Quick Look: Story Hour: Adventures

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GOTY. Seriously. 

Wait, isn't it "grind his bones to make my bread"? What the hell is grinding bread? This game just lost a star.

At least this is better then average Wii game :P

That was just amazing! The comments and laughing made me stay awake the whole time (; HORRABLE story though!

Where's the Count when you need him?

I want an endurance run of this game.

Endurance Run!

Gleep not schmoo!

Next Endurance Run?

I demand a ER out of this!

cant wait for the next story !!! 

I completely lost it at the cereal throwing.

More please !

No Assassins Creed 2 quick look?

Top 5 Quick Look right here.

four beans...

Giant Bomb should write their own version of these stories!

"She fucked a cow"!!

Pretty sure Peter Molyneux narrated these stories.

Persona 4 is a walk in the park in comparison to enduring this.  They couldn't do it.  Ryan can watch some horrible, horrible movies, but there's now way he could play this entire game without losing his mind.

Its weird how the worst games make for the longest and best Quick Looks ever. Also they get the most comments also.

Game of the year right here, screw Uncharted 2.  We want more adventures of Half-Cow Boy!

Oh man, Only watched 10min so far but I'm dying! LMAO!

OH MY GOD.
 
Cannot believe I watched all of that. Christ that game looks boring.

" OH MY GOD.  Cannot believe I watched all of that. Christ that game looks boring. "

way better QL than it appeared to be

Some needs to do a speed run of this game.

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_Who_Ate_a_Match_With_the_Troll
this is how the fairy tales for kids roll where Im from :p
 
basically, the hero meets a troll with a lot of money. they enter a contest of who can eat the most porridge, the troll knowing he would win bets all his gold.
but the boy was 'clever', and faked it. and put the porridge in his backpack which he had put on his front, so when the troll was full and said he couldnt eat more. the boy said, no problem. just take a knife and cut open your stomach. and you can start over, so he cuts open his backpack and the porridge comes out. the troll feeling silly he hadnt figured that out. takes a knife, cuts open his stomach making his guts pour out and die. the boy steals his gold and gets the hell out of there. 
and he lived happily ever after... he's rich, bitch.
.....kids.

Jack is Oscar Mike

"Ohhhhh, if it's supposed to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's supposed to be a contraction, it's I-T-apostrophe-S.... scalywag."

Game ogre, man! Game ogre!

Shoulda got Brad to play this, Jack would have died in the five minutes.

This is mankind's greatest achievement. I cried laughing at the bean-counting part.

Great, now I'll never know what Three Brothers is all about, fuck you and your choice Ryan. 

I demand an Endurance Run for the rest of this game!

Since you have to count six beans, toss six beans out the window, and pick up six gold coins, it's apparent to me that this game carries the number of the beast, confirming it as a tool of the Antichrist intended to urge us all to annihilation. How else can you explain a story that glorifies stealing from and murdering ogres who have done nothing to harm you? Seriously, Mr. Ogre is just coming home from the late shift to enjoy some delicious Crunch Berries and a beer before hitting the sack, and this little punk comes and ruins his life! Not cool, Jack.

I have never been so entertained while being so bored at the same time

Jack is the father of all chavs

That was a great way to spend 40 minutes.
MURDEROUS RAGE

I wish this was called "Reading Rainbow: The Game". This game would be a lot better if LaVar Burton was narrating.
 
Jack's a fucking asshole. You realize he separated husband and wife for, presumably, all eternity. Not to mention stealing their shit after being fed breakfast. Dick.
 
Great Quick Look though. Some hilarious quotes in this one.
 
But you don't have to take my word for it.

And thus I made a new avatar...

Man, I wish I would have pre ordered this.