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Unprofessional Fridays: 09/19/2014

Drew's a stunt driver, Dan's a professional DOTA player, and lots of other fibs are uttered on today's show.

The end of the week is here! You made it! Let's sit back, relax, and close the week out in style with some video games.

Sep. 19 2014

Cast: Brad, Danny, Drew, Matt, Alexis, Dan

Posted by: Jason

333 Comments

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Niiiiiice!

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What is this magic!?

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Time to unwind with some fibs!

What an intro...!

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yes report earthshaker please

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hahaha oh dan

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Just give me the time to when Dan starts playing DOTA

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Dammit, Dan! This is UPF, not Daily DOTA! Even ironically playing DOTA is playing DOTA

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I feel like Drew would make a good Bond villain

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Sonic Youth have their Jim o Rourke, Animal Collective have their Noah Lennox and now Giant Bomb have their Dan.

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Yay! Rorie's back and Danny is there!

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Holy shit, I remember playing Extreme G 2 as a kid on the PC. I had no clue what it's name was, I just remember that it was rad as hell. This was also a blast from the past for me.

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yes drew! i love rush 2.

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I was so hoping that Dan would use Metal Gear as the name for the code name for the microwave...though I do believe he was probably the one who entered Darpa, I wish he confirmed it by asking drew if he caught it

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Please stop playing DOTA. I don't want to watch you guys play DOTA. No one does.

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Yes, it's definitely the app's fault when, out of six people, including someone who isn't even in the room, you're the only one who can't get in the game. It's completely impossible that it was because you only looked at your phone for a combined 3 seconds before the game started, and didn't actually make sure you got in the game. Hell, Dan's phone went into sleep mode, and he figured that out, and that's DAN.

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The recommended videos at 48:04 speaks a lot about what that computer is used for.

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@bagsquad said:

Please stop playing DOTA. I don't want to watch you guys play DOTA. No one does.

I do, in fact, I want more DOTA content from Brad.

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I feel like Jeff is only in about half of these. Is that a thing now?

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"Whaz ma name!?"

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oh god, Dan playing Dota. I'm dying.

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Thank you Rorie, for going all linguist-nerd over "a capella"! Loving it! :-)

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Next week, Dan will grief a Minecraft server

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Playing Dota was the cruelest thing Dan could've done to Brad.

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50:30 for Dan playing DOTA 2 because I know that's what everyone wants.

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New Premium Feature: Dan plays MP games until he gets banned or reported.

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This must be Unprofessional, because starting off you see that Dan has another whisky & coke. That poor whisky. :(

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Fridge cam!

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Dan playing DOTA was both hilarious and simultaneously boring. I will never understand MOBAs.

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Ryckert you magnificent son of a bitch.

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"Its just a stupid word"

Word.

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Why are they in there?!

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Wow, no kidding. That moon video is great!

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Speedy Weenie
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Brad gets real feisty when he's drinking.

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oh wow, Dan playing Dota in front of Brad might be one of my favorite features. I hope that is a new Daily Dota. Brad is just seething, wants to get in there as much as those people wanted Dan out.

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I was sad how "nice" people were in that Dota 2 game. I was hoping if Dan was going to be a dick in a game, he'd actually set a few people off.

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I've never really had an opinion on DOTA, but now that I've noticed it says you "pwned" someone whenever a kill occurs, I now fucking hate this game.

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Maybe it goes against the spirit of "Unprofessional Friday", but you'd think they'd understand the rules of the game if they'd shut the fuck up for a second to let Cookie talk.

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Ohhhh shit, that's a Braid shirt. I've recently been introduced to them and haven't listened to anything else since. Kudos.

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Watching Dan actively troll people trying to play Dota just to spite Brad was really uncomfortable to watch. I may was well been watching griefers on youtube. Wasting your own time in the name of comedy is fine, but to ruin their game in the process was maddening to watch. They were super polite all things considered anyway, disproving Dan's point that the community is filled with assholes.

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@bagsquad said:

Please stop playing DOTA. I don't want to watch you guys play DOTA. No one does.

I don't especially like Dota, but don't speak for an entire community of people with vague sweeping statements..

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Holy shit Rorie loves dogs, it's awesome.

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Ah, crap, there's DOTA in this one!

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dota is a terrible game for terrible people

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Watching Dan grief was just painful. I played a few League games where I was paired with griefers and it is the worst. I felt so bad for the people Dan was paired with.

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As much as Dan was trying to be a douche, his team was actually pretty cool considering...

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Dan continues to be the most infuriating person in the world while having the most fun out of everybody.