act nice or get eaten by bears.
 
Edit: Also, that's not the bookcase.

Jack and the Beanstalk is disturbing... It's wrong on so many levels.

woah, is that Morrigan's voice?

"Fuck your hospitality, bitch!"  
Can the next Grand Theft Auto be a Jack and the Beanstalk setting? Jack has all the skills necessary.