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Quick Look: The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile

Not really sure what's happening here, but I'll bet somebody isn't having a good time.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Apr. 4 2011

Cast: Jeff, Ryan

Posted by: Drew

177 Comments

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loved the first one cant wait to play this one

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Edited By zyn

Looks "meh".

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Edited By jacdg

I LIKE THAT THE "POSTED BY" THINGY IS BEING WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS

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Oh, murder action, I thought it was a dish washing game, sequel to the Hooverer. 

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Edited By 234r2we232

GarageBand music ftw? I feel like I've heard all of those loops before :/

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Edited By Gizmo

Looks like emo kids will lap this up.

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Edited By weegieanawrench

The crew keeps it coming! I love you guys.

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Awesome. I love me a good QL on Monday morning.

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Edited By PhatSeeJay

Eeeeeee!
 
Shit the music is amazing.
 
Also, flying cat is awesome.

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why did no one go "Groovy" when she awoke with the chainsaw hand? Has no one seen Evil Dead?! The humanity!

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Edited By Animasta

yo this game is CRAZY.

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Edited By kollay

The Dryer will be DLC.

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been thinking about getting this, i'm still unsure

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Edited By brocool

The Dishwasher?

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Edited By kollay

Wait. Dark... Bloody... Female heroine with a mysterious past and has a Japanese name of "Yuki" ? 
 
How come I'm not surprised.

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QUICK LOOKS!! SO MANY!! GHAAA!!!

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Edited By jeffk38uk

You kinda got me at girl with sword with a chainsaw for an arm with a flying cat companion.

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I really don't like this games artstyle.

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@BLipp18 said:
" why did no one go "Groovy" when she awoke with the chainsaw hand? Has no one seen Evil Dead?! The humanity! "
"Workshed"
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15 year old emo kids of the world, here is your holy grail

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Edited By korolev

It looks... okay I guess though I get the feeling that it's trying too hard to be "edgy" and "dark". I suppose the art style just isn't for me, which is a shame. 

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is it just me or does that secound sword the pick up look likes clouds sword from ff7?

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I dig the music and the music queues.

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What just happened...
 
Also, GiantBomb has been so awesome lately! So many Quick Looks, so much love!!

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Iffenhaus means jack-shit as in nothing just a bunch of nonsense

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@HorseMeatRider said:
" 15 year old emo kids of the world, here is your holy grail "
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@JacDG said:
" I LIKE THAT THE "POSTED BY" THINGY IS BEING WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS "
I KNOW RIGHT
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As with the first game, the art and tone turns me right the hell off. 
I don't know if it makes things better or worse knowing that there is no doubt some 14 year old "goth" out there, thinking this is all very edgy and cool.  
 
Are the kids still in to goth these days? It's been at least 10 years since I was in high school. 

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@HorseMeatRider said:
" 15 year old emo kids of the world, here is your holy grail "
Now that's funny.
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@homer4hire247 said:
" is it just me or does that secound sword the pick up look likes clouds sword from ff7? "
it's totally not, dude! they said it was just something that controls clouds and NOTHING ELSE.
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Never understand what people see in this. I just felt mashy and cheap enemies with the first one.

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Edited By Doog

It appears iffenhaus doesn't mean anything... but Affenhaus means "monkey house".... so maybe another way of saying "crazy house" as in insane asylum??

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The gameplay looks OK. 
 
Everything else about it seems like it was thought up by a 14 year old Naruto fan.

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@homer4hire247 said:
" is it just me or does that secound sword the pick up look likes clouds sword from ff7? "
IT HARNESS ITS POWER FROM THE CLOUDS! NOTHING ELSE!
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Definetly getting the message, the crew are pulling it together here. Thats good, and thankyou. from the sound of some of the posts, i'll get out my bright green plastic razor blade I wear around my neck and watch this. 
 
Kitty! 
 
The bird keeps trying to sit on the (ladies?) hat. IDK, I kind of like this game in concept, having now watched through the QL.
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Chainsaw arm girl seemed way cooler when she was just offing dudes with her bare hands, and then she got a sword and things got less interesting.  Still, the gameplay looks like it could be pretty entertaining.

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Cloud Sword harnesses the power of clouds and HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING ELSE.
 
This game is too violent for me but I can see others perhaps liking it.

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I'm digging the insane killer aspect of the story. I wish there were more games that used it (ie Killer 7).

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I feel like I played a game on Newgrounds that was exactly like this.

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It is making my eyeballs sore.

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How can a game that is so full of gore and (supposedly) action seem so BORING?

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@Lemoncookie01 said:

" I really don't like this games artstyle. "

 The special edition comes with a collection of production art scribbled on random pages of a middle school notebook.
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@HorseMeatRider said:
" 15 year old emo kids of the world, here is your holy grail "
Yeah, I get a real emo vibe from these games...which makes me absolutely not want to play them.
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@Ryan's question: it seems it's either a spelling error or an intentional spin on the word "Irrenhaus" which translates to mental asylum.

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@Chaser324 said:
" @HorseMeatRider said:
" 15 year old emo kids of the world, here is your holy grail "
Yeah, I get a real emo vibe from these games...which makes me absolutely not want to play them. "
Wow. How dumb.
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This game looks weird... but fun. I enjoy a good beat em up.  
 
However, the lack of ska in the game is disappointing. 

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Don't want to be dropping memes, but MAN do a lot of the examples of Optimistic Indie Dev speaks true to this game.

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I like the artstyle, but the gameplay seems really repetitive...

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Edited By Castiel

This looks quite boring to be honest. The art style looks like something an emo kid would have made and then posted it on Newgrounds.com. In other words I could just go to newgrounds and find some shitty ass emokidpunkbrat shit game and play that instead... but I won't. In fact I won't play either.

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Edited By Undeadpool

Emo: The New Buzzword For Geeks Who Don't Like Something, But Can't Define Why.