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Unprofessional Fridays: 01/13/2017

Drew plays with himself, Brad plays with people, Jason plays with bullets, and Mary plays with delinquents.

The end of the week is here! You made it! Let's sit back, relax, and close the week out in style with some video games.

Jan. 13 2017

Cast: Brad, Drew, Matt, Jason

Posted by: Jason

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So unprofesh.

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Mary is the best. Great crew with great energy and they all look good too. I had fun watching this one.

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Mary saved UPF.

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Can Mary just move to Giant Bomb already?

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Right on time

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Rorie is awesome! He's always himself. Didn't think this UPF would be as good without Jeff (and Dan), but it was great! Was pleasantly surprised to see Mary on, too.

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Primo Kish

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@lopol1233: Yes please, where do we sign up for this to happen?

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@njrom said:

I wish I liked Rory.

I prefer Rorie.

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Ha, 3 minutes in and Rorie's being Rorie (a good thing!)

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@njrom: I guess opinion, but Rorie is dabomb.com/videogamez

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yay Mary

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KISH!!!

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Outrage and beyond outrage are pretty great

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Friday the 13th is the birth of Dark Rorie

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I looked at this and it took me about 5 minutes before realize that THIS is the literally team on the west coast (besides the fact Jeff is gone.) At least a new GiantBomb personality is something I can look forward to in 2017.

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There needs to be a "Mary Status Confirmed" NASA GIF.

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Drew agonized over making that pun only to have nobody react to it when he finally unleashed it. I stand with Drew and dumb puns.

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Just catching this, but @drewbert - you should DEFINITELY play the Yakuza games. Now is the best time to get in, with Yakuza 0 (prequel to the series, as guessed) out in a couple of weeks, and Kiwami (remake of Yakuza 1) out in the summer. I can see a great feature where you and Jeff sit down and play them all, but even if not, highly recommended.

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@praried0g: Those are exactly my sentiments also. I like everyone the same but Rorie does seem to be very natural on camera and has a fun personality.

Also I know that he has the "here comes a special boy" avatar on Twitter so thats a huge plus for me.

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Rorie is the Harbinger of Death today!

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There needs to be a "Mary Status Confirmed" NASA GIF.

Indeed.

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That game @rorie mentioned is called Tachyon: The Fringe. It was a space dogfighting game and it was a ton of fun with some really beautiful graphics and a story that branches depending on who you side with after a certain mission.

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Rorie is a delight when you're in the mood. The mood... for Rorie.

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Going to feel like a real dick for saying this: Jason, please stop with all the mouth noises.

Well, I've become that guy. Criticising people on the internet over nothing. I'm sorry. :(

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Rorie is the best.

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Hot tip: if you're on Android, turn on fingerpresses in the developer options - I assume it'll also show where you're hitting on the video output as well.

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Drew agonized over making that pun only to have nobody react to it when he finally unleashed it. I stand with Drew and dumb puns.

I do as well.

@drewbert, my girlfriend and I caught that pun! We laughed! You are noticed, my friend!

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@rpjeff: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Rorie.

Oh man, Drew playing the Yakuza-games would be the greatest thing to watch.

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Mary!

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Only 02:45 into this one and Rorie is AN AMAZING HOST.

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Yay, Mary's here!

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Rories taste in music is superb!

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definitely the most boring group of games collected on a single UPF by a wide margin. at least rorie and mary were there!

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This UPF was sooo comfy. Just like a bowl of ramen on a rainy day. Kish is the best! Definitely want to see more yakuza content on the site. also, RORIE! stop killing people!

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Yakuzdrew... we need a new metal gear scalon like

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Back alley doctors for the Win !

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@dizzyhippos:

And with new Yakuza games coming out in rather short order in the West, maybe this is a good time.

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Matt Rorie: I'm gonna talk to the doctor, the last one didn't work out.

Mary By God Kish: Yeah he was all like "fix your life."

AMAZING

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Yakuzdrew... we need a new metal gear scalon like

Dan and Alex have already called dibs on playing Yakuza

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Mary Kish and Rorie? aka the best people ever? this gon b good

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Just steal Mary and hire her Jeff, they owe you one, she rocks!

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I wish Mary could just move to GB full time but I know that can't happen being as she's already at Gamespot, boo :(