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Quick Look: The Sims Medieval

Ryan and his subjects get downright antediluvian on fools in this peculiar franchise divergence.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Mar. 29 2011

Cast: Jeff, Ryan, Vinny

Posted by: Drew

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The Sims Medieval

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Say whaaaaaat!

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I'm guessing the medieval time period will go all the way up to the Renaissance and beyond, past Alpha Centauri space colony simulations, all in the span of countless expansions and DLCs. 

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I saw a TV commercial for this and ended up wondering what the heck it is... and this quick look barely helped. I still have no idea what this game is supposed to be! It's like The Sims, except without everything I remember from The Sims...

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@MordeaniisChaos said:

" @SmotPoker said:

" @Old_Corncob said:

"  antediluvian means "before the flood" and refers to the period in history before the biblical flood that Noah built an arch for. I guess playin' vidya games doesn't necessarily give you a good vocabulary, but it does buy you a house in Tahoe, so you go cry all the way to the bank, Drewbert. "

You do know that antediluvian has more than one definition, right?  Antediluvian: very old, old-fashioned, or out of date; antiquated; primitive: antediluvian ideas. -dictionary.com "
Technically, that isn't a definition of the original word, it's just a generalization of the term to be applied to a broad range of subjects. He was right about it's true definition. There are many words that are used this way. It means something specific, but is used as a generalization of traits of the true definition. 
 

ante-

  1. Prior to in time.
  2.   In front of in space.   
diluvian- 
  1.      Of, relating to, or produced by a flood
 
Just because a word is USED in a particular way, that does not mean it is a strict definition.
"
Technically, it is a definition when citing the Oxford English Dictionary. I'm not here to argue the semantics of its "true definition". I know its original definition, but as lordofultima has pointed out, the word has come to take a new meaning. I only wanted to provide context as to why it was used in the caption.
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maybe that's why he's a hero king xD.

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They could not have made that king look more like Jeff if they scanned his face in to the game.

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I wish I had watched this before I played the game, it's always kind of irritating to watch someone else get tutorialized while you already know what's going on. 
 
Great game though, later on it gets crazy when you have multiple people in your party. Even the first big quest where you have to become allies with the Crab Bandit is pretty funny.

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@sofacitysweetheart said:
" SLEEEEEP!  
 
Having never played a Sims game in my life, this looks confusing and weird. Are all Sims games like this? Drowned in their own menial, yet text heavy concepts?
 
@TurboMan said:
" <> "
No matter where this appears, it never fails to look like the most obnoxious spam. Well done. "
 Absolutely nothing like this spin-off garbage. 
 
You haven't lived until you've played a Sims game. A real one that is, not this trash.
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Their character kinda reminds me of a fatter Tim Heidecker, especially with the combed-back hair.

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Game looked kinda cool.  Crazy weird but I am very interested.  It does kinda feel like some text based adventure.

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@MordeaniisChaos said:
" @SmotPoker said:

" @Old_Corncob said:

"  antediluvian means "before the flood" and refers to the period in history before the biblical flood that Noah built an arch for. I guess playin' vidya games doesn't necessarily give you a good vocabulary, but it does buy you a house in Tahoe, so you go cry all the way to the bank, Drewbert. "

You do know that antediluvian has more than one definition, right?  Antediluvian: very old, old-fashioned, or out of date; antiquated; primitive: antediluvian ideas. -dictionary.com "
Technically, that isn't a definition of the original word, it's just a generalization of the term to be applied to a broad range of subjects. He was right about it's true definition. There are many words that are used this way. It means something specific, but is used as a generalization of traits of the true definition. 
 

ante-

  1. Prior to in time.
  2.   In front of in space.   
diluvian- 
  1.      Of, relating to, or produced by a flood
 
Just because a word is USED in a particular way, that does not mean it is a strict definition.
"
Actually, considering that, in our modern times, we use the phrase "get medieval", the phrase "get antediluvian" would be an appropriate play-on-words, considering they are in Medieval times. What is the "medieval times" of Medieval times? Antedivulian.
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Its good to be the king.

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This game is great

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Funniest QL in a while.
Game looks sort of pointless. If there's no house building and furnishing in a Sims product I don't care, sInce that's all those games have ever been to me.

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@elko84 said:
" This game is great "
Yeah, it's totally great. I wish that it was on Steam though. Had to grab it off the Amazon digital download service.
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this looks awful. lol

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I haven't been this bored in a while. Pretty refreshing.

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You can always expect great, funny, interesting quicklooks when Jeff, Ryan AND Vinny team up!

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@Old_Corncob said:
"  antediluvian means "before the flood" and refers to the period in history before the biblical flood that Noah built an arch for. I guess playin' vidya games doesn't necessarily give you a good vocabulary, but it does buy you a house in Tahoe, so you go cry all the way to the bank, Drewbert. "
*insert Picard facepalm here*
 
We use "to get medieval" nowadays. "to get antedluvian" = medieval synonym of a modern day term. How could you NOT get that?
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I'm less than a minute into this video, but I swear if this is anything like A Kingdom for/A World of Keflings, I'll be all over it. 

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Well, it looks weird, but at least they finally tried to put a game into The Sims.

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Female kings. Only in Sims.

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THIS WOULD MAKE FOR SUCH A FUNZY ER!!!!!

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WELL OBVIOUSLY THERE IS A WIZARD IN THE SIMS MEDIEVAL 
SO HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE AND HIDE YO HUSBANDS 
COS HE ZAPPIN' EVERYBODY OUT THERE

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Monrovia is the capital of Liberia named for President James Monroe, the first capital of another country named after a US President. 

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Gawd...that Kingdom name. FETUS....ewwwwwwwwww.  
 
Not necc the game itself, but I enjoy watching this much more than wrestling. But I'se old. 
 
 edit,   well...odd game.
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This is the first time I've ever heard of this game. 

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Holly shit, they're actually charging $50 for this??

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I'm not gonna lie, that whole entire thing seemed great.

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For those who've purchased it, does it come with the dreaded DRM from Sims 3 and Spore? 
The game itself looks much better than I though it would be. Might pick it up....

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The King they ended up with looks like The Burger King.

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Ctrl+F "yo dawg"
... Really? I guess I'll have to do it, then.
 
YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE LESSONS SO WE PUT A LESSON IN YO LESSON SO YOU CAN LEARN WHILE YOU LEARN

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@Tearhead said:
" Holly shit, they're actually charging $50 for this?? "
I know, fucked up ain't it.
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I think this QL should of happened with the cameras off before they did this QL. 

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I approve of the Kingdom of Fetus!

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love medieval times, might get this

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The Sims Medieval is absolutely crazy. This was a great Quick Look, but I'm not sure about the game itself.

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Wow... This game got horribly misrepresented in this quick look.. they didn't even get past the tutorial.. 
 
I think this is one of those cases where one of them should have played the game before, so they had an idea what it is...  I've played it for about 10 hours and i love it even though i didn't like Sims 3..
 
Medieval is nothing like The Sims 3, and people going in, thinking it is, is going to be confused as hell.. 
 It's an adventure game!

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@ThatFrood said:
" @MordeaniisChaos said:
" @SmotPoker said:

" @Old_Corncob said:

"  antediluvian means "before the flood" and refers to the period in history before the biblical flood that Noah built an arch for. I guess playin' vidya games doesn't necessarily give you a good vocabulary, but it does buy you a house in Tahoe, so you go cry all the way to the bank, Drewbert. "

You do know that antediluvian has more than one definition, right?  Antediluvian: very old, old-fashioned, or out of date; antiquated; primitive: antediluvian ideas. -dictionary.com "
Technically, that isn't a definition of the original word, it's just a generalization of the term to be applied to a broad range of subjects. He was right about it's true definition. There are many words that are used this way. It means something specific, but is used as a generalization of traits of the true definition. 
 

ante-

  1. Prior to in time.
  2.   In front of in space.   
diluvian- 
  1.      Of, relating to, or produced by a flood
 
Just because a word is USED in a particular way, that does not mean it is a strict definition.
"
Actually, considering that, in our modern times, we use the phrase "get medieval", the phrase "get antediluvian" would be an appropriate play-on-words, considering they are in Medieval times. What is the "medieval times" of Medieval times? Antedivulian. "
in which  period in history before the biblical flood did Noah build an arch,
and what did it lead to?
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I'm a wizard, and I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TOWER YET. 
 
Anyways, that QL was boring as shit. I honestly found it more amusing to sit there for 40 minutes and watch the dude die in the Sims 3 QL they did. But then again, I'm tired right now, so it's not exactly like I'm in the best position to watch this. 
 
Anyways, this looks like it's pretty much just a text adventure with a GUI.

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@example1013 said:
" I'm a wizard, and I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TOWER YET.  Anyways, that QL was boring as shit. I honestly found it more amusing to sit there for 40 minutes and watch the dude die in the Sims 3 QL they did. But then again, I'm tired right now, so it's not exactly like I'm in the best position to watch this.  Anyways, this looks like it's pretty much just a text adventure with a GUI. "
It's not. They just didn't read anything as per the usual quick look style and had no idea what to do. The tutorial takes maybe 10 minutes, then you go on to doing actual things.
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I agree with Jeff, if you're gonna have everything the characters say appear in text boxes drop the Simlish and start recording real dialog instead.

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I could get behind this game. Now if only $50 came falling from the sky.

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This is the most interested I've been in a Sims game in, like, 50-60 releases. I think I will try it.

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'Every day's great at your J-Zone.'?

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Anyone else see a skull on the door in the middle upstairs?

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taken as a whole the sims series is one of the best pc games imho, second only to wow.

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@detectivepbert said:
"

taken as a whole the sims series is one of the best pc games imho, second only to wow.

"
I respect your opinion but completely and utterly disagree, on both accounts.
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The Sims 3 quick look was much better. There should be a warning here that there is no, "delete all the doors, trap some fools, and watch them die" through-line for this Quick Look:) 
 
I think I'll go check out the QL for the Sims 3 again, come to think of it!