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Quick Look: Stronghold 3

Sometimes the best reason to build a wall is so you have something to fling your diseased cow over.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Oct. 29 2011

Posted by: Drew

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Stronghold 3

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I'm not so sure about that crossbow being outlawed thing, but this QL is fantastic regardless

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@Robopengy: Some historians say that at the Second Council of the Lateran in 1139 Pope Innocent II outlawed the usage of crossbows by Christians against other Christians.

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Everyone in the murderhole!

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This looks like one of those no fun games.

"As you tear down the forest, the wood will be further...." Yea no the tree's get up and move down the line -_- wow did he really ask that?

This QL makes the game look terrible. I guess it's terrible?

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Wartburg: Trouble in the Cumberlands

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I love how the "Morning, your Lordship!" shoulds exactly the same as Stronghold 1

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I never knew you could knock down stone walls with swords. huh.

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I'd love to know why when defending Wartburg, his defensive archers seemed to die within ten seconds, yet when he was the attacker, it was significantly harder to kill the defending archers. Is Drew just issuing the wrong commands, or does the AI have stupidly efficient micro that lets it target things perfectly?

Also, Jesus Christ, people complaining about video quality like it's the fucking end of the world.

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To all those watching in 360p (that sucks), but the HD really doesn't do this game any favors. Still looks like a Windows 95 game to me.

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@SirDancelot said:

To all those watching in 360p (that sucks), but the HD really doesn't do this game any favors. Still looks like a Windows 95 game to me.

Windows 95. Could you please use a little more hyperbole?

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@dvorak: I'm really not kidding, in the zoomed out view it reminds me of Lord of the Realms 2 which I totally played on Windows 95. The fact that you can see sharply delineated squares of different tile sets really reminds me of that game, plus the in-game encyclopedia. Up close, maybe Windows ME.

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@SirDancelot said:

@dvorak: I'm really not kidding, in the zoomed out view it reminds me of Lord of the Realms 2 which I totally played on Windows 95. The fact that you can see sharply delineated squares of different tile sets really reminds me of that game, plus the in-game encyclopedia. Up close, maybe Windows ME.

Except that this game is in full 3D, and LOTR2 was all sprite based.

If you like the economic aspect of this game, but want to play a tried and true awesome game, check out Dawn of Discovery Gold on Steam. It's got a lot of that finely balanced economics sim thing going on which can be really enjoyable.

It's called Anno 1404 outside the states, I'm pretty sure.

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@avidwriter said:

This looks like one of those no fun games.

"As you tear down the forest, the wood will be further...." Yea no the tree's get up and move down the line -_- wow did he really ask that?

This QL makes the game look terrible. I guess it's terrible?

The consensus, even from people who were big fans of the earlier games, is that it's terrible.
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This video is 2x more amusing if you click the CC button (in the youtube player) and click "transcribe audio" :D

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Wow, Drew so chatty in this QL. Hehe.

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STRONGHOLD!!!!!

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Drew Scanlon: Love-child of Chris Jericho and Michael C. Hall!

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Wait what? You can't make thicker walls like you could in Stronghold  1 ?
And standard stone walls seem to be as strong as paper.

FUCK
THIS

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I'm a huge fan of the first Stronghold, but I've heard this game is riddled with irritating bugs. It pains me to say it, but I'll have to wait for a patch or two before plunking down for this.

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@Shtinky said:

This video is 2x more amusing if you click the CC button (in the youtube player) and click "transcribe audio" :D

but the castle and don't fight disease.

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I always enjoy Vinny/Drew QLs

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Looked awesome except I hope that they fix the staircase snapping thing. I'm also not sure on the real-time stuff, I mean I can see how it's cool but I'd just get really damn impatient!

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I sweet, I love this. I had sooooo much fun with Stronghold 1 and Crusader, but skipped over 2, since it was.... something else.

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Sackful of diseased badgers sounds like something Will Smith would fight.

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Vinny is really up on his Stronghold lore.

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The ground is giving me a headache, I assume it's supposed to be shadows but it's so distracting updating every 1-2 fps.

I checked out the quick look because the game's on sale on Steam. Not too impressed, as much as I liked the original Stronghold.

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Man I hate RTS foresters that just chop down a whole forest which never grows back. That's not sustainable! What environmental college did you go to?

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@das9000: hahaha. i have that same problem!

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Strong hold still holdin' strong.