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The Very Online Show 15: The Crapp Store

The Very Online Show crew dives deep into how app stores are drowning in plagiarized games and scam apps!!

Tamoor Hussain and Lucy James are very online. Jeff Bakalar is only sorta online.

Jan. 21 2022

Cast: JERF

Posted by: Jess

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Edited By cyberspacecat

Is there no video version up? I only see "download" as an option.

Edit: Fixed!

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Videos always come soon after

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it takes a bit. This happened the other day. Either it's pending the upload or the CMS isn't set correctly.

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dang, was planning to watch as soon as it went live. Oh well, I’ll check back in a couple days.

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@tomydingo: hours mostly likely. it happened with Albummer, a few hours later it worked.

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Cool! 😎

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voidburger  Staff

Sorry for the delay on the video version of this! Our backend stuff has been being a little wonky lately. Should be fixed now!

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Apple also sued Corellium after Corellium rejected Apple's offer to buy them.

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Love Jess's edits at the end of the episode, so funny

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Edited By Mechanism

For a long time now I've had this image of app stores as massive swirling cesspools with a couple tiny gems hidden inside, yet so many people love it and spend so much money on the worst crap. It makes me feel like maybe I'm some cynical weirdo who just isn't seeing something.

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lol, thank you for that ending edit, Jess

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Even GDQ isnt as wholesome as people think although a lot of progress has been made. Still a lot of gross stuff you hear about on occasion, it just never really gets talked about to regularly because speedrunning is so niche and people really only talk about it a lot once or twice a year.

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Amazing end, Jess~

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Haha that ending was great

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Great job with editing!!!

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Superb editing at the end there. Magnifique.

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Hussain in the membrane.

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Thanks so much!

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Edited By mellotronrules

love this show so much

tam⭐

lucy⭐

jess⭐

jerf⭐

GOLD STARS FOR EVERYONE.

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@voidburger: if by "backend" you mean the added snippet at the end... totally worth it, great job :D

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Jess, anyone ever tell you you're the best? Thanks y'all!

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Great episode!, and that ending haha

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Dat ending

Jeff's got that apple branded buuutt~

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Great episode overall, with some great life lessons! That ending though. Absolute perfection.

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oh damn that ending is too good

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Zack just 'This you?'-ing themselves with the copycats tweet

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What is that song at the end of the video?

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When's the episode on Zach Braff due? That guy always seemed super shady, like any Zach, and the internet people must have plenty of dirt on him.

The Wordle puzzle screen in the beginning must have been from the day PROXY was the solution.

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@rivalchild:

The Moon Theme from DuckTales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA

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Edited By SethMode

Lucy's stomach gurgle was so perfectly timed I cracked up as I myself was saying "oh brother" out loud while she was reading that thing. This continues to be my favorite GB semi-regular feature.

This Zack/Zach dude seems like a real piece of shit.

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This is the best show on the site.

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That ending bit was pure comedic gold.

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Cool! 😎

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I guess this is a good time to share this - https://open.spotify.com/track/1TFQXgqFngpoKc8czwbGG5?si=f0dd831243ac4c8d

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I feel like Wordle was a test of seeing if everyone could be cool about a silly little thing, and boy could some people not be at all cool about it. It felt like a fun 90's-Internet type thing you could enjoy with some friends, and then some current-Internet assholes tried their best to ruin it. That guy's dickish "shoutout to the creator" probably says all you need to know about him.

(Also holy crap that outro)

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Don't hate the player, hate the game.

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Jesus, that's some good editing right thurr. end had me in tears hahahahahaha

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That ending! Continue to love this show and your editing @voidburger!

Now to spend an afternoon rocking out to covers of the moon theme.

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That ending, wow. That was hilarious!

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Great episode, all, and superlative editing by Voidburger.

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All these damn Zachs giving the rest of us Zachs a bad name! T_T

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This episode was made for me. I'm reclaiming "To the fucking moon" in the name of duck tales.

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As usual this is such a good show!