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Reviews: Wii Sports Resort Video Review

Wii Sports returns to the Wii to share a few new tropical tricks.

Giant Bomb delivers the final word on video games in podcast form.

Jul. 25 2009

Posted by: Vinny

In This Episode:

Wii Sports Resort

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Edited By HeavyMental

my wii is not in a drawer ... been having a lot of free time lately, been thinking about playing some virtual console titles ... but ... nah

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Edited By bigdaddyjack21

And that ladies and gents is why Gerstmann is the best at what he does 

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The trolling stops here.
 
You've all been warned.

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i don't play the wii that much... okay i dont play my wii at all, but this... Miiiight just make me start it up again, swordfighting and archery look like alot of fun.

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Screw it. I must get WII Sports Resort.

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Was wondering when I'd next see/hear 'sullen misanthrope' after reading Jeff's written review lol

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Edited By eclipsesis

wheres the gore man lol. Wii sports is fine as it is i throughly enjoy the game

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I would seriously give it 3 stars, 4 if I felt generous after playing all Friday and today with other people. It's just "meh".

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@ashbash159 said:
" I would seriously give it 3 stars, 4 if I felt generous after playing all Friday and today with other people. It's just "meh". "
It's not even out yet.
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Is it just me or does it seem like Jeff may be going back to how he used to review games (i.e. early work at GameSpot). Ever since the Bionic Commando video review I've felt like his voice has been more of reading a straight forward script rather than actually talking to the viewer. Don'f flame me on this guys, I just wanted to note it and see if anybody else agrees. I still love (and always have loved) Jeff reviews, but just thought I'd note.

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5 stars? Hmhmrmrhm... I don't agree. But that's because it's too simple to be of any fun. For me.

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wow best review on this site i think.  Great review.

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worth buying a wii for?

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I so wish I had a Wii for this.  It looks so damn fun.

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@systech: It is out in the UK
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new york is having a huge event for this game.....I'll probably stop by    
@Tovan51 said:

" @JammyJesus said:
" I seriously feel that giving this game 5 stars is asking a bit much. "
Why? Because it's fun? This is the kind of thinking that holds games back. Just because it's not your "run of the mill" game doesn't mean it doesn't deserve 5 stars. Wii Sports is the kind of game that prides itself in being goofy, charming fun, which a lot of other games cannot get right. Succeeding in making a game like this hold your attention long enough, and on top of that working well, should be grounds enough for a good score. "
Giving this game 5 stars is asking a bit much??????......Dude, I totally disagree
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Edited By Trilogy

Sword fighting and archery look pretty cool but its still not enough for me to pick up a wii. This seems like something i'll play at a friends house for 10 minutes or so and be happy with.

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I'm still angry at my wii. I bought it at launch and haven't played it since about then..

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im thinkin of buying a wii. are they 50 bucks yet?

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ugh, it's not even out yet here...

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@systech: I live in the UK, where it was released on the 24th.
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Goodreview Mr. G.

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I agree with the person who said that if Jeff gave this game 5 stars, with his well known anger at the Wii catering to people not like him, then every Wii owner should buy this game.  Since I don't have one, I won't be picking it up but if a friend has it at school, I will definitely play it because it sounds interesting enough for me.

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Not realy a game

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Standard Definition in 2009? boulderdash. when the fack is Wii HD commin out?

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Edited By Claude

Ashely called from Gamestop! I'm picking it up tomorrow.

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Edited By Shaanyboi
@AndrewB: Red Steel 2 is exclusively using it, as is the next Legend of Zelda.  They can't be played without it.

NHL 2K10 is using it, and I know that The Grinder intends on using it too.  I think Gladiator A.D. as well, but not sure about that.
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@Shaanyboi: Yeah, but, personally, mind you, I'm not the least interested in Red Steel 2, the next Legend of Zelda (assuming it is going to be like Twilight Princess over Wind Waker, with tacked on motion controls), NHL 2K, I'm not too conecerned with, because I personally don't feel too enthused over hockey, and the other games I don't know enough about to be anywhere near excited. I'm fully admitting that this is a personal issue, but on that personal level, I'm not interested in any Wii game that I know of that uses Wii Motion Plus, that I know of.
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@phlegms said:
" I'm still angry at my wii. I bought it at launch and haven't played it since about then.. "
Maybe it's time to kiss and make up.  You can go pick up an excellent game or fifteen and rediscover each other.  Question: have you left it plugged in the whole time?  Your Mii Parade must be the population of Australia by now!

@BrokenPoem said:
"I've felt like his voice has been more of reading a straight forward script rather than actually talking to the viewer.  "
They put a lot of effort into writing reviews, and if the review reads well out loud, that's all the more quickly a video review can be made.  Which we all want more of.
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"Jeff's a 360 fanboy that hates Nintendohhhhhhh!.... wait...   what...?   5/5 for WSR?...   Ummm.    Fuck.    I'll shut up now."  

Is what all those people who were commenting on the Conduit review are, or should be, saying right now.

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Yea, this still looks like shit.

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Edited By EnchantedEcho

This game is great, I have been playing it for the past two days non-stop and I love it.
And people who say that "it is asking too much to be a five star game" seriously just shut up.
Why the hell do you play games in the first place? Err, maybe to be entertained or to have 'fun' ?
This game deserves 5 stars just as much as Killzone 2 or Metal Gear Solid 4.

Alos, Jeff great review, you did what many other reviewers failed to do, you put yourself in the context of what the game was designed for and reviewed it. You werent looking for "Narrative Trappings" or any of that other shit.

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Awwww, the puppy was cute.

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 @Renegade said:
Bitter much? The idea isn't to replicate realism perfectly, its to *gasp* have fun! I know, it sounds crazy, but these games are fun, and most people still go back to Wii sports to this day, so I doubt it will be any different with this. "
These games are fun for around 10 minutes and even then, they're as much fun as playing with the Power Glove.  Sorry, but I didn't drink Nintendo's Kool-Aid, even though I grew up with the Famicom, owned the SNES and then bought the Gamecube, while in college.  I WAS rooting for Nintendo during the PS2 era.  Wii is just a scam.
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Man I love Jeff's reviews.  He always tells it how it is.

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@teh_pwnzorer said:
"  @Renegade said:
Bitter much? The idea isn't to replicate realism perfectly, its to *gasp* have fun! I know, it sounds crazy, but these games are fun, and most people still go back to Wii sports to this day, so I doubt it will be any different with this. "
These games are fun for around 10 minutes and even then, they're as much fun as playing with the Power Glove.  Sorry, but I didn't drink Nintendo's Kool-Aid, even though I grew up with the Famicom, owned the SNES and then bought the Gamecube, while in college.  I WAS rooting for Nintendo during the PS2 era.  Wii is just a scam.
"
Boo-hoo-hoo....
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@TheJollyRajah said:
" @teh_pwnzorer said:
"  @Renegade said:
Bitter much? The idea isn't to replicate realism perfectly, its to *gasp* have fun! I know, it sounds crazy, but these games are fun, and most people still go back to Wii sports to this day, so I doubt it will be any different with this. "
These games are fun for around 10 minutes and even then, they're as much fun as playing with the Power Glove.  Sorry, but I didn't drink Nintendo's Kool-Aid, even though I grew up with the Famicom, owned the SNES and then bought the Gamecube, while in college.  I WAS rooting for Nintendo during the PS2 era.  Wii is just a scam.
"
Boo-hoo-hoo....
"
God, what a stupid response!
He's not sensitively HURT by this. He is simply revealing that it is a SCAM. It's a FACT.
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@Track said:
" @TheJollyRajah said:
" @teh_pwnzorer said:
"  @Renegade said:
Bitter much? The idea isn't to replicate realism perfectly, its to *gasp* have fun! I know, it sounds crazy, but these games are fun, and most people still go back to Wii sports to this day, so I doubt it will be any different with this. "
These games are fun for around 10 minutes and even then, they're as much fun as playing with the Power Glove.  Sorry, but I didn't drink Nintendo's Kool-Aid, even though I grew up with the Famicom, owned the SNES and then bought the Gamecube, while in college.  I WAS rooting for Nintendo during the PS2 era.  Wii is just a scam.
"
Boo-hoo-hoo....
"
God, what a stupid response!
He's not sensitively HURT by this. He is simply revealing that it is a SCAM. It's a FACT.
"
No, but you are.
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@JammyJesus: WHy becuase its fun ?
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@Track said:
" @TheJollyRajah said:
" @teh_pwnzorer said:
"  @Renegade said:
Bitter much? The idea isn't to replicate realism perfectly, its to *gasp* have fun! I know, it sounds crazy, but these games are fun, and most people still go back to Wii sports to this day, so I doubt it will be any different with this. "
These games are fun for around 10 minutes and even then, they're as much fun as playing with the Power Glove.  Sorry, but I didn't drink Nintendo's Kool-Aid, even though I grew up with the Famicom, owned the SNES and then bought the Gamecube, while in college.  I WAS rooting for Nintendo during the PS2 era.  Wii is just a scam.
"
Boo-hoo-hoo....
"
God, what a stupid response!
He's not sensitively HURT by this. He is simply revealing that it is a SCAM. It's a FACT.
"
Fun is a scam now?
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@slinky6 said:
" "Jeff's a 360 fanboy that hates Nintendohhhhhhh!.... wait...   what...?   5/5 for WSR?...   Ummm.    Fuck.    I'll shut up now."   Is what all those people who were commenting on the Conduit review are, or should be, saying right now. "
Exactly what I was saying.
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nice review

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Totatly surprised about this one. 

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It blows my mind that it took nearly 3 years to give people what they obviously wanted.

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Edited By Reverseface

game looks pretty fun infact...IT LOOKS OFF THE SHIZZLE

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the game doesnt seem complete, not sure why he gave it a 5/5

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@TheMustacheHero said:
" @pepper said:
" Jeff seems more professional than usual in this review. Not sure whether I like that or not "
Well, Jeff IS a professional...
This is true. But I meant that I kind of like the more casual, laid back reviews of games.
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FIVE OUT OF FIVE DOES NOT MEAN A GAME IS PERFECT. IT ONLY MEANS IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.


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@pepper said:
"@TheMustacheHero said:
" @pepper said:
" Jeff seems more professional than usual in this review. Not sure whether I like that or not "
Well, Jeff IS a professional...
This is true. But I meant that I kind of like the more casual, laid back reviews of games."
Of course he is being proffesional... he doesn't want to be fired again!
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Edited By standing_gopher

Looking forward to picking this up at some point.