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Thirteen Deadly Sims: Episode 06

Mar. 28th 2018

Dan may love soda now, but soon he shall love another drink... BLOOD!

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Thirteen Deadly Sims

1 Seasons • 11 Episodes

Abby acts as the Grim Reaper as she begins her journey through killing each of her coworkers in the Sims 4.

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So happy this is up now. Damn you, snow!

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Patrick Hot Dog Suit: Approved

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That's disappointing to hear that Con Air didn't hold up. I've never seen it and saw a little bit of it on TV once and thought it looked good and saved it for Film and 40s. Maybe I'll enjoy it if I haven't seen it before.

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It's a shame Vindog wasn't there to see this... thing

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1 hour and 50 minutes!! My wife is going to be so happy when we watch this tonight. No more snow NYC!

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Woohoo, it's murder time! Can't wait to dive in!

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This was a pretty great episode :)

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Poor Dan. Wait until the smell of NOLA hits him.

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"I would trust anybody that owns a laser to do my eyes" -Dan Ryckert

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You're fucking a Drew in my puke bush- Dan Ryckert, March 28th, 2018.

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"I would trust anybody that owns a laser to do my eyes" -Dan Ryckert

My first thought was "Well Jeff owns a laser...."

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So Alex is gonna get Death by Snu-Snu

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We could all do worse than Drew.

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Dan's unexpected vampire romance is heartwarming

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gottdamitdan. they guy with the pins in his head? you might as well watch Poultrygeist.

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I would pay for Dan to go blind.

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Aanndd I just watched a video of LASIK surgery and I have so much regret. Thanks Dan ;_;

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I'm fully on-board with Abby's absolute disdain for wrestling!

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No Vinny? No watch!

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Once when I was a child I had the opposite of a teeth falling out dream - I dreamed that I sucking on a tic-tac that lasted forever, but it was actually a tooth that had fallen out in the middle of my sleep.

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Jeez. I know somebody who lost most of their vision because of a poor LASIK job.... so good luck with "Doctor Laser", Dan! Glasses aren't that bad!

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Abby, wearing glasses is pretty bad. I can't see anything without them, they're uncomfortable to wear all day long, and I have to wash them multiple times a day.

If Alex does end up dying while fucking Drew, I may die from laughter.

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Edited By buzz_clik  Moderator • 

Bram Stroker.

(Really, though, don't click on that link.)

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So happy I caught this one live. What a great episode!

Does Drew know about this yet?

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Abby, wearing glasses is pretty bad. I can't see anything without them, they're uncomfortable to wear all day long, and I have to wash them multiple times a day.

If Alex does end up dying while fucking Drew, I may die from laughter.

Not to mention the other small cool things about glasses like not being able to wear sunglasses in the summer so you either have to wear hats all the time, or get a second pair of prescription glasses made that are sunglasses OR get those horrible auto tinting glasses.

In the winter time entering any indoor area after being outside causes them to fog up which is great.

Putting on 3D glasses in movie theaters is a pain.

Sports are a bit of a pain.

Glasses are a pain.

But hey Alex on the upside, you do get used to it.

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That Drew is married to Drew!

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@manbot47: Someone in the live chat made this joke, so I can't take credit for it, but...

Death by Dru-Dru

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They should really put all these magnificent paintings on the outside wall so we can actually see them.

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I was hoping this was going to be the screencap but I already saved it for myself so I'm happy. Vinny and Rorie look adorable!

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The "haunted" Toys"R"Us in Sunnyvale is still around. Currently having its going out of business sale though.

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I'm able to dream lucidly when I'm aware I don't have any pressing matters to attend to, so it's usually on weekends. I keep my eyes closed and stay perfectly still when I wake up, so I never move from my "sleep position" and then I just think really hard about getting out of bed and going about my morning routine. At some point during this morning routine my brain will notice something weird and it triggers a reaction like, "Oh yeah! I'm totally in bed right now. I just do anything!"

Like Dan said, it's just a matter of being able to recognize certain cues with a degree of familiarity. Inevitably my dream routine will be out of whack somehow compared to my real life waking routine, and that's enough to get me going.

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This was one of the best episodes. There was something incredible happening every five minutes.

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"You're fucking A Drew in my barf bush." is A+

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This episode went some places once Alex's name was drawn.

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Bakalar pissed in the love room and nobody noticed!

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Stupid Dan got me hooked on Taco Bell :/
But those nacho fries are actual garbage.

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Jan eats some poison fish, ok. Brad over exposes himself to a sauna, sure. Jason laughs himself to death, hey alright that's neat. Ben and Dan's deaths both seem fun.... But Alex turning into an old man then fucking a Drew clone in a barf bush until he DIES is the REASON this series is good.

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@humanity: But when something fucked up happens you get to dramatically remove them slowly and say "My God". That's got to be worth something.