Unfinished: Beast Battle Simulator 08/23/2017

This totally reminds me of playing around with the Warcraft 3 map editor years ago, pitting random groups of units against each other and trying to tweak it so that the losing team has a chance each time.

Well this is just a treat, and I can see them adding additional animals and additional weaponry for more dumb fun.

Vinny with "Didn't you write this book?' made me lose it.

I think they made this game with Dan in mind.

I think I would play this game for five minutes. Well, maybe an hour.

Unfinished means unfinished, so perhaps a wee bit more than one hour once the framerate is fixed?

The true beast battle will be when Dan tries to make this the unfinished game of the year over pubg

Y'all remember Dino Riders?

Dino Riders Episode 1: The Adventure Begins

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Frontrunner for Paul Ryckert QL Extravaganza 2018.

Beautiful. All of this.

Why do we have to simulate it? Let's just have a beast battle!

@xenolon said:

Y'all remember Dino Riders?

Dino Riders Episode 1: The Adventure Begins

It is one of the GREATEST mysteries in my life how this didn't become the Next Big Thing. Dinosaurs with laser armor. Space aliens. Boring goodguys. HOW IS THIS NOT A THING MICHAEL BAY IS DIRECTING THE REBOOT OF!?

I don't see myself ever buying one of these battle sim games, but damn if I won't watch the shit out of any GB quicklook of them. That was glorious.

I laughed so hard, I may have peed a little. I wouldn't be opposed to even a little more of this.

"Let them fight"

This. Is. AMAZING.

Oh man I am so gonna buy this

Don't mess w/Pigs "armed to the teeth".

I love Dan Ryckert when he's having a stupidly good time. And Vinny is the perfect wing man as ever.

There's some incredibly endearing about these types of trash video games, when controlled by the right people.

GOTY

Early access was worth it

T-Rex: It's smoky bacon tonight!

It's no cadillacs and dinosaurs.

Sometimes garbage can be beautiful.

*wipes away a single tear*

lol, this game seems pretty good I hope they actually develop this into something.

I feel like I clicked a "be stupid to get more subscribers" youtube channel. Can I get a Jeff Gerstmann "reaction" video for this, that would make me feel less alienated I think. Or an F1 2017 Quick Look, not happening, right?? *sigh* I miss Drew.

Dinoriders? Is that you?

You expect Vinny Caravella and Dan Ryckert of GIANT BOMB to not indulge in silliness, creativity, and chaos when put within arms reach of such?

And that's how the dinosaurs went extinct.

This is art.

@vinny: Datsun is a car manufacturer. You're probably thinking of Dachshund.

Also, holy shit, is this game an awful, badly optimized mess of a cash grab. I'm sad that this video will probably sell at least one copy.

Now I really badly want a GBE Playdate of Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator.

Well if they want they certainly have enough "Best of Giant Bomb" clips for the next 3 months.

That was tear jerking. Loved it.

SOLD!

I'm just sitting here mad cause half the dinosaurs have (semi) correct names and the others just have what 4-year old me called them...

Watched this on break at work. Had to try to contain my laughing because everyone was staring at me. I don't think I've ever laughed at an Unfinished/Quick Look this hard before holy shit.

Love the spy stegosaurus LOL. It's like watching Vinny play action figures with his kids which is awesome.

I really hope these made for twitch games are a fad.

I think they are funny and some fun can be had, but man...

There's value in a funny concept and a fun time, but I'd have way more respect if they took this concept, didn't change a thing about the design, but made it half competently.

The fact it isn't, makes me think it's just shitheads out for a quick buck and charging $8 that isn't well made is pretty lame.

Yeah, pretty sure that's how mammals and birds won evolution versus the dinosaurs.

Vinny bringing back the classics with "Whip Select"

lol

What a season, what a bloody rippin' season

Instant classic.

Giant Bomb at its finest right here :D

That was beautiful <3

prior to seeing this I so the Jurassic Park Tweet of this.

This QL didn't disappoint LOL

Air Force Gator?

Now I want to see a full two hour stream of these guys coming up with scenarios for this ridiculous game.