Quick Look: Tekken 3D: Prime Edition

now in three dimensions

Yay! Another 3DS fighting game for me to buy and never play.

Oh boy.

Namco, Y U no develop Tekken 7?

Tekkendurance run?

that movie is terrible, I still can't believe i paid money to see it in the cinema :/

I get errors when I try to watch the 'Streaming' option on High.

lol You should never miss these kind of cg movies,they got comedy, flashy action and fanservice,basically core things.

Just remember to always switch off the american dub.

I would totally watch a video of Jeff and Vinny watching that movie.

The start of this made me realize GB riff tracks would be amazing.

@Solh0und said:

Oh boy.

Namco, Y U no develop Tekken 7?

Hold your stinkin horses. The last one came out in 2009, 4 years after Tekken 5. This year it's Capcom X Tekken and Tekken X Capcom and Tekken Tag 2 time, there's bound to be an announcement about the next real Tekken once those are out.

Poppin.

Now that's Tekkentertainment.

There doesn't seem like there's much to this game. I was hoping for more :/

That movie was sooo bad...yuck

@Lazyaza said:

The start of this made me realize GB riff tracks would be amazing.

OH YES

how could he have not chosen the baby kangaroo (Roger Jr.)

When I watched Blood Vengeance in theaters, I loved that movie in the worst ways possible. :)

There was a time that Tekken was my favorite thing ever. Now I can barely look it in the eye. What happened to you Tekken?

No Bryan is a zombie-CYBORG!

So they're just throwing that shitty movie into everything now?

@Cloudenvy: I would be so down with @Jeff and @Vinny doing that. Is this even a possibility with regard to copyright, etc.?

I would (Should) own this.

I see you're Tekken those puns to the limit

i dont get tekken. it looks horrible

Big fat yawn.

Tekken will always be synonomous with the PS1 to me.

@Lazyaza said:

The start of this made me realize GB riff tracks would be amazing.

Brad as Tom Servo and Ryan as Crow?

I like how Jeff randomly picks Kazuya and throws out his 10-string first try. Those things never leave you.

Had the same reaction as Jeff when I saw the helmet explode: This is so dumb I must watch it.

@UltimAXE said:

I like how Jeff randomly picks Kazuya and throws out his 10-string first try. Those things never leave you.

Those continue to be the worst newbie trap in all of fighting games and they're at the point where they can't remove them because people will complain even though they're useless.

The 3DS looks aweful now with the Vita out,

Fun fact

The reason Heihachi looks younger is because man who had been his voice actor since Tekken 4 died. They wanted to almost "reboot" Heihachi as an homage

Wait, why is the movie dubbed AND subbed?

Show me your kung-fu.

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

The 3DS looks aweful now with the Vita out,

3DS games look terrible when captured. They look much better on the screen where they aren't blown up.

So, when twenty soldiers have you covered with assault rifles, the best move to take is to...just run.

I tried pressing the exit button. It didn't work. :\

I think I remember that Nina is Irish right? I would love to hear her with an Irish accent trying to pronounce these japanese names

"We heard someone was fighting, so we called the army!"

i'd love to see a Giantbomb Mystery Science Theater presentation of that Tekken movie

I saw Blood Vengeance last weekend. It's stupid fun.

everyone else lose interest completely after the movie got skipped?

@jbrady said:

everyone else lose interest completely after the movie got skipped?

God yes... I was hoping they'd just watch the whole thing while actively talking over it.

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

The 3DS looks aweful now with the Vita out,

Some of the vita games may look technically better but this game looks just as unoriginal and boring to play as any vita game

This QL has confirmed that I still do not like Tekken's style of fighting, probably never will. I blame Paul's perpetual hair helmet.

Blood Vengeance is really good if you're a CG enthusiast. Made by the same guys that did Resident Evil: Degeneration, which I also thought was excellent. You've got to love CG though.

Weird. Bryan Fury's "evil" laugh sounds an awful lot like Carl from ATHF.

@jbrady said:

everyone else lose interest completely after the movie got skipped?

God yes... I was hoping they'd just watch the whole thing while actively talking over it.

Oy, watching Tekken CG movies and ripping my arms out of their sockets are at about the same spot on my "Things I don't ever want to do" list....

This makes me want to watch that crazy Tekken movie. That opening did look like a weird, Japanese version of that bit from The Matrix Reloaded.