44. There's always a lady-smoker and some loud mouth that's ready to shout out his opinion of your clothes whenever you leave a store.

45. Taking pedestrians for a "walk" is common place.

46. In hong kong you talk about your sexual problems loudly and in the hallway

47. Industrial fans and faces will never get along.

48. In Hong Kong, average citizens who need help with minor tasks simply turn to their nearest friendly Triad boss and casually ask him for a favor...by name, of course.

49. A fat enemy can pick you up, and slam you on the ground, but can not block an incoming punch to the face.

50: The pork bun vendor is an omnipresent Chinese god. Even if you blow up his cart and stuff him into the trunk of your car, he'll still be down the road hawking pork buns.

51: You can smack a guy with a crowbar a couple of times and it might sting a bit but if you throw that sucker at him it's lights out!

52. Wei Shen can climb, jump and vault over any obstacle or wall, except for metal railings. Even if they're below his knees, he can't touch them, he has to find a 3-meter wall next to them to climb over and make his way out.

53. Cops in Hong Kong are all magicians who can escape hand cuffs.

54. In Hong Kong all security cameras can be hacked by being good at Mastermind.

55. People in Hong Kong can't swim and will drown the second you throw them in water.

56. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun and All Out Of Love are the official OST of the Hong Kong Triads.

57. THERE IS THE SAME HECKLER OUTSIDE OF EVERY CLOTHING STORE IN THE CITY

58. If you are chased by a triad, Just throw him in a dumpster. It's impossible for them to get out.

59. Chali 2na has a solo album.

60. If you are a bad driver, someone will want you to die

@Genkkaku: It's not?? I thought Cantonese was the more common dialect in the cities and Mandarin everywhere else?

@eroticfishcake: LOL!

61. Bringing a sensei statues will make you learn new fighting techniques.

63: If you want that sweet motorcycle, you're gonna need a face-lift.

64: Apparently a Chicken Truck is a non suspicious undercover vehicle

@DragonNinja789: It is but in the game everyone is speaking English

If your buff you need to have tattoos.

65: you can die if your thrown into a dumpster

66: You can completely lower all suspicion a person has in you by pressing a button

67. In Hong Kong, everyone knows your name.

68. Panau is the ideal vacation for the people of Hong Kong

69. Women in Hong Kong are usually open to sex on the first date, but are rarely interested in second dates.

70. The minute you enter your apartment complex, the police hace to forget you exist

71. It's perfectly acceptable for an officer of the law to throw an unarmed individual into a table saw.

72. Anyone with a name doesn't actually know how to speak Cantonese.

73.

@Demoskinos said:

57. THERE IS THE SAME HECKLER OUTSIDE OF EVERY CLOTHING STORE IN THE CITY

Fuck that guy!

72. In Hong Kong, everyone instantly answers their phone before it even rings.

I live in Shanghai and I priva

Damn can't edit on iPad. Anyways, I live in Shanghai and I didn't bring my ps3 but I'm desperate to play this game as I private tutor a wealthy businessman and I often feel like I'm hanging and dining with triad members. It is cool!

74. If you hijack a truck, you will always lose your grip at least once

75. A taxi driver in Hong Kong knows every parking lot in the city as well as clothing stores.

76. These curry fish balls will blow your mind!

77. In Hong Kong furniture is only ever sold by shady dudes in dark alleyways. And they deliver to your home instantly too.

78. Training in martial arts is serious business, and if you're not prepared to let a motherfucker break your arm several times so that he can learn how to break arms then your ancestors will disown you.

79. If you wearing a hat, helmets are no longer necessary.

80. If someone drills a hole directly into your knee and then crushes your feet with a hammer, you can walk it off and beat up 100+ triad members within 5 minutes of waking up.

81. Fat old Asian women with lunch lady arms are fully capable of striking fear in the hardest of gangsters.

@camp7203 said:

81. Fat old Asian women with lunch lady arms are fully capable of striking fear in the hardest of gangsters.

It's not the physique, it's the accessories. That meat cleaver is one tough negotiator.

82. Praying means you'll get more health so you can take a beating, just like in real life

83. Feeding Triads into building fans, dumpsters, power boxes, phone booths, table saws, and ice chipping machines will help you win friends and influence people.

84. Police Officers will generally ignore you during drive- bys but do not take take kindly to you shooting guns whilst on foot.

85. EVERY cop car comes with their very own shotgun.

@MysteriousFawx said:

82. Praying means you'll get more health so you can take a beating, just like in real life

oh snap..