Hello Giant Bomb community! We haven't done this in awhile, so some of our newer users may not remember the tradition, but here we go again!

Remember, please do not post any spoilers, and try to keep the numbering consecutive. Also, try to read through the thread and avoid posting duplicates, those will be deleted. I'll start:

1) All security cameras in Hong Kong can somehow be hacked by entering a simple four digit code.

Check out some of the previous Things You've Learned:

• Skyrim
• Batman: Arkham Asylum
• Fallout 3
• Saints Row: The Third

2. All motorcycles come with helmets.

3) Roast Duck gives you the power to regenerate.

4. Working at a parking garage is the most depressing job in the world.

5. A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man.

4. Working at a parking garage is the most depressing job in the world.

6) You're a bad cop if you can't do parkour well.

7. All tires are packed with explosives.

9. Emma Stone is afraid of commitment so she doesn't call back :(

@Mastercheesey said:

9. Emma Stone is afraid of commitment so she doesn't call back.

Tbf that's also every other girl in the game, except for Tiffany who you are inexplicably serious with after singing karaoke with her in a hostess bar twice.

And Not Ping too, I guess, but in some ways that's even worse.

10. You can slow down time only by hopping over something half your height.

11. Wei Shen is a dangerous man.

12. Every cab ride in Hong Kong costs $310, no matter how far you're going.

13. It's totally OK to drive over the pretty lady who starts a street race.

(CPU does it too)

14. Guns are not common in Hong Kong.. Go gunfight those 30 guys

15) In Hong Kong, Martial Arts Clubs gives you costumes from movies.

16. Against popular opinion, Cantonese is NOT the main language in Hong Kong

@Genkkaku said:

16. Against popular opinion, Cantonese is NOT the main language in Hong Kong

Are they mostly speaking Mandarin? I was wondering about that, but I'm also a stupid American who can't tell the difference.

17. Wei Shen being one of them scares Raymond.

18. 'Wei Shen Motherfucker, obviously the distant cousin of 'Garcia Fucking Hotspur'

@iAmJohn: Since it was a English colony very few speak Mandarin.. google told me

@iAmJohn said:

@Mastercheesey said:

9. Emma Stone is afraid of commitment so she doesn't call back.

Tbf that's also every other girl in the game, except for Tiffany who you are inexplicably serious with after singing karaoke with her in a hostess bar twice.

And Not Ping too, I guess, but in some ways that's even worse.

Yeah they really didn't need any of the dates they didn't add anything to the game except some expensive voice actors.

@Genkkaku Oh wait, I get what you're saying now. Cantonese is not the main language because English is. Right. I'm an idiot.

@Mastercheesey Pretty much, yeah.

19. Cops in Hong Kong don't read reports.

20. MY COCK IS THE BEST!

21. Text messages have predetermined content, and phone contacts disappear and reappear as needed.

22. Eyes are nothing, you can see and counter attacks from anywhere.

23. Not all chinese people wear glasses.

24. People with knives can't be thrown

25. A broken leg is nothing.. Walk it off

26. Activating your FACE basically makes you a God!

@glyn said:

23. Not all chinese people wear glasses.

That's racist, dawg.

27. In Hong Kong, littering is not just allowed. It is encouraged.

28. If you jump out of/off a vehicle at high speeds, one bullet magically makes it explode.

29. If your gang is being hunted down, you probably shouldn't "Go out for a walk or something". Stupid Jackie

30. Your ancestors called, they want to disown you.

31. Dead fish are excellent weapons.

32. You will accidentally enter the car from the left-hand side and drive on the right-hand side of the road. Every goddamn time.

Seriously. Every time for 40 hours.

33. Police don't care how many lampposts you knock over

34. If you run over a parking meter, the money is yours

@iAmJohn said:

@Genkkaku said:

16. Against popular opinion, Cantonese is NOT the main language in Hong Kong

Are they mostly speaking Mandarin? I was wondering about that, but I'm also a stupid American who can't tell the difference.

Actually, everyone in the game speaks cantonese. Some music in the game are in mandarin.

EDIT: My contribution:

35. Wearing certain clothes give you +5/10% Face points, Triad points, Police points, make you hot with the ladies, or give you a discount when purchasing vehicles.

@zyn: That's more of a tip...the whole point of these threads is to be ironic or point out funny things about the game.

36. Herbal Tea makes you resistant to damage.

37. Wei is a gullible motherfucker who falls for the "Oh dude, my vehicle is broken down, could you take a REALLY close look at it while a friend robs you?" schtick every god damned time.

38. When a Triad rewards you with a new fancier crib to live in, they make sure to hook up your flat screen TV to the cameras you police-hack, and to police officers

39.Some clothes found on the street are still to classy for you to wear.

40. Drug dealers usually hang around security cameras.

41. The Police do not frown upon you putting someone in your trunk and dumping them in the ocean. You are docked points if you hit a parking meter.

41. When cops in Hong Kong make an arrest they always say: "We got them, we got them!"

@Legend said:

40. Drug dealers usually hang around security cameras.

42. Drug Dealers also talk with excessive hand movements, making them easy to spot from your flat screen TV.

43. All vents in Hong Kong have only two screws.