Quick Look: Story Hour: Adventures

Yes! I love storytime!

JACK IS A STONE COLD KILLA

Here's my question - why the fuck does the cow have a Nathan Drake haircut?
 
- Scott

Jack and the BS!

only these guys could make me watch a 40min video look at a story adventure game for kids!

THATS NOT THE BOOKCASE!

Teaching our children to steal and be happy about it!

Metal_Gear_Jack GOOOOOOO! 

Is it just me, or do those beans look like Sega Genesis controllers?
 

I think it's been mentioned that deinterlaced videos aren't an option but.. damn if those lines aren't all I see when the wii pointer finger makes an appearance. Puts a damper on my Story Hour.

Wow, that was funny and I learned something new.  My childhood influences were twisted and illicit. That explains so much of how I turned out.

 YAAAAAY! FUCK YOUR HOSPITALITY!

  "But only the red one- if he had hid behind the green one or the blue one..." 
 
Little known fact: Story Hour is based on an unreleased Sierra adventure named Classic Mother Goose. In the original, hiding behind the wrong jar ended with Jack crushed against the wall and the giant using the jar as an improvised bread roller.

" only these guys could make me watch a 40min video look at a story adventure game for kids! "

Why British voices when as a British person I have never heard of two of the stories??

Hey! Those Other Oceans guys have their office in my town, St John's, NEWFOUNDLAND. (New Fin Lind). 

I'm pretty sure the ending implies that Jack found the old man, then took back his cow and murdered him.

I'm calling it, this is one of the best QLs of all time.

YAY!!! Fuck this milk!

best QL ever? possibly.
"one bean................................"
"two beans..............................."
"three beans.............................."
i cracked up.

That's not the bookcase!  
That's not the bookcase!

That's not the bookcase!

They need to do another one where Brad is reading. ^^

The narrator sounds like a mix of Ringo Starr and Austin Powers

LOL I wish more quicklooks were this long.

" I'm pretty sure the ending implies that Jack found the old man, then took back his cow and murdered him. "

ENDURANCE RUN!!!

Only Giant Bomb would give this game double the amount of Quicklook TIme than most games XD.

Stupid decisions, murder, stealing, lies, taking advantage of hospitality, cows with hair who father the children of British women, I don't think a quick look has ever taught me so much :)
 
I wanna see the rest of these stories with the amazingly hilarious commentary of Jeff Vinny and Ryan.

The cow is a man, of course it can't produce milk

Please note that every single fairy tale you know is dark, terrible and flawed. Just like Looney Tunes

That story is messed it.

Thats not the bookcase

BEST.......QUICK LOOK........EVER......

Completely awesome.
 
By which I mean unbearably terrible.

I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

" The cow is a man, of course it can't produce milk "

Dear god i demand an endurance run!

i enjoyed watching that, kinda wanted to see the 3 other stories

Dude! You need to put Spoiler! for people who have never heard beenstak.

Endurance Run time.

"Where's Fox News on this shit? "

" Trading that cow for Jeff Bagwell has got to be one of the best trades my Astros ever made. "