100+ Things You've Learned Playing Sleeping Dogs!

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#1 Edited by Mike (17289 posts) -

Hello Giant Bomb community! We haven't done this in awhile, so some of our newer users may not remember the tradition, but here we go again!

Remember, please do not post any spoilers, and try to keep the numbering consecutive. Also, try to read through the thread and avoid posting duplicates, those will be deleted. I'll start:

1) All security cameras in Hong Kong can somehow be hacked by entering a simple four digit code.

Check out some of the previous Things You've Learned:

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#2 Posted by MooseyMcMan (12541 posts) -

2. All motorcycles come with helmets.

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#3 Edited by MikeGosot (3237 posts) -

3) Roast Duck gives you the power to regenerate.

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#4 Edited by CaLe (4755 posts) -

4. Working at a parking garage is the most depressing job in the world.

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#5 Posted by iAmJohn (6232 posts) -

5. A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man.

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#6 Edited by MikeGosot (3237 posts) -
@CaLe said:

4. Working at a parking garage is the most depressing job in the world.

That made me laugh out loud.
 

6) You're a bad cop if you can't do parkour well.

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#7 Posted by CaLe (4755 posts) -

7. All tires are packed with explosives.

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#9 Edited by Mastercheesey (246 posts) -

9. Emma Stone is afraid of commitment so she doesn't call back :(

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#10 Posted by iAmJohn (6232 posts) -

@Mastercheesey said:

9. Emma Stone is afraid of commitment so she doesn't call back.

Tbf that's also every other girl in the game, except for Tiffany who you are inexplicably serious with after singing karaoke with her in a hostess bar twice.

And Not Ping too, I guess, but in some ways that's even worse.

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#11 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -

10. You can slow down time only by hopping over something half your height.

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#12 Posted by Demoskinos (17326 posts) -

11. Wei Shen is a dangerous man.

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#13 Edited by iAmJohn (6232 posts) -

12. Every cab ride in Hong Kong costs $310, no matter how far you're going.

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#14 Edited by CaLe (4755 posts) -

13. It's totally OK to drive over the pretty lady who starts a street race.

(CPU does it too)

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#15 Edited by Genkkaku (759 posts) -

14. Guns are not common in Hong Kong.. Go gunfight those 30 guys

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#16 Posted by MikeGosot (3237 posts) -

15) In Hong Kong, Martial Arts Clubs gives you costumes from movies.

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#17 Posted by Genkkaku (759 posts) -

16. Against popular opinion, Cantonese is NOT the main language in Hong Kong

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#18 Posted by iAmJohn (6232 posts) -

@Genkkaku said:

16. Against popular opinion, Cantonese is NOT the main language in Hong Kong

Are they mostly speaking Mandarin? I was wondering about that, but I'm also a stupid American who can't tell the difference.

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#19 Posted by MatPaget (1273 posts) -

17. Wei Shen being one of them scares Raymond.

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#20 Edited by Genkkaku (759 posts) -

18. 'Wei Shen Motherfucker, obviously the distant cousin of 'Garcia Fucking Hotspur'

@iAmJohn: Since it was a English colony very few speak Mandarin.. google told me

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#21 Posted by Mastercheesey (246 posts) -

@iAmJohn said:

@Mastercheesey said:

9. Emma Stone is afraid of commitment so she doesn't call back.

Tbf that's also every other girl in the game, except for Tiffany who you are inexplicably serious with after singing karaoke with her in a hostess bar twice.

And Not Ping too, I guess, but in some ways that's even worse.

Yeah they really didn't need any of the dates they didn't add anything to the game except some expensive voice actors.

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#22 Posted by iAmJohn (6232 posts) -

@Genkkaku Oh wait, I get what you're saying now. Cantonese is not the main language because English is. Right. I'm an idiot.

@Mastercheesey Pretty much, yeah.

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#23 Edited by ClairvoyantVibrations (1572 posts) -

19. Cops in Hong Kong don't read reports.

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#24 Posted by eroticfishcake (7857 posts) -

20. MY COCK IS THE BEST!

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#25 Edited by Bigandtasty (3145 posts) -

21. Text messages have predetermined content, and phone contacts disappear and reappear as needed.

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#26 Edited by MasterRain (356 posts) -

22. Eyes are nothing, you can see and counter attacks from anywhere.

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#27 Edited by glyn (390 posts) -

23. Not all chinese people wear glasses.

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#28 Posted by Gilsham (302 posts) -

24. People with knives can't be thrown

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#29 Posted by Genkkaku (759 posts) -

25. A broken leg is nothing.. Walk it off

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#30 Edited by MisterDunlap (285 posts) -

26. Activating your FACE basically makes you a God!

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#31 Posted by iAmJohn (6232 posts) -

@glyn said:

23. Not all chinese people wear glasses.

That's racist, dawg.

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#32 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

27. In Hong Kong, littering is not just allowed. It is encouraged.

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#33 Edited by Kyelb22 (307 posts) -

28. If you jump out of/off a vehicle at high speeds, one bullet magically makes it explode.

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#34 Posted by CaptainTightPants (2831 posts) -

29. If your gang is being hunted down, you probably shouldn't "Go out for a walk or something". Stupid Jackie

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#35 Posted by Turtlebird95 (3618 posts) -

30. Your ancestors called, they want to disown you.

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#36 Posted by Coafi (1520 posts) -

31. Dead fish are excellent weapons.

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#37 Edited by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

32. You will accidentally enter the car from the left-hand side and drive on the right-hand side of the road. Every goddamn time.

Seriously. Every time for 40 hours.

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#38 Posted by Hizang (9358 posts) -

33. Police don't care how many lampposts you knock over

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#39 Posted by Genkkaku (759 posts) -

34. If you run over a parking meter, the money is yours

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#40 Edited by zyn (2765 posts) -

@iAmJohn said:

@Genkkaku said:

16. Against popular opinion, Cantonese is NOT the main language in Hong Kong

Are they mostly speaking Mandarin? I was wondering about that, but I'm also a stupid American who can't tell the difference.

Actually, everyone in the game speaks cantonese. Some music in the game are in mandarin.

EDIT: My contribution:

35. Wearing certain clothes give you +5/10% Face points, Triad points, Police points, make you hot with the ladies, or give you a discount when purchasing vehicles.

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#41 Posted by Mike (17289 posts) -

@zyn: That's more of a tip...the whole point of these threads is to be ironic or point out funny things about the game.

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#42 Posted by Shirogane (3630 posts) -

36. Herbal Tea makes you resistant to damage.

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#43 Posted by dekkadekkadekka (848 posts) -

37. Wei is a gullible motherfucker who falls for the "Oh dude, my vehicle is broken down, could you take a REALLY close look at it while a friend robs you?" schtick every god damned time.

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#44 Edited by AhmadMetallic (19301 posts) -

38. When a Triad rewards you with a new fancier crib to live in, they make sure to hook up your flat screen TV to the cameras you police-hack, and to police officers

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#45 Posted by Levius (1357 posts) -

39.Some clothes found on the street are still to classy for you to wear.

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#46 Posted by Legend (2717 posts) -

40. Drug dealers usually hang around security cameras.

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#47 Posted by RenMcKormack (1087 posts) -

41. The Police do not frown upon you putting someone in your trunk and dumping them in the ocean. You are docked points if you hit a parking meter.

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#48 Edited by Sterling (4116 posts) -

41. When cops in Hong Kong make an arrest they always say: "We got them, we got them!"

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#49 Posted by RenMcKormack (1087 posts) -

@Legend said:

40. Drug dealers usually hang around security cameras.

42. Drug Dealers also talk with excessive hand movements, making them easy to spot from your flat screen TV.

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#50 Posted by Canteu (2968 posts) -

43. All vents in Hong Kong have only two screws.

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